Hey.... I am just pulling your leg - Page 4

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Ab jab ghav aapne de hi diya hai.. tu uske kate pe namak bhi chhidak dete hain....😆😆

hopefully tum woh namak ki boriyaan apne saath leke aaya hoga😉

badhiya thread hai Adi babu👍🏼

kya yahan sirf tang khechni allow hai ya haath pair bhi kheench sakte hain?

Originally posted by: dolly

😆😆😆

saath mein end mein kauw kauw bhi kiyaa

😆 bahut hilla-rious tha ...

Originally posted by: dolly

aree tum panchi( bird) kab sae ban gayein 😕...kauwa( crow) ho kyaa..kauw kauw ki aawaaz sunaaii dae rahi hein 😆

Jhoot boley kawwa kaatey...kaaley kawwye se dariyo......😆

Ron comes up to the border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says,'What's in the bags?'

'Sand,' answered Ron

Guard says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Ron overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Guard releases Ron, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Ron's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens.

Guard asks, 'What have you got?'

'Sand,' says Ron. Guard does his thorough

examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Ron, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Ron, doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a nearby'dhaba'

Hey, Buddy,' says Guard, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me,

what are you smuggling?'

Ron sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes.'

Originally posted by: Swar_Raj

A true incident,
Once Adi forgot his homework and tacher gave him one extra day to remeber a poem in english..JACK & JILL
Sincere Adi took whole day and memorized the poem. But seeing teacher in bad mood again next day, he kind of forgot it. SOmehow he recited the poem...but still is unable to figure why he got time out.
May be we all can help him

THe poem he recited was:
Jacwa and Jilwa
Gayil opper hilwa
Paniya bharan ke wastte
Jackwa Gir gayeel
Ukka Khopadi phut gayeel
Aoor Jillwa aawat rahi
Luudkat poore raste

If i had to recite this one, mein toh hastey hastey hi ludak jaata class ma.... 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Jhoot boley kawwa kaatey...kaaley kawwye se dariyo......😆

swar...isko poems aur gaanein bahaut yaad aa rahein hein...school ki yaad aa rahi hein yaa ...or should say abhi school mein hi hein....

Originally posted by: Swar_Raj

THe poem he recited was:
Jacwa and Jilwa
Gayil opper hilwa
Paniya bharan ke wastte
Jackwa Gir gayeel
Ukka Khopadi phut gayeel
Aoor Jillwa aawat rahi
Luudkat poore raste

😆 teacher ka mood to theek ho gaya hoga na yeh poem sunke

Originally posted by: Rajeev Ki Heer

😆 teacher ka mood to theek ho gaya hoga na yeh poem sunke

😆😆😆 During my nursery rhyme days I used to live in Bangalore....if the teacher could understand this poem there...then me sure shot 10 promotions to Grade 8. Lekin kya karein, mere teacher ko yeh samajha nahi aaya...and I lost my dashapromotions...and mil gaya time out....😭

Originally posted by: dolly

swar...isko poems aur gaanein bahaut yaad aa rahein hein...school ki yaad aa rahi hein yaa ...or should say abhi school mein hi hein....

Life is a virtual school... every day every moment it teaches us something new...😳