Hey.... I am just pulling your leg - Page 3

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Ab jab ghav aapne de hi diya hai.. tu uske kate pe namak bhi chhidak dete hain....😆😆

Oye tum part time chef ho kya namak daalney wala....ya chameli ke liye rotey rotey paani sukh gaya,,rahe gaya baaki namak.....vah kya logic hain....

I think I will do a PhD in logic....😎

Originally posted by: dolly

haa dikh raha hein..thaali kae beigan ki tereh idher udher lutaktein rehtein hoo 😆😆😆...sambhalo..abhi bhi sameyein hein ....

😆😆😆...ab kya karien ...sambhalney wala hi koi hain nahi....😉

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Oye tum part time chef ho kya namak daalney wala....ya chameli ke liye rotey rotey paani sukh gaya,,rahe gaya baaki namak.....vah kya logic hain....

I think I will do a PhD in logic....😎

Abey.. Chameli mere paas hai aur ro tumlog rahe ho... Mujhe to jalne ki boo aa rahi hai..... Malham bhejun kya....😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

😆😆😆...ab kya karien ...sambhalney wala hi koi hain nahi....😉

datein raho uhii..iss tereh kae khayalaat hogein to bahut uper jaaoogein...aur phir sambhalna baehad mushkil ho jaayegaa.....uska anjaab pata hein kyaa hota hein ..seedha neechein muah kae bal girogein...😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Abey.. Chameli mere paas hai aur ro tumlog rahe ho... Mujhe to jalne ki boo aa rahi hai..... Malham bhejun kya....😆

Jo aadmi din mein , raat mein, jaagtey huye, sotey huye khwab dekhe....usko kya kehetey hain????? 😳

Originally posted by: dolly

datein raho uhii..iss tereh kae khayalaat hogein to bahut uper jaaoogein...aur phir sambhalna baehad mushkil ho jaayegaa.....uska anjaab pata hein kyaa hota hein ..seedha neechein muah kae bal girogein...😆

arae dont take law of gravity so seriously..... ek kaam kartey hain, keep my legs firmly rooted to the ground...and use the head for flying...flying flying..... then no tension...2 in 1 kaam ho gaya.... ghoom bhi liya, upar bhi gaya aur geera bhi nahi...😃😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

arae dont take law of gravity so seriously..... ek kaam kartey hain, keep my legs firmly rooted to the ground...and use the head for flying...flying flying..... then no tension...2 in 1 kaam ho gaya.... ghoom bhi liya, upar bhi gaya aur geera bhi nahi...😃😆

aree tum panchi( bird) kab sae ban gayein 😕...kauwa( crow) ho kyaa..kauw kauw ki aawaaz sunaaii dae rahi hein 😆

A true incident,
Once Adi forgot his homework and tacher gave him one extra day to remeber a poem in english..JACK & JILL
Sincere Adi took whole day and memorized the poem. But seeing teacher in bad mood again next day, he kind of forgot it. SOmehow he recited the poem...but still is unable to figure why he got time out.
May be we all can help him

THe poem he recited was:
Jacwa and Jilwa
Gayil opper hilwa
Paniya bharan ke wastte
Jackwa Gir gayeel
Ukka Khopadi phut gayeel
Aoor Jillwa aawat rahi
Luudkat poore raste

Originally posted by: Swar_Raj

A true incident,
Once Adi forgot his homework and tacher gave him one extra day to remeber a poem in english..JACK & JILL
Sincere Adi took whole day and memorized the poem. But seeing teacher in bad mood again next day, he kind of forgot it. SOmehow he recited the poem...but still is unable to figure why he got time out.
May be we all can help him

THe poem he recited was:
Jacwa and Jilwa
Gayil opper hilwa
Paniya bharan ke wastte
Jackwa Gir gayeel
Ukka Khopadi phut gayeel
Aoor Jillwa aawat rahi
Luudkat poore raste

😆😆😆

saath mein end mein kauw kauw bhi kiyaa

Our hero Manish chatting with some heroine on chat.

Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real Big MNC's

Hero Manish : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Heroine Chameli: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero Manish : wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

Heroine Chameli: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right Back) I'll get some Coffee.

Hero Manish : OK

(Hero Manish waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you...

Hero Manish : [ 😡 **** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah Tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime Number, Given value of n? Would you give this by today evening?

Hero Manish : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves The place]

(Our Hero Manish sighs and stares at his monitor waiting Impatiently for heroin To Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat Window...)

Heroine Chameli: Hey, am back

Hero Manish : cool, you know what my manager does, he's Kinda..... Keeps asking Stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work.

Heroine Chameli: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero Manish : Yep, u rite!!

Heroine Chameli: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero Manish : * 😃 😛 😉 * sure, why not.

Heroine Chameli: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print Nth prime Number, Given N.

Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real urgent for me to work this out

Hero Manish : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur Mail in an hour from Now.ok?

Heroine Chameli: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME
TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!
YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!