AATI KYA KHANDALA in different languages - Page 7

Originally posted by: guess_gallery

mazaak pe mazaak, mazaak pe mazaak
akhir yeh forum hai ya koi parliment 😉

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GG, thanks for carrying the thread....really enjoyed your two jokes....especially the stranded software engineer joke...

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Originally posted by: SolidSnake

Err! Parliament? Yaar kyon hum sabka apmaan karte ho, hum sab chor/uchhke/daku/scamster/murderers nazar aate hain kya? 😡

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wow that was sharp one...

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Originally posted by: soulsoup

Welcome back Fairdog ji 🤗 - kaha the aap itne din?

Hey SS,

Thanks man....sorry...got a bit busy and had no time to come to IF....I couldn't resist posting this thread.....

How are you???

Originally posted by: Sima Samuel

fairdog.. nice thread.. 😆 😆 😆 ...in all the languages... that is gr8888

Sima, Thanks...I just couldn't resist sharing with you all guys...

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Originally posted by: ab_srgmp

Funny.

The telugu one has the question mark in the wrong place in the fifth line though.

thanks... have updated it...

Originally posted by: SolidSnake

Main to abhi memorize kar raha hoon saare songs ko, kya pata kab, kahan, kaise zaroorat pad jaaye. 😉 😆

Thanks for posting them! 😛

YW...😆😆😆

Guess Gallery,

Thanks for the couple of jokes you posted in this thread....I am sharing another good one (in the recent times)actually I posted this in another recent thread 'aap ki Khajoor' 😆created by Arun_8687 ...unfortunatley got buried in the boisterous din in that thread...hence am sharing once again here...just enjoy....


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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.


Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.


When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff appeared shaking a wonderful scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it was a modern spa.

When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would add to this supreme ecstasy.


The next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.


"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.


The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.... Your pe*** is under your pillow."

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Oh my god..

Guys just don't goto Ladies rooms..

But belive me it is not like what u just read.. 😃 😃

Anyway.. where is Kannada version of Khandala

Originally posted by: uknaik99

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Oh my god..

Guys just don't goto Ladies rooms..

But belive me it is not like what u just read.. 😃 😃

Anyway.. where is Kannada version of Khandala

😕 ...here is the Kannada version....

Kannada:

Ye, Yen heltiya

Ye, yen helabeku

Kelu

Helu

Bartiya khadalakke

Yen madli nan bandu Khandalakke

Are Suttadona,Kuniyona, Maja Madona Matte yenu?

Originally posted by: fairdog

Hey SS,

Thanks man....sorry...got a bit busy and had no time to come to IF....I couldn't resist posting this thread.....

How are you???

FG da - bohut miss kia aapko - especially HR Bashing threads me. Apne ye to suna hoga

For men, after a certain age litigation takes place of sex.

Just replace Litigation with HR bashing – and age is no bar there! 😉