AATI KYA KHANDALA in different languages - Page 8

Here is something that I just couldn't resist sharing...

Smart Way to Sleep in office after lunch

👏 my god fairdog i will go mad reading all the languages just for info sake you know all the languages ya kahin se maara hua hai he he

Originally posted by: vinit_anu

👏 my god fairdog i will go mad reading all the languages just for info sake you know all the languages ya kahin se maara hua hai he he

hi anu di

mujhe bhi fairdog se yahi puchna tha

waise fairdog ka hindi version 'SAFED KUTTA'hota hai na

fairdog aapki id ka raaz kya hai???😉😆

Originally posted by: vinit_anu

👏 my god fairdog i will go mad reading all the languages just for info sake you know all the languages ya kahin se maara hua hai he he

nah.....😃

frankly, I think this is a cumulative effort of people knowing many languages....

I got this in an email and couldn't resist sharing with you all guys....😉

Originally posted by: angel1601

waise fairdog ka hindi version 'SAFED KUTTA'hota hai na

fairdog aapki id ka raaz kya hai???😉😆

angel,

No raaz....just a simple explanation

Wanted to be 'fair' while discussing with fellow members...

wanted to be simple with and faithful like a 'dog' with my contributions to the forum...that's it...

frankly, took on this name few months ago to 'handle' too many unfair comments floating around.....😉

Originally posted by: jayc1234

Here is something that I just couldn't resist sharing...

Smart Way to Sleep in office after lunch

Jayc,

Cannot see the pic....😭😭😭

Originally posted by: soulsoup

FG da - bohut miss kia aapko - especially HR Bashing threads me. Apne ye to suna hoga

For men, after a certain age litigation takes place of sex.

Just replace Litigation with HR bashing – and age is no bar there! 😉

SS-chotebhai,

Sorry for replying so late....busy day again....😭

That was a good one!!!

see you all tomorrow...hopefully....cheers

if i start another thread for this MOD's are gonno close that topic saying not related to SRGMP ,just got this one ......... 😆

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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar

chalte the, woh kya rahe honge.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANOBAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Ek sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek aur
sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon
latka hai, dosre Sardar bola, "Oye, side B gaa raha hun."

Sarkar, Be thankful. Because of S/W Engrs you just now came to know that so many languages existed...

Originally posted by: Sarkar

jaya may be the one who has compiled is also s/w engineer.

As no one can beat them in NONSENSE 😆

Originally posted by: Sarkar

if i start another thread for this MOD's are gonno close that topic saying not related to SRGMP ,just got this one ......... 😆

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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar

chalte the, woh kya rahe honge.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANOBAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Ek sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek aur
sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon
latka hai, dosre Sardar bola, "Oye, side B gaa raha hun."

sarkar, good ones...ofcourse they are related to music!!!!

Here is another good one I am slipping in😉...yeah I love to hear all your musical laughs!!!😉

Not only knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at the right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other

hand,what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted forIPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,but he thought for a while and said,

"It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked, "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!