sher-o-shayari,poems,jokes thread!!!!! - Page 47

There was an expert accountant who was well versed in the game theory. He once hears that his intelligent niece, who is five years old, always takes a nickel, when a choice between a nickel and a dime is offered. He explains to his niece "You must understand, dime is twice as valuable as a nickel, so always choose a dime." The niece tells "Uncle, but then people will not offer me any money." 😆

Originally posted by: chukkna

hey gauri why so many accountant jokes? are you an accountant?

Yes chukna jee, I am an auditor.......may be that's why I find them funny and actually laugh at them😳

In older days, everybody used to stay away from accountants at parties.......since Enron, Worldcom, MCI, Sunbeam disasters and Arthur Andersen debacle, people don't leave us alone anymore.....suddenly we are center of attention and our job is considered sexy..........specially if you happen to be an auditor with big four 😛

Originally posted by: chukkna

yep I know.. one of my cousins is an auditor. People used to consider him useles... and now the software people are considered useless 😆

😆 so true......sab time time kee baat hai.....sorry yaar mein aapka naam har baar galat spell kartee hoo chukkna jee......aagey sey dhyaan rakhoongee😳

bilkul original

sher sunayen shayari sunayen ya gaayen koi gaana

arz kiya hai

sher sunayen shayari sunayen ya gaayen koi gaana


inmein se kuch bhi nahin aata ab kya banayen bahana 😕 😆

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Ok Guys ready for laughs?????

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist
for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four
pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through
sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think
about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't
pee on my new golf shoes."

varshaji.....

aap bhi na had karten hai..........😆

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you? My darling,"

She replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

😆

Originally posted by: rage797

bilkul original

sher sunayen shayari sunayen ya gaayen koi gaana

arz kiya hai

sher sunayen shayari sunayen ya gaayen koi gaana


inmein se kuch bhi nahin aata ab kya banayen bahana 😕 😆

😆😆 👏👏

Originally posted by: MrspetloverUS

Ok Guys ready for laughs?????

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist
for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four
pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through
sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think
about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't
pee on my new golf shoes."

awwwwww Varsha ji 😳😳

aap se aisi ummed na thi .....😉😉

Best thread seen ever. Congrates to all specially Rage, Chukkna, Arean, gauri... I went through 50 pages a day. Wonderful. I have become addicted to it. This one is more intresting than Saregama. 👏 Very Nice. Keep it up guys. 👏