Member Of The Week - s.priya(Priya) - Page 7

Originally posted by: s.priya

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because each one of us, with our imperfections make us what we are.
Bashkar: - 😉 Waise, I like your spelling of his name, this is what I feel like doing to Bhaskar all the time


Pranjal: Your fantastic writing skills. Absolutely brilliant. Improve - Nothing. Like I said, we cant tamper with perfection.

I like the initial line.👏👏

Bhaskar spelling mistake was a bit deliberate.😉.

I am still polishing this skill to improve.😃😃

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Question bank se aage kisi ko kuchh dikhta kyin nahi hai...

Pata nahi iis bank se qustions kabhi khatam hi nahi hote. 😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Accha??? yeh baat hain...chalo tum bhi kya yaad rakhogey...😆😆

Imagine -

1. You are in a hurry to reach the courthouse. You are zooming down the road breaking all the speed limits , escape the whistle blowing traffic cop and reach the court house just in time to make it for your hearing. You pat yourself on the back for a job well achieved , and is about to park your car. As you reverse your car to get a better parking position you go bang into the back of a brand new car and damage it. The owner of that car was not very far from the car and he sees you getting out of your car. He is actually the judge who would be sitting for the case you are defending. He admonishes your rash driving and goes in. The prosecution calls its first witness…lo behold !!! it is the same cop whose whistling you ignored and sped away…he recognizes you too. The case you are defending is of a rash driver who banged into someones house while driving very fast . Now continue this story in another 300 words….and tell us the outcome of the case.

The cop sees me and smirks at the judge. The Judge does not like the smirk but is a bit upset with me becuase of the dent. I am ready for cross examining the cop, and I ask the cop if he had done all his duties when he had spotted the rash driver banging into someones house. Cop replied yes, saying he went to the site, checked out if there is loss of human life, during this time, the rash driver was reversing his car out of the scene, so he gets on his bike, follows the car, goes in front of the car and stops the car, takes his license, and takes him to the police station. I then ask him if this is his standard practice in case of all offenses and does the rule book prescribe any other thing which needs to be done. The cop, cocky and knowing that he can make some comments on me in court, preens at the Judge, adjusts his belt and his holster and tells the Judge that he is a good cop and he has done everything which a cop should do when he spies someone driving rashly and that he can demonstrate that he is pukka about his duty. Judge tells him to elaborate and he tells the Judge that he spotted me speeding this morning, gave the Judge the location, and coordinates and told the Judge that despite he blowing his whistle, I did not stop the car. The Judge was furious and looked at me. I stood calm, with no expression on my face, but a small smile. They both look at me, as if I will now go down on my knees and start crying immediately, but were puzzled with the smile.

I then tell the Judge that the Cop is not a good cop at all. He did not follow me, he did not go and investigate the scene of the crime and he did not catch me at all, which means he is not in effect a good cop.

The cop protested and said he blew the whistle and despite that I did not stop the car.

I remind him that as per his own rule book and standard operating practice, blowing whistle is not a necessary practice and in fact, not a part of the standard practice which he enumberated ten minutes back and look at the Judge and say, here is a cop, whose moral conduct is suspect. He neither follows the standard practice, and to top it all, he goes behind an innocent, sweet lil good girl, who is quietly driving to work in the morning, keeps whistling at her like a gunda mawali, and that lil girl was so scared, to escape the gunda mawali police wallah, she had to speed her car, which made her lose her equilibrium and in the process, she was a bit shaky and she ended up reversing against another parked car. It was only after the Judge spoke to her and admonished her that she became mentally fine and was able to stand up in court and address the court. With this, I thank the court profusely for being so kidn to me and the Judge melts....😳

The Judge ruled in my favour and an investigation commenced against the cop for accosting the modesty of a lady driver😉

2. One day imagine your cell phone starts talking to your computer key board. Now they are having a major discussion on you😃..Tell us in 300 words what they are discussing and complaining.

Computer Key board says :- I need some rest. Phone Bhai, why dont you ring for a while, so that she stops punching me for a while. My space bar is paining, my enter button has entered teh key board and needs rescuing. and I need a break.....

Phone says :- Yaar, I sympathise with you. I even made some blank rings on the phone, but this joker cant hear it even. I am right in front of the monitor, the vibrator is on, making so much noise, I have increased the level of the ring tone, yet she is deaf. She keeps on punching you so badly. I think she is angry with soemone, isiliye, itne mote mote posts bana rahi hai.

Keyboard says :- Yaar, kuch toh karna padega, warna yeh cntrl alt del ko hi kuch karna padega....

Phone says :- I know yaar. Yahan tumhara yeh haal hai, jab bhi gaadi mein baithi hai, ear phone chalathi hai, aur phir jo shuru ho jaata hai, baaki duniya ka koi khayal nahi, bas bolthi hi jaa rahi hai, bolthi hi jaa rahi hai.... kabhi kabhi, mera body ka temperature itna bad jaata hai, ki mujhe itni problem hoti hai, par inka kya hai, yeh toh hume dekhthi hi nahi... pehle sree, phir saba, phir barnali, phir vijay, phir alana phalana.... phone toh jaise sirf seat par pade rehne ke liye hai aur bas ek ear piece kaan mein daal diya aur phir shuru ho gaye....

Key board :-......... arre yahi toh.... itna der woh ear phone ear mein rakh rakh ke hi woh deaf banthi jaa rahi hai... Inka IF band karva do, phir yeh sab bimaari apne aap khatam ho jayegi... Phir jo bhi type karna ho, woh pyaari se Sweety ko dictate karegi, woh itni pyaar se type karti hai, ki samaj mein bhi nahi aaye..... kuch dhamaka kar do, ki inka IF addiction hi choot jaaye😉

3. One day in anger you kill me. I become a bhoot and follow you around. One day you are in the court and me -the bhoot totally bored decide to have a funtime. Now tell us the story in 300 words...how I became the bhoot, what do i do in the court and what is the outcome...

For now..these will do. 😛 Thanks. Will update part 3 later. My keyboard is complaining😉

Originally posted by: s.priya

SAARA: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by: jayc1234

My next set…😛

How would you define:

1. A complete man? Anyone in the world you think personifies your definition? - The man who does complete justice to whatever he does in life, he who follows and respects every relation in his life, he who respects himself and his fellow beings. I dont know truthfully.
   
2. The woman of substance? Anyone in the world you think personifies your definition? She who is undeterred by obstacles, she who has the guts to do everything to keep herself and her family and work going. A woman who is scared of none and for whom the word impossible holds no meaning.
   
3. A perfect relationship? Do you think it exists? Yes. If the two or three or four in the relationship want to make it work and they work to make it happen, that is a perfect relationship. Where the parties in that relationship care enough to keep it going, then all those qualities which come together make that perfect and that will to keep it going is constant in their lives.

Should there be a difference in the way a girl and a boy should be brought up? Why or why not? If yes, what would be the differences? No. As children they are equal. As children the parents should allow them to decide waht they want to do when they grow up. Once they are adults, they shold be allowed to decide how and what they want to be and they should be taught the basic principles. Besides the ingraining of the basic principles of the family and discipline, there can be no difference in the upbringing. I come from a family where we have been brought up like equals, so I do not know another way of life actually/

Did you have any regrets the way you grew up? What were those? None, other than my feeling that I should have paid more attention to school and exams.

Your take on

1. Live-in relationships - Great for those who are not confident of the relationship which comes from Marriage.
2. Same-sex marriages - There are so many persons of the opposite sex, why settle for same sex. But if that is what works for you, great. But I do not endorse that concept.
3. Depth of virtual relationships (any form) - Entirely upto the two people in the relationship. If you can take it further from virtual to reality, fantastic.
4. Significance of Religion and rituals - I believe in it. I practice it because it gives me a lot of comfort and solace.
5. The politics of cricket - murky and dirty. They ruin the fine game of cricket and bring it ugly repute.
6. The entertaining politician - The best kind. They do their duty with a joke and humour what the others do with a frown or lecture.
7. Relevance of ethics today - Very important in todays day and age when morals are not practiced always.

Please complete the paragraphs (100 words each) - Jaya, can I do this later. I have a bit of problem typing, hence tried to answer as much as possible, but tooo many essays types are killing my hands😭😭😭

1. If wishes were horses
2. Reality TV voting: war between head and heart
3. Kyonki main jhooth nahi bolti

Originally posted by: s.priya