KaYa OS: Ek Anokha String Operation

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hi ppl...
Here's a comical peice:
Kabir and Ananya had to go for a string operation in Delhi's topmost
hospital...

whose dean was under suspicion of carrying out illegal organization trafficking rackets in the hospital and they also had to rescue one of his patients...

Surprisingly Malvika and Khalid had insisted on accompanying them...
K: aarey par tum log aakar kya karoge?...let me and miss Kashyap handle please...

M: no kabir..papa ne kaha hai ki yeh bohot badi news hai so I and Khalid must supervise...
K: par main hu na...itne saare log kyu ...
M: please...

K: fine...
Manav also insisted since he didn't want Malvika to go alone with kabir...
So off they went in disguise of a punjabi family...

They reached the reception of the hospital...

R: yes sir...how may I help you?
K: uh...actually ye sadde pappa ji hai
( pointing towards Khalid)...ye wife (Ananya) ye choti behen ( Malvika) tey ye vadda bhai ( manav)...Vo kya na ji yeh na paagal hai...toh illaj karwana hai ji...to Dr. Agarwal kaha milenge ji?

( Manav was fuming in anger inside while grinning on the outside shaking his bunny rabbit while the other 4 were ready to burst with laughter)

R: sir...left side first cabin...
A: thank you thank you ji...ajee sunte hai chetti chaliye veer ji da treatment nahi karwana?


K: ha chalo...
They reached the cabin...
Dr: ji?...
mal: Dr ji...ye mere veer ji...ye paagal hai ji ..

A: haanji Dr ji...
Dr: ok...aap bahar jaiye...I'll check...
K: oh ji main yehi ruk janda hu...
Kabir and Khalid wait

Ananya and Malvika go outside...
M: what the hell was that?...this ae ji haan ji...yuk!!!!!!

A: shhh! Malvika dheere...
Just then the dean's assistant was about to enter...when Ananya blocked him...

A: nahi...aap andar nahi jaa sakte...
As: Kyu?
Ananya starts wailing...

A: haaayyee! Ab main aapko ki dassu...sadde veer ji andar hai...Vo na paagal hai...agar Vo theek nahi hue toh main apni mummy ji se aakh kaise milavangi...haayye!!!!ab main ki kara!

M: oh bhabhi ji tussi Chinta na karo veer ji theek ho jayenge...
Assistant 's heart melted...Actually he felt in Ananya's trap...
in cabin...

Kabir whispered to Khalid
K: kissi tarah iss doctor ko bahar le jao...so that I can check his cabin...
Just then...
Khalid acted as if he fell from the chair...

Kh: hayo rabba!!!!...meri kamar toot gayi reee!...aaye haaye! Dard honda hai...doctor ko bulao ji...chetti!!
K: oh pappa ji...arrey koi ward boy nu bulao yaar...

Doctor tried to call but kabir had already cut the wire...
D: main ward boy ko lekar aata hu...

Kabir quickly bolted the door from inside and he and Khalid started searching...
Finally they found a file which had a contract of selling 50 organs to a particular party...

They came outside and showed the paper to both the girls...by the time Manav too returned...still seething...

The doctor came...
D: aarey aap bahar kyu aaye...
( kabir signalled Ananya)
They removed their disguise...shocking the doctor

Ananya showed her I-card...
A: Ananya Kashyap...junior reporter KKN...Aur ye Mr.Kabir Sharma...editor and chief...

Mal: ab tum nahi bachoge...
K: by the way aapke sasuraal se aapke sasur aaye hai...inspector khraana aaiye...

The police arrested the doctor and took him away...
Kabir naughtily to Khalid...
K: kyu Pappa ji chalein...
Kh: please kabir...tumhara Punjabi dad bante bante mere tote ud gaye...kamar tootte tootte reh gayi...
They all had a laugh...


On reaching the office Khalid and Manav stormed off...with Malvika calling out to Manav...
Mal: Manav! Manav...baby wait!...

K: kyu wife ji...yahi raat bitaani hai kya?...mujhe koi problem nahi hai vaise...
A: sir...sir ..ye..aap...kya...main...wife...aapki...

He leaned in close and whispered...
" kuch nahi...main toh keh raha hu ki tum meri wife nahi toh kya bohot jald ban jaogi...kyu theek haina wife ji?...hmmm?😉

Ananya ran outside blushing madly...😳
The end😳



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Sagi97 thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Kya res? Mumbai ke local train main apni seat ya phir koi cinema ticket?
Aise hi OS likhti rahi na, to ek din You would be declared as the Queen of OS.


Unreserved:

Kya string operation tha. Kabir pulling all the strings.

Punjabi padhne main thoda time laga, but it was cute. BTW, tried hard to imagine Malvika in a desi outfit, But couldnt. Was Ananya in a saree? or Salwar Kameez?

Gosh. Khalid also participated? kamar toot gayi?
Manav the danav ko to koi acting bhi nahi karni padi hogi na?

You are the queen of OS.
Edited by Sagi. - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Unreserved
It was so funny..
Hayo Rabba...
Poor Manav..
Kabir ke against plot karte karte pagal hi ho gaya.
Khalid was hilarious in his kamar tut gayi dialogue
Edited by KaYa_licious - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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hahaha... wonderful... loved it... Kabir's family .. Khalid father... 🤣 Malvika sister... 🤣
Edited by sowmyap03 - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Oye hoyee!!!
What a string was that!!
Hilarious 😆 😆
Bechara Manav 🤣
And Khalid and Sasural...
KKN should start a new show-Sasural Khalid Ka 🤣 🤣
Edited by onieloveian - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sagi.


Kya res? Mumbai ke local train main apni seat ya phir koi cinema ticket?
Aise hi OS likhti rahi na, to ek din You would be declared as the Queen of OS.

Updated ji ..thanks for the compliment😎
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Posted: 10 years ago
#7
lolzzz😆😆 ! this is so good😆 ! yar i so want to see some comedy in the show now, this OS will make a really entertaining week 😃.. news channel hai toh kya hua, humesha serious rehna zaroori hai kya ?
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Posted: 10 years ago
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It was so funny..
Hayo Rabba...
Poor Manav..
Kabir ke against plot karte karte pagal hi ho gaya.
Khalid was hilarious in his kamar tut gayi dialogue
And malvika kabir ki behen..

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Amazing. Loved the comical tinge in the update... Labor rocks and the last few dialogues were awesome the kyun papaji n wifeji ones
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Posted: 10 years ago
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it was hilllarious... 😆
poor manav. akhir ise iski personality se matching kam mil hi gya.
ending was really amazing.
awsome. 😊
kabir sir is quiet eager to make her wife ji. 😉

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