The Ramayana Star wars episode one: the fat dumb menace
RTH is Ram, and Ajnu is sita , I am raavan , sdk is hanuman, karan is laxman, cg is the chocolate bunny, antar is jatayu
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Clod polish is darth vader, koeli is princess leia, summer is yoda, and mindgoogling is luke skywalker
In the forest:
Sita: who the F%%% asked your dad to maryy ur B%%% of a step mother?! 😡 14 damn hours ! 😭
Ram: No, wem ust obey the duty wth respect and -
Sita: Shutup! 😡😡 im tired, im cold, im hungry!
Ram: you're always hungry! 😲 you menace!
Laxman: quiet you 2! theres some run down old house there. Lets fix it and stay there!
Sita: oh laxman, you're soo resourceful 😳 (hugs him a bit too tight)
Ram: MY WIFEY! 😡
Sita: what? 😕
(yes, sita is a loose one, isnt she? Anyway, they build the hut and live there ofr a few days)
Sita: OOOH look ram! A chocolate bunny! I want it 😳 laxman would do it 😳
Ram(scratching his butt): then let him do it 🥱 im goin to bed!
Laxman: ok im gonna put some chalk dust to protect you sita!
Sita: errr 😕 thanks?
(Laxman runs off and catches the choco bunny who turns out to be cg, an evil relative of raavan)
he says: haha suckaaaah fooooled you! 🤪
Laxman: aah ha! but the chalk powder will protect my lov- i mean, my siter in law sita!
CG: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you really ARE stupid! 😆
Laxman: why?
CG: coz chalk dust isnt really a protecive ring material
Laxman: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭
(CG kicks laxman in the b%%%s and cuts his head off, which she has medium rare.. yum!)
Ravana: C'mere Bi%%h! 😃
Sita: Ram, Ram! Laxman, Laxman! oh laxman 😳 ...i mean Oh laxman! heeellpp
Ravana: Sorry, you're lover in law laxman is dead at the moment, please try again later 😃
(grabs sita and flies when he is interrupted by jatayu)
Jatayu: STOP AT ONCE! 😡
(Ravan slips him a couple o bucks)
Jatayu: hey thanks! 😃
Suddenly, a space ship with a weird alpha neumerical name crashes to the ground. out of it falls DARTH VADER....
Luke:You killed my father!
Darth: I AM your father:
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(laxman in cg's stomach): hey, i already said that! 😡
Luke: oh, sorry. 😳
Princess leia: hey wait, that means im your sister 😲
Luke: sorry laxman, but once again NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😭
Laxman: aww shucks thats ok! 😆
(yoda is busy sleeping in the mother ship, because hes old ,and because I was too lazy to write lines for him.)
Raavan: Hey darth! long time, pal! 🤗
Darth: oh fine! I'm about to be KILLED by my son! 😡
Raavan: We'll see about that
(beats up luke)
Luke: Fatherrrrr
Darth gets up, picks up raavan and throws him into a pit.. and raavan dies.
Ram wakes up
Ram: sita, you really are a fat dumb menace! wanting the chocolate bunny 😡 look what happened!
Sita: 😭
CG: does anyone have white sauce? laxman's head is a bit tasteless. 🥱
Luke: noooo we dont have any!
Yoda wakes up and says: this is a lesson for us all - "never white sauce , the forget ".
THE END
Edited by gengarjetty2 - 15 years ago