SRGMP SOAP OPERA SCRIPT - Page 5

Originally posted by: apparaohoare

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Mindblowing Anolji.

I have a song for Himesh in his new Jeans-- Meri pant bhi sexy.

😆 - chalo item number milgeya - gayegi/gayega kaun?

Originally posted by: srianne

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Soulsoup ji....This is just too good. I was LMAO through the entire story. You sure are very creative. Hats off to you. 👏 👏

Chalo pata chala ke aap Vinit/HR group se nehi ho - woh log topi nehi utarte 😉

Anol pal,

U'r host is anxiously awaiting U'r arrival😃

Originally posted by: soulsoup

😆 - chalo item number milgeya - gayegi/gayega kaun?

Himesh with his hermaphroditic voice and Vinit in the female voice.

Soulsoup,

The story please remeber using all the stuff to entertain my party 😆 😆

Originally posted by: teenindia_usa

Soulsoup,

The story please remeber using all the stuff to entertain my party 😆 😆

Aree - hume apni party ka joker bana diya apne 😭
Thik hei angela - anything for you 😊

Originally posted by: teenindia_usa

Anol pal,

U'r host is anxiously awaiting U'r arrival 😃

Producer dhundne me laga hu aab! 😉

Originally posted by: soulsoup

It's SRGMP + India Forum Soap Opera Script. There should be many many characters and sub-characters. Take the story as you wish – any wacky turn / twist are allowed. You can use any person from SRGMP and India Forum. Beg, borrow and steal from any bollywood movie if you wish. I started the story like this -

Episode 1:

Once upon a time there were two brothers – Bapi Gua and Papi Gua. They used to live peacefully in a village near Ramgar.

Both went o kumbh-mela once – Got tattooed themselves using same pattern all over their body – over and over again – till the point of time only the eyes are visible.

After that (just following the script) they were lost. One was adopted by HR and the other by ID.

<Start the title song here and imagine 2 tattooed Gua brothers growing up – under 2 different Mentors>

One fine morning they came to the India forum. Although they were separated, but they shared the similar traits (in modern science we call it the effect of DNA). Both started spamming the forum! And what a spamming that was. Same post – over and over in all threads OMG.

Finally they came face to face – Bapi recognized Papi and asked him –

"Mera paas bangle hei, gadi hei, Motorola Razor phone hei, MP3 player hei, ………rolex watch hai….Tere paas keya hei?"

Then Papi said –

"Could you repeat the question please?"

Both hugged each other and lived happily ever after.

Meanwhile on planet earth....

ID and HR were not brothers (only 'cause they didn't go to Kubhmela before). But it turned out to be like this -

ID gave rs 50 to HR - looong loong time back as a loan. After Guas found each other ID found HR too - and the new saga started

ID demands his 50 rs back from HR

<insert a copied version of 'paanch rupiya bara ana' by Kishore - replace all 5.12 rs with 50 rs>

HR refused by saying that money was used to invest in India - and now he is bankrupt. Then ID walked out from the show in protest - came back later and took HRs lucky topi as hostage....

Episode 2:

HR came to rescue his topi to ID's den in disguise (ok he just shaved his beard and put on a new pair of jeans – nobody recognized him!)

<add an item number here – performer of your choice>

But before the song finished AD (don't ask me what he was doing there) said – stop this nonsense – music track me ghotala hei! Things went into utter chaos – Abhi was really angry – he said some foul words to 'mona' darling and Big B 😉 asked him to get out of the adda. Chicken-Soup said he will go into bhukha hartal jabtak uske demand nehi pura kiye jate.

<add background scrore from Bhagat Singh>

Meantime ID recognized HR (by his signature voice) and said to his right hand Zahida –

"isko sui lagake side me phek do – log samjhenge ke suicide kia hei" Episode 3:

But Zahida was more cruel than ID. She put HR in the same room with Siddhu.
After 24 hours of non stop torture – HR forgot everything (amnesia!) – Even he forgot songs should come out of his mouth – nowhere else. Then ID ke logo ne use Assam janewali train pe utha diya.

Idhar Abhi tanha tanha ghum raha tha – use rate me Seema...umm.. Celina ..(chalo job hi ho) milgeyi - dono sapne me Switzerland chala geya.

[Budget cut ho geya to Khandala]

<Cut shot : Chicken Soup Bhuk hartal ke samay actually chocolate kha raha tha>

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Sheer Brilliance!

thanks for including me in ur soap opera 😉

Soulsoup ji.

Great story nicely done but[Budget cut ho geya to Khandala]

Idhar Abhi tanha tanha ghum raha tha – use rate me Seema...umm...Celina... (Chalo job hi ho) milgeyi - dono sapne me Switzerland chala geya.

Also Bangali (MISTY) ladki dhunraha.

Originally posted by: apparaohoare

Himesh with his hermaphroditic voice and Vinit in the female voice.

That will be something new 😉. Liked the quick editing too