😆 😃 Trimurti Ka Kamaal...😃😆.
Hello friends..Here are some new jokes on Friendship day on Trimurti..i hope you will enjoy them..😊😊
1)..Three engineers were travelling by a car, Dheer an electrical engineer, Kunjan a chemical engineer and Samar a microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car stopped forcing them to pull off to the side of the road. They wondered what had gone wrong with the car engine.
The electrical engineer Dheer suggested stripping down the electronics of the car to try and trace where the fault might have occured.
The chemical engineer Kunjan, not knowing much about cars, suggested that perhaps the fuel had emulsified and was getting blocked somewhere.
The microsoft engineer Samar, not knowing much about anything, came up with suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows, and see if it works?"...😆😃😆
2)..When Samar was blind he was travelling to london .
He feels the seats of the train and says to the man next to him he says "These seats sure are big" to which the man replies "Everything is bigger in texas".
Samar then checks into is hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass and says to the bartender "The glasses sure are big" to which the bartender says "Everything is bigger in Texas".
Samar then asks to go to the lavatory.The bartender gave him directions. On the way he takes a wrong turn, slips and falls into the swimming pool. Scared to death he shouts "Dont flush!!!! Dont flush!!!!"....................
3)..Three buddies Samar,Kunjan and Dheer die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy Samar says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great businessman of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy Kunjan says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy Dheer replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"...😆😃😆
4)..Samar and his ever-nagging wife Kaveri went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, Kaveri passed away.
The undertaker told the Samar, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
Samar thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wifehome, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Samar replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."..😆😆
5)..Kunjan visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her Kunjan realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"
"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."...😆😆
Thanks to all of you.waiting for ur comments..
Happy Friendship Day to all
God Bless You All...
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