Hee hee hee... think I know who the someone is😉
Your questions are absolutely droll!! 🤣 Trust Adi to come up with this!!
For the first one - I would have said an MP3 player, but naa flights don't allow battery-operated stuff 😕 Ok, so here's what I'd do. I'd play Antaakshari with KS (yeah, I know I WILL have to force myself to do that. All for the greater good of humanity). For every antara or mukhda that he sings, I will sing one back in the same voice as his. Next, I will also provide grotesque background music by humming or beating the food tray holder in front of me, every time KS sings. He will obviously get sick of hearing me sing this way and ask for a change of seat. And that would be great.
For two - Simple, I will play the recorded song of KS (recorded from the flight) and play it full blast, each time that Himmessss opens his mouth to sing. Two wrongs make one right. Similarly two yuck singers make one positive outcome. Obviously Himmm will get tired of this 'jugalbandi' and decide to quit. Either he will ask for a change of room for himself, or for me. Mission accomplished, coz empty rooms or not, when he will threaten the hotel staff that he'll sing in the reception all night long, they'll quickly relent and give him or me a different room😉
For three - I would tell my boss's wife that the boss's secretary, who has a secret admiration for my boss, also loves Himmyyyy, especially the latest chart toppers. I will also add (just in case) that this chick also loves KS. That's it. You know how women's mind work? After that, my boss's wife and I will share a common dislike ..... not only towards Himmmyyy but also KS! Smart eh? 😎
Originally posted by: advil
Sarita, thats a great going... you know your reply to the kumar sanu one was so similar to the response I got from someone here,well i guess you can take a wild guess who it can be....😆😆😆
Okay now some "what, if" questions...:
1. Imagine you are travelling to that North Indian Village which has 500 men and 100 cows(or was it the ther way round)😆..when you board the plane you get Kumar sanu as thr passenger occupying th seat next to yours ( you have the centre seat). The TV in front doesn't work and the iron lady on the other side wont change seats and the paperback is by mistake packed up in your luggage. So how are you going to entertain youself?
2. You reach your famous cow/man village and book yourself into the hotel. Early next morning you are woken up by a sound.So you decide to check it out and find that Himesss bhai is occupying the next room. He is over there to perform in a function and what you had heard was the riyaaz early morning. there are no other vacant rooms and you have to put up with it. how will you?
3. You get invited by your bss and his wife. While talking you find out that his wife is a hard core Himmy bhai fan. She asks you your hnest opinion about himmy bhai's chart toppers sung by him. What will you reply to her?