Member of The Week: Jaya! - Page 183

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Sardarji calls Air India.

How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a sec, comes an answer.
Thank you says the Sardarji and hangs up!

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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

Originally posted by: chukkna

1 raat 1 daku 1 sardar ke ghar mein ghuss gaya aur bola SONA kahan hai?
Sardar bola ullu ke patthe pura ghar khalli hai kahin bhi sooja....

hilarious didi

hahahahahahah😆

Originally posted by: chukkna

Mujhe to woh bhi nahi aata 😭

Originally posted by: chukkna

A sardar went to hotel.
Orderer chiken,waiter comes with order.
Sardar ji Murghi di taang kithe gayi hai? Waiter who langra tha
sardar dil? Waiter dil murghi le gait hi,
Sardar Dimaagh,waiter MURGHA SARDAR !!! 😆

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Originally posted by: Jaadoogar

u looks like have all required qualities for MOTW like previous MOTW.

Yes Chukki - I think you can pose some good challenge to Shady's position 😉

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

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Originally posted by: chukkna

Interviewer: Where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Interview: Which part?
Sardarji: Kya which part, whole body was born in Punjab.

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Originally posted by: chukkna

Suna de gudiya... ek hi sahi

acha didi agar aap ka thi hain to phir lik hi da thi hoon

ek sardar ji chal raha tha

chal tha chal tha

he came across something on the floor

wo rukh gayah

aur bent down

first he smelled it

and said wow it smells like gobar i wonder if that is true

then paas wala sardar na kaha

pajee chu ka dekho pata chal jaya ga

toh phir sardar ji touched the gobar and said it feels like gobar i wonder if it is

then the third sardar said eat it pajee phir tuwah noh patha chal jaya gah

to sardar ji ate the gobar and goes yes 100% it is gobar thank god i didn't step on it warna mara jhotha kahrab ho ja tha

sorry it is really stupid didi

Originally posted by: chukkna

Arre nahi... we have Adigua, Deepgua, Jadoogua... so many who are more experienced and qualified...
Aur jo maza taang kheechne mein hai wo bakra banne mein kahan...

Aaj Jaya ne speech diya ki it was fun... pichle ek hafte se 😡 shakal liye ghoom rahi thi...

Na baba na... I want to be like 😆 not like 🤢