SP TImes and Buzz Vol 46 very funny jokes

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would like to know the concept, story and the characters better, and to get to know everyone in the forum....




Bhabho lies to saloni she had a baby girl. Saloni asks to see her. Then every one comes in saloni tells Naahr you were lucky to see. i want to see. tara walks out sad. kakasa tells sal to rest. In the night saloni walks out seeing every one sleeping and overhears nurses talking her baby is dead. saloni goes home in shock while every one is searching for her frantically. Nahar is going crazy and bhabho calls to let them know sal is home and shocked. They rush home and try to make her cry. But she won't finally nahar sings lulabue sal used to sing and sal breaks up and cry. Sal apologize to Nahar for not protecting their baby. Nahar tells her nothing else matter to me but you. Ambika takes care of her. Saloni finds comfort in advitiya. Nikita getrs sick and samar calls ambi.she lies sal has fever and she has to stay. samar then calls kaveri . Kaveri says she does not care about niki or him. samar calls Ginni. brij comments on tara that sal is more of a mother to advitiya than her. Kali tries to instigate tara. She then tells KTJ even though sal's baby is alive she has to take care and be satisfied with advitiya. and I will create rift between tara and saloni using their love for advitiya. they then show a lady comes with saloni's baby in temple to get her blessed
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When nahar sings lulabye and saloni breaks up and hugs him

Definately nahar for his love for saloni. How he is looking for saloni and then telling her nothing else matter but her for him.



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winners for the NL 43 contest are princezna and sharona_bha

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***Jokes ***

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."


***songs**

saloni
O jaane wale ho sake toh laut ke ana
tere mama or papa ko kahin bhul na jana o o
o jane wale ho sake toh laut ke ana

Nahar
mujhe aur kuch nahi chahiye
mujhe meri saloni dhundh do dhundh do
Kalika
muje mil gaya bahana teri deed ka
kaise khushi leke ayi kismat

kalika
saloni teri nafrat me kya kya na bani bahena
kabhi bani home wrecker kabhi bani kidnapper
kabhi bani chuglikhor aur bani devrani

saloni
bachcha gawanke hosh me aye to kya kiya
ghar me agar chirag jalaye to kya kiya

Nahar
mera dil ye pukare saloni aja
mere ghumke sahare saloni aja
bada kathin hai sama aise me hai tu kahan
mera dil ye pukare saloni aja

Nahar
Dhundhe tujhko nain diwane aja aja re
in naino ki pyas bujhane aja saloni re.

saloni
aa laut ke aja meri beti
tujhe teri mamma bulati hai
mera suna pada hai ghar
tujhe teri mamma bulati hai


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Plz post any suggestions or concerns right here.

****SP Dev Team****

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ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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This week our dear jhumi is celebrating anniversary. Happy anniversary dear jhumi and shibaji. All the best. May god give you 100 more and all the happiness 😊😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Wonderful NL di..... Keep up the gud wrk...
All jokes r too gud.. very funny....Songs r also gud...
Awesome job...........
will send my entry soon to contest....
Jhumi Belated Happy Anniversary dear.....
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Wonderful NL as always Di ... 👏 👏 Great work
I loved the jokes and songs...Really good.
The jokes are awesome...Really funny 😆 😆 I love them....
Thanks for the wonderful siggy for active member
Congrats to all the winners...👏 👏
Keep it up with your wonderful and awesome work...You are doing a great and ownderful job
Wish you all the best and luck in life
Hamesha khush rehna aur apna khayal rakhna
Aap ki choti behan
Reena
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Posted: 17 years ago
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As usual Excellent👍🏼. Keep it up. Congratulations to the winners. A thank you to you and the SP development Team for all your hard work.👏

I enjoyed the jokes they were good. 😆
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: princezna

Wonderful NL di..... Keep up the gud wrk...

All jokes r too gud.. very funny....Songs r also gud...
Awesome job...........
will send my entry soon to contest....
Jhumi Belated Happy Anniversary dear.....

thanks a lot dear. for the prompt entry. Ia m glad you enjoyed those songs.
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: jaanlover

Wonderful NL as always Di ... 👏 👏 Great work

I loved the jokes and songs...Really good.
The jokes are awesome...Really funny 😆 😆 I love them....
Thanks for the wonderful siggy for active member
Congrats to all the winners...👏 👏
Keep it up with your wonderful and awesome work...You are doing a great and ownderful job
Wish you all the best and luck in life
Hamesha khush rehna aur apna khayal rakhna
Aap ki choti behan
Reena

reena thanks for always wishing me so well. yes it take s along time to do this NL and really appreciate those words.
congrates for being active member.
Those songs are dedicated to you dear and I post for you mainly as I know how much you enjoy them.😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: judyp

As usual Excellent👍🏼. Keep it up. Congratulations to the winners. A thank you to you and the SP development Team for all your hard work.👏

I enjoyed the jokes they were good. 😆

thanks for the kind words. I love jokes 😆😆 they are funny aren't they.😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: ramas

thanks for the kind words. I love jokes 😆😆 they are funny aren't they.😆

Yes they are 😆. What I also like is that its not adult humour jokes. It's good clean fun.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: judyp

Yes they are 😆. What I also like is that its not adult humour jokes. It's good clean fun.

I hate those jokes myself. and believe we should just have good clean fun and that reflect in my stories too.
Our members ranges 10 years old to all ages . So it is best only to have this way.

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