GRILL HOUSE MASSACRE 8 - MOTW WITH A NEW FLAVOR - Page 41

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

LAWL! (bu bu but in the story I didnt have the western accent? 😳)yeah u were the city slicker 😉




LAWL 🤣🤣RAWFL

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Alright, final sprint from me. Sorry my creativity is not as flowing, so it is not that classy. But here goes nothing.

1) We are making an IF yearbook. Pick the person who would be voted most likely to be the following and why

a) Leader of a Nation koeli,so level headed and good natured 😃
b) Serial Killer me, ilove killing people... its so fun, ending a life which has been through so much, and has so many ambitions etc 😊
c) Win a beauty pageant maahi, i saw her pic shes very sweet looking 😃
d) win a marathon cg,she seems fit enough lol
e) become CEO of a fortune 500 mister k, he's an intelligent and responsible guy who'll make the right decisions
f) become a junkie karan, for keeping all the blue pills for himself
g) get shot akanna, for not coming back 😡
h) wind up in a mental hospital mindgoogling 😛
i) get dumped at the altar wa , because i want to see ur reaction 😛
j) enter a reality show slumdog, for some reason i feel he is a telented guy with charisma



3) You are a marriage counselor. Pick 10 IF members and say what sort of advice you will give their future spouses on how to handle them.
wa: feed her chocolate, dont get on her nerves lol
cg:u have to be nice AND good looking .. so dont let go of yourself :P
karan: be yourself :P
me: u have to be nice, sweet, tolerant, witty, beautiful,perfect.. else ur useless and u hav to be a good cook and a rafi fan
koeli: be nice to her and dont make her cry :P
antar: you hav to be the queeen of his dreams, else ur useless
baz: you should be able to answer ALL his questions
fhk:you have to always be sweet to her and NOT forget her bday
dream: always spend time with her, even at work
mindgoogling: patience, woman. patience.




4) You can spend a day with 5 IF members of your choice. Who do you pick. What do you do?
cg - just chat with her like i usually do
fhk - see glasgow with her like she offered once lol
karan - get to know him, seems like a nice guy
you- watch weird movies with ya
debayon - watch a cid marathon with him and discuss cid


5) Assign an IF person to the following fictional characters and explain why

Darth Vader -me, i like being ruler
Yosemite Sam - any member who can pronounce it as yo-simitty and not yose-might
Bob the Builder - baz - he'll ask enough questions so he'll be accurate
Hannah Montana - oh god im not so rude as to call anyone her hannah eww
Harry Potter - well they call me harry potter in college, but i guess debayon, coz he also wears glasses lol
Skeletor - me, i like evil things :D
Zorro - well i guess mister k, coz i can imagine him slashing a K on ppl
Goofy - slumdog coz he is also a dog
Minnie Mouse - koeli!! lolz.. she reminds me of an innocent mouse sometimes
Tomb Raider - noone really
Cinderella - fhk, coz i feel shes clumsy too
Snow White - maahi actualyl reminded me of her when i saw her gmail pic
The Little Mermaid - CG - i feel she can swim well plus shes a nice girl
Barney - baz- i think he'll like kids
Tinky Winky the teletubby - dream.. both are sweet lol
Indiana Jones - none
James Bond - doggie dawg coz of their life styles :P
Remington Steele - cosowrth kid, coz i dunno him either
ACP Pradyuman - mister k again.. similar sense of humor
Legolas - same answer as hannah montana
Princess Zelda - queen anu coz i fogrogt abt her too

6) Where is my John Wayne? Where is my Prairie Son? Where is my Marlboro Man? Where is his Shiny Gun? Where is my Happy Ending? Where have all the Cowboys Gone?
john wayne is dead. your prarie son is dead too. Malboro man is dying. Shiny gun is just at home, shining away, your happy ending is in the netherworld ,and the cowboys are probably dead too.

7) What is the difference between flamers and troll. If you were to pick a team of 5 flamers and 5 trolls. Whos on each team. Which site/section of IF would you attack? How? Why?
flamers say rude thing with a purpose, while trolls say anything just for the sake of it.

flamers:
me - kyunki saas bhi - it sucks.. i'd just keep writing abt how fat tulsi is or somethin
fhk
mister k
cg
debayon

trolls:
googly
baz
khatarnak
summer
antar


8) What do you plan to do with 400 crores? List at least 10 things you would do for yourself, 10 for your family, pick at least 10 IF members and what you would do for them.

1.for me: buy a mansion, buy the bharat ratna for rafi, buy the nishaan e pakistan for him too, buy all his songs, kill off people i dont like, spend time in hotels, travel a lot,invest and make more, help the poor, buy more stuff tht i like
2.for my family: just buy stuff for them, not much really.. similar to mine
3.cg,fhk,antar,koeli,rth,karan,maahi,debayon,dream,krystal waltz - give em 2 crores each lol



9) Visit this site. http://www.xkcd.com/ From the archive pick any 5 cartoons you like. Explain them with IF people.


hehe, wa actually thinks theres a way out .. you poor, naive little girl! 😈



karan should be grateful that rth is so generous.



mister k's efforts of getting baz's fat butt out of the comp room are in vain!



roa STILL cant get over the fact that my answer to karan's evil question was so lame!



SDK : I always knew math was a waste of time.


10) Narrate one of the following series using IF characters
Star Wars (entires series)
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter
Twilight
reserved

Originally posted by: gengarjetty2

tho i shall skip the karan type of qn.. thats too silly, pairing so many ppl up lol

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

There is no pairing involved. Which one has pairing?

You better do em. 😡😡

Originally posted by: gengarjetty2

LOL.. u serious? 😛

oh yeah, its more abt making matrimonial ads lol

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Yep. Make matrimonial adds with a true OBJ twist.

I'll let you decide how serious I am. Don't tell me I never warned.😛