Dear Mr. Reshammiya,
It appears that your blood was boiling over today about the fact that your contestant Mussarat was eliminated instead of Raja from Hit Squad.
While it is natural that this elimination must have upsetted you, I am most concerned about the fact that you may be struck by a bout of Dementia characterized by epileptic childish behaviour and unwillingness to accept the format of public voting that has been endorsed by yourself on numerous occasions.
Kindly avoid taking Loveria pills along with your hypertension medicine. We look forward to your recitation of the latest chapter in The Love Chronicles of Aneek, Amanat and Sumedha in the following episode.
In true Lage Raho Munnabhai style, bole to...
Affectionately,
A well wisher.
