Originally posted by: gengarjetty2
The good, the bad and the googly:
Part 1: the search for evil:
Howdy folks, aama gonna introdoos ma self.. Maa name is sherrif joe. 😎 aam the gud guy. Aand since this moovuy is cawled the goood, tha bayd and the googly, aaay thaught I better go n get me a bayd dude!
I see there are no laydies in the moovy except the chocolate stealing one.
Now this is the problem with faainding bad dudes in a nearly deserted tawn laaike this won. no people, no money to loot! 🤢
sherrif is like police who comes after the town has been completely looted?
Here aai see the bank! DANG NABBIT!! no bad folks arauwnd!
Here's some lady stealin chocolate from her (ugly) baby! naaw aah with I could keep these critters as the bad and the ugly, but aah dont think that shes thayt baad or hes thaat ugly... plus, I dont want to get into trouble with her waaifey, mayor hades. Aaama guessing it was a test tooobe baby.. laak scott evil from austin powers inter- aah forget it! The search continues! 😡
Ah I see Lawl!
(10 days later)
Aaama poofed! there aint no bad guys here! Aai guess aam just thayt good a sherrif... all em locked uup in prisons. 😎
AHA! off to the prisons! 😉
Part 2: the conversion: ☯️
God damn it! All the prisoners are deaaad! 😲
Naaw what do i do? 😭
Thats it! aa'l be the bad gaaiy!! 😈
Let me first kill some innocant ceeveelians! 😃
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BOOM BOOM
NAAW ACTUALLY JUST BANG BANG 😳
Is this here that you killed Googly? Or did googly shoot his bucket himself?
oh no! aave killed everyone in town! Now what do I do?
"not everyone!"
Oh no! its sunny, the kid from.. er.. desi(wonder if its from mexico? :S) 😕
Sunny the kid: Aama gonna keeel yeu, scorpion! 😡
Joe: oh really? what'r yyee credentiales? huh? 😕
Sunny: aa've discovered the ROB theory .. AND made a magazine out of it which features:
1.whats in and whats out
2.O - obama or osama?
3.why ROB and why not BOR
and many more
LAWL!
and you come under osama grade, which my my boook(magazine actully) YOU'RE OUT! 😃
joe: OH NO!! 😆
???: what abaaut mee?
whos this? 😕
Part 3: The googly:
googly: It's me, googly!
me: But you're deaad! aah keeled yew! 😕
googly: yeah, so?
sdk: hey you're not talkin in a western aayccent! 😡
Googly: yeah so?
me:is that aawl you say, pumpkin?
googly: i guess. .... 😛
sdk: the winner of the 3 mayn duuel gets the gold!
googly: whats that? 😊
me: its the sack which covers that worhlayess shaaneey stuff
googly: shiney? like ahuja? 😳
sdk: yeah. 😃
googly: cooooool 👍🏼
(the famous 5 minute mexican staredown and that cool music: that owowowoooooooowoowooo.. yknow)
We shoot at eachother for days and nights. in the end, there are only THREE men left standing. the good, the bad and the googly. 😳
Shot accuracy: 100 percent 😳 yee waste them bullets?
I stare once more at the bag of gold, in case this is the last time i can look at it- HEY! its gone! 😲😡
"hehe" 😳
We hear someone laughing.
it's googly, but.. whos this guy right next to us? 😕
the first googly takes off his mask and its - KARAN!!! OMG! 😡😡😡 a plant!
yeah it is very easy to make a cat mask and put it.
the real googly says "hyuk hyuk! the reeel googly wudn't be withaaut his accent!" 😉
karan: fifty fifty eh boss? 😃
karan(runs off into the sunset)
Karan runs away or googly?
karan: no fifty fifty? 🥺
We all scream at googly.
I will get googly one day and that day will be very g ugly.
THE END