Do Deewaane..Kya Jodi Hai?..jokes

Do Deewaane...Dheer aur Kunjan..😆

Here are some jokes on Do Deewane...read and enjoy..😆

1)..Kunjan was very proud of his humour used to say to his wife Shubra leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife Shubra fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Do Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the Kunjan's witticisms.😆

2)..Kunjan Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Kunjan Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."😆😆

3)...Dheer and Kunjan used to stay in same building . Kunjan on the Ground floor & Dheer on the 25thfloor. One day when the lift was not working, Dheer invited Kunjan for a Dinner. Kunjan trudged up to 25th floor to find Dheer's flat closed from outside and had a note which read : 'How did you enjoy your dinner ? ' Not to be outdone , Kunjan wrote under it, 'Sorry , I could not make it .'....😆😆😆

4)......... Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it's construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Kunjan Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Kunjan Singh's tender at it's very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Kunjan Singh had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Kunjan was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Kunjan Singh, the officer asked Kunjan Singh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Kunjan Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Dheer Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Dheer Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't meet?" Kunjan Singh replied," then you will get two tunnels in same cost."...😆😉😆

After watching today's episode and seeing kunjan's behaviour, you will love these jokes...😃

Thanks ...keep smiling..set_raj.. 😊

haha, keep writinggg !
your jokes are so funny 😆 🤣 👏
really good !

Originally posted by: xmanisha

haha, keep writinggg !
your jokes are so funny 😆 🤣 👏
really good !

thanks xmanisha..😊

your views n comments are welcome... 😊

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Raj,
What can I say. Excellent jokes 👏 👏 , loved the tunnel one. Please keep them coming.

do baccho ka baap 😆 😆 🤣 loved that one best. very funny. 😆 😆

🤣 cant stop laughing! 😆 you're too good, raj! 👏 😳

what can I say? very good as usual. can't stop laughing especially the last one about the tunnel. hope you're feeling better.

Originally posted by: patsy

what can I say? very good as usual. can't stop laughing especially the last one about the tunnel. hope you're feeling better.

Thanks Patsy, yep feeling better now...😊😊

Originally posted by: punjabi_kuri36

🤣 cant stop laughing! 😆 you're too good, raj! 👏 😳

Thanks ashima..😆😊😆