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TRIMURTI...Dheer, Kunjan and Samar ka hungama...😆
After watching last few episodes of SP..and seeing Samar the way he behaves with his family members, he is totally dominated by Kaveri, he is not better than other two buffoons...Dheer and Kunjan...Here are some jokes on three of them..trimurti...😆
1)..Have you heard of Mr. Kunjan Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone 😆
Artery - The study of the paintings.😆
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. 😛
Caesarean section - a district in Rome. 👏
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.😉
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. 😆
Chronic - neck of a crow. 👏
Coma - punctuation mark. 😊
Cortisone - area around local court.😛
Cyst - short for sister.😆
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. 😳
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.😆
Dislocation - in this place. 😊
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. 👏
Enema - not a friend. 😕
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim. 😆
Hernia - she is close by. 😛
Impotent - distinguished/well known. 😆👏😆
Labour pain - hurt at work. 😊
Lactose - people without toes.😃
Lymph - walk unsteadily. 😆
Microbes - small dressing gown. 😉
Obesity - city of Obe. 😆
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. 👏
Proteins - in favor of teens.😛 😆
Pulse - grain. 👏
Pus - small cat.😆
Red blood count - Dracula. 😆😆
Secretion - hiding anything.😃
Tablet - small table. 😛😆
Ultrasound - radical noise.👏
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone 😆
Artery - The study of the paintings.😆
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. 😛
Caesarean section - a district in Rome. 👏
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.😉
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. 😆
Chronic - neck of a crow. 👏
Coma - punctuation mark. 😊
Cortisone - area around local court.😛
Cyst - short for sister.😆
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. 😳
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.😆
Dislocation - in this place. 😊
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. 👏
Enema - not a friend. 😕
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim. 😆
Hernia - she is close by. 😛
Impotent - distinguished/well known. 😆👏😆
Labour pain - hurt at work. 😊
Lactose - people without toes.😃
Lymph - walk unsteadily. 😆
Microbes - small dressing gown. 😉
Obesity - city of Obe. 😆
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. 👏
Proteins - in favor of teens.😛 😆
Pulse - grain. 👏
Pus - small cat.😆
Red blood count - Dracula. 😆😆
Secretion - hiding anything.😃
Tablet - small table. 😛😆
Ultrasound - radical noise.👏
2)..
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Samar and his wife Kaveri decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, Samar held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Kaveri began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 10-15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, Kaveri sat there - speechless. He looked over at Samar who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to Samar, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
Samar scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Wednesdays and Saturdays."...😆😆
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, Samar held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Kaveri began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 10-15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, Kaveri sat there - speechless. He looked over at Samar who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to Samar, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
Samar scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Wednesdays and Saturdays."...😆😆
3)..
The homeowner was delighted with the way Dheer had done all the paintwork on his house.
"You did a great job," he said as he handed Dheer his fees. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra 500 bucks to take the wife out to dinner and a movie."
Dheer declined, saying, "No, I can't accept that."
"I insist," said the man. "It would make me very happy if you do it."
"Well," said Dheer reluctantly, but with appreciation, "If you really don't mind it, I'll do it."
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was Dheer, standing there in clean clothes, holding a bouquet of flowers.
Thinking that Dheer had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you leave something behind?"
"Nope," replied Dheer. "I'm just here to take the wife out to dinner and a movie like you asked."..😆(tum nahi sudhroge Dheer)...😆
"You did a great job," he said as he handed Dheer his fees. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra 500 bucks to take the wife out to dinner and a movie."
Dheer declined, saying, "No, I can't accept that."
"I insist," said the man. "It would make me very happy if you do it."
"Well," said Dheer reluctantly, but with appreciation, "If you really don't mind it, I'll do it."
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was Dheer, standing there in clean clothes, holding a bouquet of flowers.
Thinking that Dheer had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you leave something behind?"
"Nope," replied Dheer. "I'm just here to take the wife out to dinner and a movie like you asked."..😆(tum nahi sudhroge Dheer)...😆
4)..Samar went to STD/ISD/PCU SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why?
Because it was written''Number dial karne se pahle Do lagaayen''.😆
Because it was written''Number dial karne se pahle Do lagaayen''.😆
5)..Kaveri:-'' What do you like most in me; my pretty face or my body?.''
Samar:-looking at her from head to toe and replied:'' I like your sense of humour"....😆
Hello friends, hope you must have enjoyed the jokes, thanks post ur suggestions and comments thanks again..Set_raj..😊..God Bless You all.
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