Raj has started this story line and ask me to write in this one. So I am trying to keep his style and also adding my touch to it. I hope you guys get few laughs 😊at the same time be thrilled with lots of melodrama😆😭. ❤️ Enjoy.
Episode 3 Saloni: A Romantic guju poet
Nahar's close friend is getting married to a gujarati girl. Her father has moved to amdavad. Brijesh suggests to naahr that since recently Saloni has been talking really weird and every one is getting shocks and faints. It is best to take her to amdavad and may be she will start talking normally. Brijesh asks Nahar to take their car and have fun. Nahar tells saloni: we are going to amdavad for Mahesh's wedding.
She says to nahar: Aiy shane tu mujhe amdavad le ja rahela hai. Wedding me apun khub dhamal karega baap. Nahar is very angry but hides his feelings and asks her to pack their bags for few days
Saloni : Apun ja rahela hai baap jyada mach mach mat karma varna. Nahar is shocked and angry covers her mouth with his hand.
After she leaves Nahar tells Brijesh : Bhaisa you are right. Saloni is gone crazy with this mumbia style We now talk normal . but her I don't know. I better take her for few days.
They go to amdavad and enjoy the wedding and visit lots of places. They have so much fun Brijesh calls Nahar one day that he needs him immidately back home. Nahar tells bim: Bhaisa we will be there as soon as we can. Nahar is driving and talking to Saloni all very lovey dovey and tells her how much he loves her. Saloni hugs him and tells him same and says: I really enjoyed this trip and we should spend more time together like this and kisses him. Suddenly the car stops. Nahar tries to start the car and it won't start. Nahar talks to some passer by's. One of him is mechanic and tells him after checking, he can fix it but it will take few hours. Nahar says that is fine. It is past midnight and it is very dark saloni is very sleepy. She finds tree surrounded by concrete work. She sits there and falls a sleep with nice breeze going on. Now the guy who sees saloni tells Nahar she should not sleep there people say there are lots of ghosts here. Nahar laughs it off and says don't worry. I do not believe in ghosts.The car gets fixed and it is about 4 am. Nahar wakes saloni and tells her let us go jaan.
Saloni: aa rahi hun baba. Thoda aur sone dona. Nahar asks again and decides to carry her then she says : achcha chalo chalte hai. She has made a big mistake, There is a ghost of lady poet who lives in that tree. When she sees Nahar she gets attracted to him. As soon as she hears saloni saying the word chalo. She thinks now this looks like husband and wife and wife is inviting me. I will enter her body so I can love this handsome hunk. This ghost lady was very romantic and poetic, But her husband was cruel and mean and did not let her use any poetry or love her but tortured her and abused her. So she commited suicide by hanging her self and ever since. she lived on that tree.
Now the romantic poet has taken saloni's body and she is gujarati poet with poor hindi. Next morning Saloni wakes up as they are about to reach home.
Nahar finds restaurant and orders tea and asks saloni what do you want with tea.
Saloni calls waiter: Aiy teniya garam garam fafda jalebi che ke nahi. (do you have hot and fresh fafda jalebi little boy?)
Nahar is shocked: she got rid of bambaiya language now she picked up gujarti oh my god!!
The boy said: haan hai kitna chahiye.
Saloni: ja phataphat 200 gm fafda 200 gram jalebi laine aav. ( go bring 200 gram each) Nahar just looks at saloni.
Saloni tells him: swami aam pyar thi juvo cho to mane kuch kuch thay che (Plz don't' look at me so lovingly ) then she starts singing
Mara patariya aaj mothi na rahevay mane prem kanto lagyo mane kai kai thay (Nahar I feel so lovey dovey today as I am madly in love with you mujhe kuch kuch hota hai) and she starts kissing him and she is all over him. Every one in the restarunt is looking at them. Nahar feels very embarrassed and moves her gently. She comes on more strongly. Finally nahar asks them to pack their food and takes her to car. They bring food and tea to the car. Nahar tells Saloni to seat down she sits and again she is all over him. Nahar is shocked and tells her to have her breakfast and they are alreday late. He needs to drive fast. He tells saloni to sing something to keep her busy while he is driving.
Saloni starts holding him
mara te chit no chor re maro savriyo( my lover has stolen my heart)
jevo radha ne nad no kishore aevo maro savariyo( for me he is like radha to Krishna) and again she is all over him.
Nahar finally calls brijesh and tells him saloni is not well and they are very close to house can driver and tarabhabhi pick her up while I come to office. Brijesh says Ok I am sending tara with driver. Nahar stops the car and hugs her and asks her saloni are you all right? Saloni: maine kyare pan itna accha feel nahi kiya. Kem shu vaat che vahalaji?
(I never felt this better. what is the matter darling?)
Nahar says: Nothing and holds her and kisses her saloni is so happy and starts kissing him very hard and finally goes to sleep. Tara comes and nahar tells her what is happening. Tara assures him to go attend meting and she will take her home. Nahar takes another car and sends sleeping saloni home with Tara.
Few hours later Nahar gets phone call to come home immidately. Nahar winds up his meeting quickly and gets home. Bhabho tells her saloni is acting very weird and talks funny and refuses to eat without you. I am really scared. While they are talking Saloni comes running and hugs Nahar in front of bhabho and tara and starts kissing him. nahar feels so embarrsed and awkward. He tries to move her away but she hugs him harder. Nahar carries her to the room and tells tara to bring food and he will feed her. Tara brings food. Saloni refuses to eat saying : Mare khaman dhokla khana che. ( I want khaman dhokla). Nahar tells her: saloni eat this now then we will make that he feeds her with his own hands. She goes to sleep and nahar leaves for office. She sleeps whole day. Nahar calls Ambika and tells her saloni is acting strange. I want to bring her their may be she will feel normal. Ambika agrees. Nahar comes home and tells her let us go your parents house and give them gifs. Saloni agrees.
At narpat's everything is ok and saloni behaves well except few times she tries to get close to Nahar. But ambika calls her and asks her for help . Finally they are about to leave. Every one say bye. Saloni starts the song:
Aa ame aamare gher jaiye bhai ram ramji ( now we are leaving for our house)
Aa bolyu chalyu maaf kar jo bhai ram ramji (please forgive me if I say anything wrong)
Ambika is shocked and she feels like what is happening to my saloni is she possessed or what. Yes mama you thought that right. Narpat also feels that way. Narpat tells nahar to watch her and may be call doctor.
In the car saloni keeps kissing him, Bhabho has made shrikhand, puri, undhiyu, patra and khaman dhokla. Saloni is so happy. She eats a lot. Every one just watches her. While eating she moves her feet over Nahar's and holds his hand. Nahar feels very embarrassed and try to tell her something but bhabho tells him not to while sending saloni in the kitchen. At night she keeps hugging Nahar and asks him to make love to her. She keeps blabbering gujaati songs. nahar hardly gets any sleep. 3 days passes like this. Saloni has made every one upset and Nahar miserable as she keeps caling him and talks to him in gujarati sing songs and hugs and kisses him in front of brijesh, bhabho tara. At night she just won't leave him alone or won't let him sleep demanding to make love to her.
Bhabho suspects that saloni may be possessed or something and tells tara about it. Saloni over hears and gets very defensive. She holds her hand and pulls her hard.
Aiy nokrani jayad mathakut na kar nahi to nikal fenkish. ( servant lady stop interfereing or I will throw you out) bhabho faints. Tara calls doctor and nahar home. Doctor arrives and checks bhabho. He tris to check Saloni She pushes him and runs to her room. Bhabho tells Nahar saloni is possessed for sure. Saloni she knows will never ever behave like this at all. She calls Ambika they tell Nahar also that they suspect the same. Nahar says what should we do now?
Brijesh comes home tara tells him the whole thing, also Nahar tells him: Bhaisa I am so tired. Saloni won't let me work during the day and at night won't let me sleep. I think I will go crazy if this continue any longer.. Brijesh tells him may be bhabho is telling the truth. The Saloni I know will never behave like this. Nahar take care of her .She is ill and let me make few phone calls, Brijesh finds best tantrik around. They all are wating for tantrik. Saloni is again all over nahar hugging and kissing him. brijesh signs Nahar to be calm. As soon as tantrik enters the house.. Saloni runs to the room and locks herself in . They all rushes after her. Nahar tells her: Saloni plz open the door you are not well and this swamiji will make you better since you do not want to see a doctor. Saloni screams: Hun darwajo nahi kholui Pahela ane ghar ni bahar kadho.( I will not open the door till you kick this man out) Nahar says : No saloni we need to make you better. Open the door or we will break it down. They break the door and tantrik tries to hold Saloni. Saloni pushes him and tries to run away. But they all grab her and ties her while tantrik says few mantras.
Saloni gets very angry and looks scary. She says with red eyes: Ja tantrikda mane chhodi de nahi to (leave me alone). tantrik slaps her and asks her: Bol kaun hai tu. He says more mantras and throw stuff at her.: Saloni says: Hun Meera chhu. Tantrik asks kaun Meera ? idhar kyun ayi bol? Hun ayi nathi mane saloni lavi. Mane nahar bahut achacha lage che . Hun teni diwani bani chhu. Hun aane nahi chodu. Saloni piple ped niche boli chalo. Hun aa gayi.( I did not come Saloni told me to come .I like Nahar) Then she starts singing
Nahi jaoun nahi jaoun nahar na ghar thi nahi jaoun ( I will not leave this house)
nahi chodu nahi chodu Saloni nu body nahi chodu (or saloni's body)_
nahar ne have nahi chodu( or Nahar)
Tantrik says: You can not live in Saloni's body or be with Nahar. You have to go. Saloni screams and scream every one including nahar gets scared and feels bad for saloni. Tantrik says: you have to leave now and chants more mantras. Finally Saloni stops fighting and faints. Tantrik tells them she is all right now and asks nahar to take her to bed. Nahar carries her body to the room and puts her in the bed and sits by her very worriedly. Bhabho tara comes and assures him saloni will be fine.
Few hours later saloni wakes up and complains: I am very tired my whole body hurts. When did we come home and why are you all seating here? Nahar you should go to the office I will be fine. You had some meeting. Go bhaisa alone cannot handle everything. Bhabho and Tara feels good and leave. Nahar tells her: jaan I am here bcos you were not well. Now I am going. But call me if you need me. Saloni tells him go I am fine and hugs and kisses him. Nahar hugs her hard and kiss her forehead and leave for his office.
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