This Weeks Member of the Week-soulsoup - Page 105

Originally posted by: dotdiddydot

Anol while i concur fully on all what you pontificate here.. I'd like to offer a choice sequence for a future question that may flumox you when asked to choose between one good mod or the other ..

Between Jem and Bhasker.. Jem+ Bhasker = Jemsker..

Jem+ S.priya= jepriya and add that mysterious S for Priya since i know not what that stands for..😉

Jem + Barnali= Jernali... or Barnem..

Barnali + Bhasker= Barker.. But i would not shout this one out since this would mean bark at her..😆

Bhasker+ Barnali = Bhasnali

Priya + Barnali=Perish the thought between two ladies.. but here goes with my leftover gumption (since I am sure the next time I am banned its going to be the august honor of that hindustani music lover Barnali anyway) Prinali or if reversed it would be Bariya..with a hanging S off course for Priya ...😆

Barnali + jem= Barjem or Jemnali..

Barnali by her self (since you equivocally chose her over the choice of the other two august mods Bhasker ji and S. Priya ji ) would mean Bar that is Bomb of explosion and Nali which is a tube or a pipe..

Hence Barnali would mean implosion ..

Id stick with the IF admin Vijay if I were you Soul Soup or what I call a conglomeration of good atman to make a great parmatma..cheers and congrats on becoming a Member of the Weak.. oops I meant week..😆

Originally posted by: DAISYRABLE

1. Is there any question you can't answer?

How about this one? 😛

1. If you had the chance to exchange your intellect for anything else in the world, what would you choose?

Immortality! Blissful ignorance needed for that! 😃

1. A man is really incomplete until he is married... then he is finished. Are you complete or finished?

Ahem! I will say – Upgraded! 😉

1. Which do you consider more important—to be the world to someone or to be someone in this world?

Neither! Why I should be so cruel to wish that someone's world just become so limited to me? Someone in the world? Even Jack-the-ripper is 'someone' in the world - isn't it?

1. Do you really think first world countries are sincere about cleansing the globe of terrorism or are they fooling themselves by fooling us?

Tell me first – who are the bigger terrorists – then I will be able to answer this. Bombing out baby food factory in Iraq to Hiroshima via Vietnam – if that's not terrifying…. oh well!!

1. It's said money is not important, that it can't buy everything. Don't you think this thought doesn't hold good in today's times?

It was never true anytime! I bet the person who stated this – tried to make some money out of patent royalty too. 😉

1. Whom would you love to envy most and why: Mahatma Gandhi, Bill Gates, Mother Teresa, Amitabh Bachchan or Sachin Tendulkar?

Bill Gates! I never bought Microsoft share!😒

1. What is the worst disadvantage of being an Indian?

You can't go to an Indian restaurant and call the food "Exotic" 😆

1. Where can one find a really handsome man with truly handsome deeds?

Ga* Clubs 😆😆😆 (Sorry Bhaskar – couldn't resist 😳)

1. Aap zindagi mein kya nahi kar paye?

Aab iye likhne shuru karunga toh IF ka server crash ho jayega – rehne de! 😭😭

Originally posted by: soulsoup

😲 Haila - aab toh mujhe apna tagline bhi milgeya 😆

Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! you can't change your present siggy !! These days anyone who wants to ask me a question or clarification on my actions, I just point them to your siggy - ki woh mera jawab hain..😃😆😆

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Original Pandu Hawaldar IF Plagiarizer

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Why is it called 'lipstick' if you can still move your lips??

Perception is – it increases your chance to stick your lips on someone else's! 😛😛

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do know that – have you ever tried to call a wrong number? 😡

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the CD/MP3 player?

It's an auto programmed reflex action in us to avoid cognitive dissonance (Serious 🤓)

Daylight saving time-why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

They lied about that. 😡After the tax deduction they spend it in Night!!

Why is grass always greener on the other side?

Only to a cow! Doesn't matter to a human being!

What is the connection between backseat of a car, kid and accident?

All can be found in a driving safety handbook

Contd......

Originally posted by: soulsoup

My wife is the first woman in my life!

The girl's name was Chandrani aka Tia 😳
(which coincidentally the name of Daisy's dog!! 😕).

I was in class 9, puppy love, which was known to everyone of my friend circle - apart from her! 😕😕😕

Originally posted by: soulsoup

Hey hey, this one you missed.

The correct answer is :

A kid in a back seat can cause accident. But an accident in the back seat can cause a kid !!!!😉

😆

Loved your other answers, especially the lipstick one.. 👏👏

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Hey hey, this one you missed.

The correct answer is :

A kid in a back seat can cause accident. But an accident in the back seat can cause a kid !!!!😉

😆

Loved your other answers, especially the lipstick one.. 👏👏

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Hey hey, this one you missed.

The correct answer is :

A kid in a back seat can cause accident. But an accident in the back seat can cause a kid !!!!😉

😆

Loved your other answers, especially the lipstick one.. 👏👏

Adi you are 3 much😆

Originally posted by: vinit_anu

Anu hamare Anol Da toh hain hi kamaal ke bas MOTW thread mein usnki intelligence sabke saamne aa gayee.

Brilliant answers bhaiya after this thread i respect you more.

Paaji TUSSI GREAT HO.