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Posted: 18 years ago

#41

Originally posted by: adi_0112

😆😆😆 During my nursery rhyme days I used to live in Bangalore....if the teacher could understand this poem there...then me sure shot 10 promotions to Grade 8. Lekin kya karein, mere teacher ko yeh samajha nahi aaya...and I lost my dashapromotions...and mil gaya time out....😭

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Posted: 18 years ago

#42

Rajeev ki heer stopped listening to everyone else from the day Rajeev called her his Heer...

...hai hai Rajeev yeh kya kar diya.....😆

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Posted: 18 years ago

#43

Originally posted by: Swar_Raj
Our hero Manish chatting with some heroine on chat.

Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real Big MNC's

Hero Manish : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Heroine Chameli: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero Manish : wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

Heroine Chameli: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right Back) I'll get some Coffee.

Hero Manish : OK

(Hero Manish waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you...

Hero Manish : [ 😡 **** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah Tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime Number, Given value of n? Would you give this by today evening?

Hero Manish : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves The place]

(Our Hero Manish sighs and stares at his monitor waiting Impatiently for heroin To Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat Window...)

Heroine Chameli: Hey, am back

Hero Manish : cool, you know what my manager does, he's Kinda..... Keeps asking Stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work.

Heroine Chameli: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero Manish : Yep, u rite!!

Heroine Chameli: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero Manish : * 😃 😛 😉 * sure, why not.

Heroine Chameli: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print Nth prime Number, Given N.

Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real urgent for me to work this out

Hero Manish : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur Mail in an hour from Now.ok?

Heroine Chameli: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME
TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!
YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

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this was tooooooooo good!!! 😆😆😆

good 1 raj!....serves him right! 😆

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124014

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Posted: 18 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: Swar_Raj

THe poem he recited was:
Jacwa and Jilwa
Gayil opper hilwa
Paniya bharan ke wastte
Jackwa Gir gayeel
Ukka Khopadi phut gayeel
Aoor Jillwa aawat rahi
Luudkat poore raste

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that's hillarious!!!...