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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see if salman wud run over it
some others:
Rani: it saw Preity talking to Yashji
SRK: because it saw lux's new soap
Tanisha: it forgot its bra on the other side
Mallika: Jackie Chan was there
Sushmita: it was having an affair on the other side
Kareena: cuz the chicken was only 23
Koena: to make a mms clip
Bipasha: Cuz this side had barsaat and the other side had a raaz
Lara: this side had a no entry
Priyanka: it was going to never never land
To see if salman wud run over it
some others:
Rani: it saw Preity talking to Yashji
SRK: because it saw lux's new soap
Tanisha: it forgot its bra on the other side
Mallika: Jackie Chan was there
Sushmita: it was having an affair on the other side
Kareena: cuz the chicken was only 23
Koena: to make a mms clip
Bipasha: Cuz this side had barsaat and the other side had a raaz
Lara: this side had a no entry
Priyanka: it was going to never never land
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