AATI KYA KHANDALA in different languages - Page 9

Originally posted by: ab_srgmp

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Thanks for your 'musical' laugh 😆😆😆

(psst..just to keep Mods away from closing this thread😉)

BEST WISHES TO YOU AND ALL TELUGUS/KANNDIGAS FOR A HAPPY AND PROSPERSOUS UGADI/YUGADI!!

Nutana samvatsara subhakaankshalu!!!

Nutana samvatsara subhashayagalu!!!

btw, I posted a link for vedas....go to >>>

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=242433&P N=1&TPN=3

One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars, Once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC. Following was the steps followed by him. 1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option. 2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC 3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file 4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!! Balle Balle....

Originally posted by: guess_gallery

One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars, Once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC. Following was the steps followed by him. 1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option. 2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC 3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file 4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!! Balle Balle....

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Here are some shayaris....these are quite old but worth a revision

This is absolute nonsense so please do not use your brains!!



Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi ......................


Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Pattharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthar hi thaa... ................

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi... .................

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya... ...............................


* PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES *

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi .............................


Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi... .......................


Before Marriage :

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti


After Marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti ............................



* TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES *



Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
Bilkul! jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
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Asmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
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kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
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Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Ghalib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !! ...................................


Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain. ....................................

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai. ......................................................

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
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Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.... ................................


Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Dar or Deewar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,


Aur Bola.........
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(guess ..... kya bola hoga ???)
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MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA

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mind blowing 😆

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Fairdog,

I loved the aati kya khandaala. It was just hillarious.

MPL, thanks....just read the shayaris given above...they are simply mindblowing....

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Here, one more...

Santa and Banta are moving their PC to the new office premises.
Santa:Banta, My PC is too heavy.. Could u pls lend me a hand?
Banta:Mine is bigger than yours and I could move it.
Santa:Oh! yours is bigger, but mine is full. Has lot of files.

Originally posted by: guess_gallery

One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars, Once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another PC. Following was the steps followed by him. 1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option. 2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC 3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file 4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!! Balle Balle....