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PART 4

Okies…
Here's the fourth part… 😛 😛

They go even deeper in the jungle…. 😉 😉
AASHI: Hey Bhaggu…
😆
YUVI: Kya hua? 😳
AASHI:Psyco….tumhari TUK-TUK key chakkar mein I forgot key humey list key itmen dhoondhney hain.. 🤢
YUVI: meri TUK-TUK…aur tumhara clock TIK-TIK…
😕 AASHI: just buzz off okay….phata hua pocket kaunsa hai???? 😡
YUVI: why???? 🤢
AASHI: arey… 😛 😛
YUVI: this 1…
😕 😕 😕
AASHI: duh-uh toh doosarey pocket mein sey list nikalo nah… 🤬
This time he tries with right hand 🤢 , half of the list cums out and the other half is still inn…

AASHI: hey bhaggu!!!!tumney kya list mein fevicol lagakar pocket mein list dali thi???? 🐷Duh-uh….tum aisi jeans pehentey kyu ho?jab tumhey pata hai kit um day by day blow up hotey jaa rahey ho…
YUVI GETS DAMMM ANGRY !!!!! 😡

YUVI: goshhh !!! tum kya chahati ho, ki mein is jungle key leaves ki bani hui jeans pehenkar ghoomo??? 😆
AASHI: not a problem…mein tumharey peechey BAKRI chodney mein bilkul nahi sharmaoongi !!! 🤢
YUVI: SHUTTT UUUPPPP !!!!!!huhhhh……the list is out….
AASHI: finally….read out…pehla item kya hai?
YUVI was just about to read the first item…exact at that time.. 😕
AASHI: waisey total kitney items hai? 😳 😳
YUVI: five…( again he was bout to read…then…)
AASHI: Five matlab Paanch rite…???
YUVI: ( in a dam polite voice..)ASHIJI…. 😲
agar aapki permission ho toh kya mein aagey padho…nahi nahi..agar aapki permission ho toh hi….madam…
😆 AASHI: Haan toh padho nah…
Mainey tumharey lips stich kar diye hain kya???
AASHI: few……….( Yuvi releases breath..)
1] DARK BLACK STONE
2]TWO DIFFERENT SHAPED LEAVES
3]ONE METER LONG STICK
4]A FRUIT
5]WATER
and AASHI was literally irritated by the items… 🤢

AASHI: Hey Bhaggu…..yeh kaisi type ki treasure hunt hai????stone, water…fruit!!!!!!goshhhh !!!
YUVI: Chalo madam AASHI, leaves sey shuru kartey hain..ek tum dhoondho…ek mein dhoondta hoon… ( both are walking looking left right up down and then towards each other….but…after a mean second they pat their eye lids..and tunr their faces….the kool famous AY romantic stunt man…hey bhaggu!!!!! Plus the grand AY music… both of them together find a leaf..AASHI goes left, and YUVI goes right…thus their hands pull…)

BOTH: ooouuuccchhhhhhh !!!!!!
AASHI: PSYCO…
YUVI: WACKO…

YUVI: alrite..leaf is done…( he looks at AASHI)..AASHI…kya hua????
AASHI: YU…..VI…..tumhey nahi lagta hum thode zyada door nikal gaye hain????( she looks here and there, and a quite puzzled look…)
YUVI: AASHI tum gbhi nah..( even YUVI looks here and there..)GOD…Kahin hum…..
AASHI: Noooooooo……..wwwwwaaaayyysssssss !!!!!!!!!!
😆

alrite friends...
ab next part aaney mein time lagega.....
boring studies re..
exams on head...
but I'll try asap !!!!!!
❤️ 🤪 [:D/]

alrite...
I've tried for the next part....
there we go....
PART 5th....
AASHI: hey bahgguuuu....damittttttt.......we are lost.... 😡 😡
YUVI: goshh..I don't believe this... 🤢 🤢
AASHI: you better Psyco..yeh sab tumhari wajah sey hua hai get it..... 🤢 😡 🤢
YUVI: yo hellooo...meri wajah sey....galti tumhari hai...tum aapni bak bak band nahi kar sakti thi and upar sey...
AASHI: hhhhhhhoooooo.....I'm sooooooooo scared...YUVI UNCLE .....YUVI UNCLE...mujhey mat dato please.... 😆 😆 😆
YUVI: crapp....stop it AASHI its serious...mujhey is jungle mein tumharey saath nahi rehna..bilkul nahi...
AASHI: oh yeh....tumhey kya lagta hai...mera years ka sapna poora ho gaya tumharey saath is bloody IDIOTIC cum creepy nonsense jungle mein rehkar you Psyco....
YUVI: you certified wacko..... 😡 😡
AASHI: what haann..whattt????
YUVI: oh oohhhhhhhhhhhh.........( he looks on the other side....
AASHI: kya hua....kisi snake ko tiger key saath songs gaatey huey dekh liya kya????
he points towards her back through his eyes.....
AASHI: arey whattt???????tongue daan aai ho kya tum...
YUVI : Wackkoo.pechey dekhoo.....
AASHI: arey peechey kya..( she turns behind..and again turns in front....................................................... ............................................................ ..........she gets a shockk......and again slllooowwwlllyyyy she turns behind......)hey bhagguuu....yeh kaun hai????
YUVI: shucks....tribals lagtey hai.....
AASHI: YUVI....yeh log kitney ajeeb dikh rahey hain....( both are conversing in a bit fear...)
YUVI:tumhey kya lagta hai..yeh sab beauty parlours ya hair cutting saloons jaatey hongey kool dudes ya babes dikhney key liye....
AASHI: tum.....( gosh..tohse tribals..cum towards them...) nowaysssssss........YUVI....( AASHI holds YUVI's hand.... 😳 )
YUVI: AASHI......
BOTH: bhaggggggggooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

both run like helll.....and the tribals are behind themmm....runniinnggg and talking sum alien language....
AASHI AND YUVI ARE RUNNING......AND SIMULTANEOUSLY THE CONVO IS GOING ONN....

AASHI: PSYCO......yeh kahaan phasa diya tumney???
YUVI: you WACKO....mujhey kya dream aaya tha ki yahaan yeh romantic tribals humara candle light dinner karney key liye hain...
AASHI: you just wait...yahaan par agar in tribals ney tumhey nahi maara..toh mein tumhey maar doongi.... 😃
YUVI: yeh rite....jaisey.......
both scream.......
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( it was the end ...other side was a steep slope.......)
AASHI: hey bhagguuuu.....we are dead man....
YUVI:hhuuhhhhhhhh........
those tribes come towards them.....
AASHI: YUVI......yeh humarey pass kyu aarahey hain...
YUVI: ahhh....aahhhuuupppp...wwoohh...introduction key liyeee.... 🤪
AASHI: haannnnnnnnn....heyyy..HI tribals....mein..mein..SONIA RAY..na na an anaaaa....ANVESHA...the gr8 SONIA RAY KI DAUGHTER...( gosh..AASHI 😆 )and yeh...YU..YU...YUUU...YUVRAJ DEV...politician YASHWANT DEV KA BETA......( they both were dammmm scareddd....cause those horrible looking creatures..man ☯️...koi bhi darrr kaye...with all those leaves and what not man...)
YUVI: AASHI....yhe log kuch nahi samajh rahey hain.... 😕
then those people stopp...and a man comes towards themm...he cums closer...
AASHI, she swallows air..and YUVI was with wide open eyes... 😆
that man cums even more closer...YUVI sees sumthing...
YUVI: ahh....ahh..AASHI...( he says in a veryy low voice??) 😕
AASHI: ha..haann....
YUVI: cock...cockk...
AASHI: you Psyco...yahaan humara tandoori chicken banney wala hai...and tumhey cock , chicken khana hai...
YUVI: cockkk.....
AASHI: psycooo........waisey hi I'm getting sumthing in my stomach....cock cock band karo....warna tumhey cock banakar inhi ko dey doongii.. 😆
YUVI SCREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........
COCKROACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
he catches AASHI's hand tightlyyy...and runs from between those peopleeeeeeeee............

alrite...
issey zyada nahi soojh raha abhi.....
will post other part later.....hopw you'll like it...... 😃

hey buddies….
Here is the part 6….. 😛

AASHI and YUVI ran a marathon man…. 😆
Tribals sey bachkar…
😉 Hohhh….. 😳
Both are now far from their reach…. 😃
And both are dam tired…running….. 😳 😳
They now stop near a tree…..and both are gasping…
AASHI bursts out…. 😡

AASHI:hey…bhagguuu…PSYCO….( she is still gasping..) 😡 pichley janam mein kyat um horse they…ghode….goshh….. 😆 😆
YUVI: wachko…agar mein tumhey wahaan sey nahi bhagata…toh mera seek kabaab aur tumhara spring roll ban jaata get it…. 😆
AASHI: yeh rite…..agar mein tumharey saath thodi deir aur bhaagti…toh mera spring roll yahi ban jaata..and by the way Psyco crackpot….tumney aapni throat muscles itni mejistic way mein expand kyu kari….???I almost went deaf you IDIOT !!!!! 🤡
YUVI: wohh….merey leg par cockroach tha…
😆 😆 😆
ASHI: toh kha jaata tumhey????????( ASHI SHOUTSSS…) 😡
YUVI: hellooo……mein shair sey nahi darta…but I'm scared of cockroaches…
AASHI: oh hoo….jaisey shair tumharey ghar key walls par chalta hai nah…actually I pity that cockroach…bechara chota baby…………
🤣
YUVI: excuse me….ek toh mainey tumhari jaan bachai un handsome looking guyz sey….upar sey thanks key alawa tum aapni YAP YAP YAP laga rakhi ho….
AASHI:look who is talking….ek cockroach sey darney wala tight pocket ka insaan…jo future philosophy ka lecturer banney jaaney wala hai….
YUVI: aab tumhari bak bak band ho gai ho….toh kya hum chalein???? 🤢
AASHI: toh itni deir sey kya ramp walk kar rahey they?????
YUVI: ahhhhhhhhh…..walkkkkkkk………
😡
AASHI: huhhh……….( she gives the rocking AASHI look….)
AASHI and YUVI again walking through the jungle…..
Suddenly…AASHI gets hurt with a strong twig …
AASHI: oouuucchhhh………. 😭 😭 😭
YUVI: kya hua???
AASI: arc…..this dam twing man….( AASHI gets a small cut on her hand..)
YUVI: ahh wait….mein tumhey HANKY deta hoon…
AASHI: oh let it be….tum jab tak HANKY nikalogey……mein 18 sey 28 years ki ho jaoongi….walk…. ❤️
YUVI: goshh…this gurl is impossible….. 🤢 😳
AASHI: kya kaha????
YUVI: kuch nahi meri maaa…………chalo…. 🤪
Again they started their journey to find the road man…goshh….toooo kool couple man……hey bahgguuu……they crossed each other…AASHI once lost her balance and Yuvi held her….they both looked towards each other…but as usual….took off their eyes from each other man….Again after sometime….. 😆

AASHI: YUVRAJ DEV…tumhey nahi lagta jabsey tum the gr8 ANVESHA BANERJEE RAY key saath is moronic Handcuff key saath tied up ho…..problems merey saath simultaneously chal rahi hai haan????pehley tum key lena bhool, fir pocket mein sey list nahi nikal rahi thi these tribals..hey bhagguu.. 😉
YUVI: yeh rite…yeh sab toh tumney akeley face kiya nah…..mein toh 10 kms door sey tumhey dekh raha tha…WACKED OUT FEMALE….
AASHI:WAT DO YOU MEAN???????
YUVI: what do you mean by what I mean???? 😡 😡
AASHI: you Psycoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o….. 😆 ( Aashi goes to hit him and looses her balance and slips down in the gr8 steep slope…and Yuvi is coming in gr8 speed as both are cought together in the handcuff……..hey bahgguu……dono slide kar rahey hai…..waaooo..)
BOTH: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh 😉

They come down………
And AASHI head gets banged against a stone…. 😭
AASHI: aaaahhhhhhhh……..ah..ahh……..( she was bleeding terribly….and feels very unconcioussss……..and almost faints…she wasn't in her senses…) 😭
YUVI: AASHI…AASHI…..AASHI…wackoo…..are you okay…YUVI slighty shakes her up… 😭

AASHI was not at all well….and darling Yuvi was confused what to do….

Alrite…..
Read this line carefully……

YUVI TAKES OUT THE KEY FROM HIS POCKET AND OPENS THE HANDCUFF !!!!!!!!!AND THROWS IT AWAY……. 😆

Yessssssssss……………..Yuvi did have the key with him…………..

Luckily YUVI saw a small cottage nearby…..he picked up his sweetheart and took her to the cottage…….
He managed to knock the door……a handicapped lady open the door…… 😳

Oh ohhhhhhhhhhh………………
Time outtttttt……………
Wait for the seventh part !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do tell yeh part kaisa laga okay……..
😆

PART 7….

Hey friends..sorry yarrr….seventh part ko itna time lag gaya….
Bore dam exams they yarr..
Now I'll pakka pakka pakka focus of JUNGLE SAFARI..
There you go….. 😳

LADY: kaun hai tu? 😡 😡

YUVI was already holding our AASHI wao….kool…. 😆 😆

YUVI: mein..YUVRAJ… 😉 😉

LADY: aur yeh kaun hai? 🤢

YUVI: who…yeh….woh…ahh.. 😛

LADY: acchaaaa…..toh yeh teri patni hai…….. 😲

YUVI's eyes were tearing in shock after hearing this statement….😲

YUVI: what?????????patni…..yeh…ahh…waitt…. 😡 🤢 😲

LADY: haan theek hai theek hai…..jaldi bechari bacchi ko andar laa gadhey… 😃 😃

YUVI came inside that tiny little cottage….. 😊

LADY: arey kaisa aadmi hai tu? Teri patni key sar sey khoon beh raha hai….aur tu!!!!! ( she drags her wheel chair towards YUVI..) terey jaisey logo ko toh thaney mein band kar dena chahiye…NALAYAK… 🤢 😡 😳 ..itna atyachaar kiya tuney is bechari bacchi par , is bechari key sir sey khoon nikal raha hai MANHOOS !!!! 😉

Hey bhaggu folks…imagine…AASHI fainted and lying on the bed or rather the cot….blood is oozing from her forehead, poor YUVI is facing all the nonsense from the old lady……dam…she is not reday to stop at all man…. 😳

YUVI: MAM….dekhiye….mein iska husband… 🤓

LADY: haan..WHOSEBAND……( she means HUSBAND ) kya hai???? Shadi key wakhat ( waqt) toh bade wadey kartey hain…saat janam tak saath nibhayengey…. 🐷

YUVI: arey….wat shadi?????( bechara YUVI…) 😕 😕

LADY: hey PRABHU……..ab shadi bhi nahi pata is NALAYAK ko….arey oh NIKAMMEY 🤢 🤢 , terey haath mein yeh phool kaisey aa gaya???? Hat baju….( she pushes YUVI aside…..and YUVi doesnot know wat is this women upto ?????he has really strange expressions on his face…I pity YUVI man…)

LADY: arey arey…….bichari gudiya… ❤️ ..is gadhey LANGOOR key pass yeh ANGOOR!!!!! ( she turns to YUVI…) ab kya yahi khadey khadey is bechari ka chehra takega????jaa jakar haldi mein thoda sa pani milakar yahaan laa.. 😡 ( YUVI was still standing looking at AASHI..) arey jaa nah….( she yells…) 🤪

YUVI: haan haan jaa raha hoon…. 😡

He goes a bit far…. 😃

YUVI: Bloody Hell…kahaan phas gaya mein????? 😛 😛 haldi….haldii….gosshhhh…..ab haldi kaisi dikhti hai yarrr????ahhh…aunty…Haldi kahaan hai???? 🤢

LADY: Hey RAM… 🤢 .haldi bhi nahi pata NIKHATTO ko 😡 !!!!arey oh …..haldi nahi pata kya???ghar mein saara kaam isisey karwata hoga tu hai nah…..arey…kisi jungle mein jaakar bas jaa…is bechari bacchi ki jaan chutey nah…Haldi nahi pata……dekh wahaan par…peeley rang ki burni ( container ) mein hai…dikhi????? ☯️

The lady is sitting beside AASHI yelling at the top of her voice at YUVI…
😕 😕
YUVI is dam irritated….but withstanding everything for AASHI as she is really unwell…..

LADY: wahaan khadey khadey Gayab ho gaya kya????burni mili key nahi…..haldi peeley rang ki hoti hai…who…ELLOW…ELLOW rang ki..( she means YELLOW ) 🤡 ⭐️

YUVI: ahh..haan mil gai….( YUVI picks up the bottle..) 🤢

LADY: arey toh kya wahaan khadey khadey khud ko lagayega kya????idhar aa….BEWAKOOF kahi ka!!!!!pani milakar laa…. 😡

YUVI: ( while he was mixing HALDI with water…..) heck…..god…kaisye kaisey speciments banaye hai aapney yaarrr….AASHI…please jaldi theek ho jao…. 😭

LADY: akeley akeley bhooton sey baatein kar raha hai kya????arey ohhh…jaldi aaaa yahaann…….. 😡

YUVI is wid a dark red face goes to her…😡

LADY: mainey kapdey sey iskey ghav pooch diye hain….tu haldi laga..jaldi..laga nah..( YUVI sat down beside AASHI…..) 😳

LADY: arey jaldi laga nah…( she hit YUVI on his head…) 😆

YUVI started applying HALDI on AASHI forehead….( the ossum AASHI YUVI romantic tune as back ground music..) 😳 😳 YUVI is admiring AASHI, AASHI is looking her natural best as ever 😳 😳 ….a sweet sleeping beauty as nebody would loose his heart for her..but hey….YUVI hai nah….all the scenes of JUNGLE are flashing in his mind man….rite from the time they were tied in the handcuffsss… 😳 😳 .the phata pocket fite ….then the tribal run…( Music is continuing.. 😉 ) the AASHI YUVI fight….now he applied haldi on her hand….he picked up her hand and kissed it… 😳 😳 suddenly…..

LADY: arey murakh….chummey lena band kar…( hey bhagguuu….wat am I writing yarrr????DIVYA….you are crack…)( again she hits him on his head…) 😡

Hey bhagguu..KABAAB MEIN HADDI !!!!!! 🤢

YUVI: kya???????? 😡 😡

LADY: haannn…waisey bacchi ka naam kya hai? 😉 😉
YUVI: helloo…mujhye koi bacchey nahi hai…. 😆 😆 😆

She again gives him one on his head…
🤢
LADY: arey murakh…..is pyari ladki ka naam kya hai????

YUVI: ohhh…..ANVESHA…AASHI…..( he looks towards AASHI with love in his eyes..) 😳 ❤️

LADY: AN…..AN kya?????arey zor sey bol GADHEY….. 🤢

YUVI shouts loudlyyyyyyyyyyy………..

YUVI: ANNNNNNNNVVVVVVEEEEESSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😆

AASHI gets a sudden movement… 😕 😕 😕

AASHI: haannnnnnnnn…kya…kyaaa..kya hua??????? 😉

YUVI: AASHI…..tum…tum…late jao..araam karo…. 😭 😭 😭

LADY:arey beta…tum theek ho nah… 😉 😉

AASHI: haannn…who….mein yahaann… 😕 😕

LADY: lo paani pi lo…. 😃 😃 😃 (the lady gives AASHI a glass of water..) tumhey yahaan tumhara pati lekar aaya… 😆

Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………..AASHI throws the water out of her mouth… 🤣

AASHI: mujhey kaun laaya???( she coughs..) 😃

LADY: yeh gadha!!!!!

AASHI looks at YUVI…. 😳 😳 😳
AASHI: tum….lekin… 😕 😕 😕

LADY : arey lekin wekin kuch nahi beta…..raat bahut ho chuki hai….tum dono so jao….tum upar sona….aur tu…raat bhar….is pankey sey..( HAND FAN ) raat bhar pankha karna…mein udhar so rahi hoon.. aur agar beta..isney tujhey sataya..toh mujhey utha dena..mein teri maa jaisi hoon… 🤢

AASHI SHOUTSSS….

AASHI: nooooooooo……………( she murmers..) EK SONIA RAY hi kafi hai……

LADY: SON kya????? 🤢

AASHI: nahi kuch nahi…aap..aapso jaiye nah…..

LADY: haannn…..( finallyyyyyyyyyyyyy this lady goes to her place….and sleeps…) 😳

Alriteeeeeeeee………..wait for the next part !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😳

PART 8………

AASHI: hmmm..PSYCO...out wid it....
yahan kya ho raha hai? 😉
YUVI: ahh..AASHI...
just samjh lo...
mainey ek
bahut bada war lada hai..
AASHI: war??????ahhh... 😕 😕 😕
YUVI: aahh ahh..late jao..
warna woh madam
mujhey late kar degi... 🤢
AASHI: hey bhagguu...its paining man...
YUVI: ahhh..mein haldi laga deta hoon...
AASHI lies on the cot.. 😊
and YUVI applies Haldi again...
AASHI looks into YUVI eyes...and YUVI into AASHI's eyes...
ASHI: hmmmm
strage nah..... 🤢
hum yahaa handcuff mein
aaye they...
tumney iron pighla diya kya??? 😡
YUVI: woh....acctuallyyy..... 😳
Handcuff khul gaya...
AASHI: khul gaya!!!!!!!do you know magic or wat PSYCO PEICE
YUVI laughs.....
YUVI: nahi....but...chabi thi....
ooppssssssssssssss
AASHI: wat???????????chabiii..........????????
wat did you say?
YUVI: ahh..kuch nahi.... 😉 😉 😉
AASHI: hhmmm...........auntyyyyyyyyyyy( AASHI shouts... YUVI puts his hand on her mouth..) 🤢
YUVI: Wacko..
pagal ho kya???
AASHI: dekho....agar tum nahi chahatey
aunty 😉
aakar tumhara COURT MARSHALL
karey... 😊
mujhey batao...
handcuff khula kaisey? 😕
YUVI: woh........( then he narrates the story..)
AASHI: wat????( she tries to get up.....)
YUVI: arey lie down...lie down...
AASHI: wat ever.....
mujhey garmi ho rahi hai... 😳 😳 😳
fan kahaan hai????
YUVI: wat???? 😳
AASHI: haannnn...aunty ney kaha hai,..
ki saari raat tumhye mujhey fan karna hai..
so start...
mujhey need aa rahi hai.. 😳
YUVI: ahhh...tum pichaley 3 ghantey sey so hi rahi thi
AASHI: ahhhh.......mein TIA sey inspire hokar aapni beauty sleep lena chahati hoon....so
so start fanning...
warnaaaaaaaaa
YUVI: warnaaaaaa........... 😡 😡 😡
AASHI: A for AUNTY...
YUVI:no no no…… I'm fanning….
AASHI: hhmm…good boy…. 🤢 🤢 🤢

YUVI does the same….. 😳
He fans her…..
AASHI: ahhh..YUVI…tumhey lalabuy gaana aata hai?
YUVI: wat??????? LALABUY ??? 😕

AASHI: haannnnn…..loorriiieeeeeee 😕

YUVI: nahi..mujhey nahi aati…. 😛 😛 😛
AASHI: nahi aati????fir bhi gao…
😛
YUVI: wat????arey I don't know man..
AASHI: AUNTY……..
YUVI: alrite alrite…ahh..NA KOI TENSION LENA…..
AASHI: gosh….jab lalabuy gaatey hain..tab dheerey dheerey sar par haath ghumatey hain….
YUVI: DOG jaisey????
AASHI: shut up PSYCO……gao… 😛 😛 😆

YUVI: hhmm…( YUVI starts patting her head..)BADLA ZAMANA BADLEY RULES DIKHATEY…. 😆

AASHI: oouucchh ooouucchhh oouuccchhhh….dherey PSYCO…tum mujhey sula rahey ho ya jaga rahey ho?
YUVI: alriteeeeee……..das nakharey hai tumharey….
AASHI: hhmm……
😃 😃 😃
YUVI starts patting slowly….
He just starts patting again…
AASHI: ahh…mujhey need nahi aa rahi…..ahh….tum dance karkey batao..
YUVI: AASHI…dekho….. 😊 😊 😊
AASHI: hhaaaaaaaaaa……….kya dekho…..DANCE nah..
Go ahead….
YUVI:hhuuhhhhhhhhh…………..mujhy dance nahi aata….
AASHI: AUNTY ko bulao…bahut acchey sey dance karogey fir.. 😉

YUVI: haan bulaoo…..( YUVI gets dam hyper…) bulao aunty ko…..wo madam mujhey itney time sey already dance karwa rahi hai…..mein ruka tha ki tumhey hosh aaye….ab tum nachao mujhey…..
😕

AASHI bursts out laughinggg……… 😆 .she gets up from her bed though she was still not completely okay 😭 😭 😭 ….she looses her balance a bit…she goes and hugs YUVI…………..❤️
HEY FRIENDS....NOW THE FIC HAS TAKEN A ROMANTIC TURN.....AND SMRITI HAS WRITTEN THE ROMANTIC PART FOR THE FIC.....SO THE CREDIT OF THE ROMANTIC PART GOES TO HER.... 👏

YUVI didnt know how to react, he was shocked and amazed, he wrapped his arms around her as if enfolding her from the entire world ,and all its pain… and suddenly he could feel her tremble…he took her face in his hands, and look deep in her eyes….....daat look changed d colour of her face to resemble her red hair..... he brought his face down to hers…, and the very next instent both were lost in perhaps d most eternal kiss two lovers wld hav shared….daat one kiss had soo many memories of deir past….....

memories where dey had hated each other fought wid each other and had secretly loved and admired each other…........

ashi lost herself in daat kiss….....she wasnt even aware wen uv had tightened his hold on her and now she was litraly hugging him hard ,suddenly and ardent desperation took over both of dem and dey kissed each other hungrily as if repenting for d time dey werent together…........

ashi broke away she said in a shaky voice…...

AASHI: Uumm…uumm…its too late….we should sleep now…
YUVI: yee i guess u right lets go

he takes her to d bed and helps her lie dwn....he sits dwn besides her and she turns aways from him to hide the emotions which were so evident in her eyes….......

AASHI: bhaggu she says to herself ye mujhe kya ho raha hai……..

uv puts his hand on her shoulders and turns her gently towards him……..wen he sees her face hes mesmarized.....she looked so beautiful so pure in the moonlight....her red locks were strewn accross her face and wind was gently blowing dem......she looked utterly devastating…….... he could do nothng bt stare at her…….. ashi felt his eyes pearcing her very soul….. she sturggled hard to be stable…… to be still rather…….

he looked in her eyes…….... and what he saw dere made him realize ,what a fool he had been….. he couldnt belive dey both had wasted so much time in pulling each others legs daat dey had forgotten to realize each others worth in deir existence……....at least he knew now, that dis was the girl ,who owned d key to his heart to his soul and if she was not dere with him his life had no meanings....she was his strength his belief…….. he just looked at her…….. and said………

YUVI: YOU know what wacko……….. I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!

AGAIN...the credit of this ROMANTIC part.....goes to SMRITI...
Ashi was happily shocked! All she wanted to do was to snatch him close to her and kiss him hard. She very eagerly went forward but suddenly she heard something...something from the past "uv tumse pyaar nahi karta ashi… ye sab sirf ek bet tha" Ashi's excited hands stopped in the air and instead of love a feeling of despair took over her as she recalled that one day where she had lost all control over her life. All that pain and agony seem so real so new.

It's so said that time is the biggest healer but then why couldn't time seal this wound of hers forever? Bhaggu had witnessed all her struggles of collecting the shambles of her broken heart and moving on in life. She had tried all possible things from hatred to ignorance… from mare friendship to finding another love but alas all she could do was strengthen this one feeling even more every single day. Why was it so difficult to get over rejections and why was it so painful to accept that the one love which you thought was yours was actually just a joke?

Different expressions crossed her face as she remembered the time she had spend with this man. She remembered the gate they had crossed to get into that park…she remembered d prank she had played to get him cross that gate… she remembered the unbearable amount of love and concern that was on his face when he saw her safe and secure…she even remembered telling herself that very moment that 'Wow ashi finally u have found someone who would really be sad if u get hurt, who would love u even if u no longer are there,' and with this thought she had surrendered to the kiss which had sealed their bond with a sacred promise but nah!

A tear trickled from her eyes and she was jolted back into reality...naaah...nothing was real about those glorious days where she had felt cherished...infect even today after so many days she felt humiliated because all she was to him was a silly bet as cheap as some CD's...yaa from outside Anvesha Baneerji Ray stands tall and strong but from within she does not even has the guts to look at him directly in the eye coz somehow she still feels he's mocking at her that 'look wacko I made a fool of u… look even u couldn't resist my charm.'



Now the tears where flowing without any fear or embarrassment...uv saw them and he knew her answer right there. He knew she loved him and they were meant to be together but he even knew that he had not faced enough punishment yet for that one bet he made. His heart and her bhaggu knew that each and every emotion he went through that time was as real as his music but there was no way he could tell her that...was there? He had never realized what love was…all he knew about love was hot chicks who drooled over him. Some for his looks and some for his money but there was this one weirdo whom he thought he hated… who had loved the man yuvraj dev and not the spoilt daddy's boy. She had come as a god's gift to him who had unknowingly changed his life. She had given him the power to dream and to love but he like a fool had betrayed her heart which she had given to him with so much of love and trust. He knew she would come back but he didn't want her to come back with any feelings of regret or distrust. He wanted her to be proud of the fact that she was in love with him…that she did no mistakes in leaving her heart, by his side…that she was d most beautiful girl in the world for him and each and every cell in his body loved her as passionately as it loved his guitar.



He saw her struggling with her mind and her heart and he could not bear to see her agony he decided to put an end to it, "Wacko! Forget it...it was just a joke…I love you and will always love u coz u are one of my best friends ever" ashi smiled through her tears. She saw the reality of his love in his eyes...she saw the pain he was going through right at this very moment but still he let her go...coz sometimes if u really love someone from within then u won't hesitate in letting them go...and that's what he did...



THE END.......




HOPE YOU'LL liked my AASHI - YUVI JUNGLE SAFARI !!!! 😳

WACKO- PSYCO ORIGIN

Alrite folks…usually fics mein aagey kya hoga yeh likha jaata hai…but me..and my rokking brain 😆 ..waoo….11th mein kya hua???every1 knows….but 5th mein kya hua tha haan 😕 😕 ???? Nahi pata nah…mujhey pata hai…just check out this piece of black forest pastry !!! 😉

PART 1

SONIA literally held AASHI's hand tight to the grip, and both mommy dotty were in the Mauryan corridor, but hey..yahaan Maurya college nahi school hai…and humarey pyarey AASHI YUVI 11th mein nahi 5th mein hai… 😉 ..arey….thats the expression I wanted… 😳 😳 😳 ready further man…abhi saara suspense nahi khulega !!! 😊 😊 😊

AASHI: mamma, mujhey yeh stupid pony pasand nahi hai, aap mera boy cut karwa do, and this dumb shoe, I can't even walk MOM..hey bhagguu…..mujhey aisa lag raha hai ki aap mujheey apney kisi film mein as child artist lai hain, and mein BALLET perform kar rahi hoon…and this bag…
😛
SONIA: oh ho SHONA…..ab yahaan girly costume aisa hi hota hai..
AASHI: UNIFORM..( AASHI was trying hard to free her hand from SONIA ki kaid ek bamushakkat..) 😃 😃
SONIA: what ever..slip of tongue…excuse me…excuse me..kya mein Mr. ASHISH JAMWAL sey mil sakti hoon, mein.. 😳
GLORIA: ohh…SONIA RAY..hello MAM…ahh..mam…who aapney cabin mein busy hai, aap please do minute wait karengey, andar already koi hai, please mam, if you don't mind…
😳 😳 😳
SONIA: oh…offcourse not…chalo Mumum..
AASHI: mamma…tab tak mein MAURYA key rocking handsome boyz ko checkout karkey aati hoon.. ( A man was passing by the side and he heard what little cutie said…he was hell fat..a blown up balloon…and he bnt down and said…..) 😳
MAN: ( he pulled AASHI's cheeks….) that's so sweet little Chatter Box… 😡 😡 😡
AASHI: ( tit for tat…AASHI too pulled his double chin….) thankyou so much PUMPKIN UNCLE …. 👏 👏
SONIA had to now put her hand on AASHI's mouth man…
SONIA: MUMUM…..ssshhhhh……..accha suno…andar tumsey jitney questions poochengey, sirf unka hi answer dena, theek hai dear…😕
AASHI: hmm…lekin who mujhsey poochney kya waley hai???I hope mera figure nahi poochengey, kyunki aisa hua, toh mein bol doongi…36-24-36.. 😆 😉 😆
SONIA: ANVESHA…..
AASHI: haan…but bhagguu…yeh toh aapka figure hai nah mamma….roz morning uthkar aap sabsey pehley yeahi toh karti ho…. 🤣 👍🏼
SONIA: AASHI…..shuuuuuuuu…..ab chup karo, tum mujhey embarrass karogi…aaammmm…alrite… mein Mr. Jamwal hoon…
AASHI: toh fir aap takley kyu nahi ho?🤣 🤣 🤣
SONIA: imagine karo silly, key mein Mr. Jamwal hoon…tumhara principal,
AASHI: okay….then…..

NOW THE SCENE CHANGES……AASHI is in the cabin and JUMBO is going through the report cards….AASHI is least interested in the interview 🥱 , she is blowing air in and out, and she is making sum really rocking burping sounds…JUMBO ney abhi tak suna nahi hai….. 👏

SONIA: AASHI…..aisa mat karo… 🤢
JUMBO was a bit far from them…
JUMBO: hmmmm……toh tumhara naam kya hai?
AASHI: MOM…..is manushya ney abhi tak merey chaar report cards dekhey hai, isey mera naam nahi pata kya? 😕
SONIA: AASHI….jawaab do shona….
AASHI: ANVESHA BANNERJEE RAY…
JUMBO comes towards the table where they were sitting..he pulls up his chair and sits…
JUMBO: aur tumharey father ka naam?
AASHI: DINOSAUR BANNERJEE… 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
😆 SONIA: aahhha hhaaahhhh…AURONABH…AURONABH BANNERJEE..
JUMBO: hm..hmm….tumhari hobbies kya kya hai ANVESHA?
AASHI: hhmmm….acchi wali buri wali?
JUMBO laughs…🤣
JUMBO: ha ha haaaa…..obviously acchi wali…
AASHI takes about sum seconds to think….
AASHI: aahhh…CRICKET…
😳
JUMBO: ohhh….thats a lovely game, very good ANVESHA, ek girl ka CRICKET mein interest…I'm really impressed…

AASHI shows a puzzling look…..she was talking about the insect CRICKET man..

JUMBO: tumhara favourite subject kaunsa hai?
AASHI: hey bhaggu ( she murmers)….ENGLISH, obviously.. 😳
JUMBO: ENGLISH hi kyu? What about HISTORY, MATHS or HINDI ?? 🐷
AASHI: kyunki sirf ek madam SEN GUPTA hi thi jinki good list mein main aati thi, mainey HISTORY ki GEOGRAPHY badal di thi, ALGEBRA mein ZEBRAS draw kar chuki hoon, and aapni SINDHI HINDI teacher ko hospital pahucha chuki hoon and…🤣
SONIA: ( she stops her..otherwise AASHI chalti hi jaati..)ahhhh….woh kya hai nah…ANVESHA thodisi tensed hai..aisa interview uska pehley kabhi hua nahi hai…
JUMBO: tumharey marks toh kafi acchey hai ANVESHA…SONIA tum padati hogi isey rite…
SONIA was wid the coolest smile on her face…
AASHI: nahi toh…..mein inhey padati hoon, yeh toh school uniform ko costume boltey hai….
SONIA: ANVESHA !!!!ha ha hahaaa…good joke…
JUMBO: acccha ANVESHA batao,father kaun hota hai? 😭

PART 2

AASHI was with a silence on her face, as if for her this was the most difficult word to define, she looked down and was biting her lips.her eyes were blinking several times, the innocence which was seen on a ten year old girl who never saw what actually a father is, SONIA too was looking at her daughter unexpecting any answer, she had chocked throat…AASHI now looked up straight into the eyes of JUMBO and said..

AASHI: sir, father bhaggu ki di hui sabsey badi do gifts mein sey ek hai, mom maarey toh dad bachaney aai, khud bhaley hi maar kah lein. unki lai hui chocolates cavities create karey, Father woh hotey hai, jinkey liye unki daughter sabsey pehley aati hai, mom sey bachakar mujhe bike ride par leykar jayein, and thodi deir key liye handle mujhey dey dein, birthday key din sabsey pehli wish unka kiss rehta hai, wishing me, blessing me from his heart, jinkey saath hum saari batein share kar saktey hai, main soney ki acting karoo and woh mom sey deal karengey, mom key saath fite mein mujjhey defend karengey, daughter key liye PAMPER machine, who humey realize karwatey hai, ki hum kitney special hai, humarey flauses ko amend karney mein help karna, humey ek positive human being banana, he is a friend, philosopher and a guide, ek DAUGHTER ki backbone, he is a best friend for a daughter sir, a best friend that a daughter can ever have. 😳

SONIA wiped the last tear drop that trickled down her cheek …
😭
SONIA: AASHI…..tum theek ho SHONA..
AASHI looked towards SONIA and nodded her head.. 😊 😊 (strong gurl AASHI...koi shak nahi hai humey...PROUD of you..) 😊
JUMBO: well..kya yeh personal sawaal tha SONIA?
SONIA: who ASHISH….mein aur Mr. Bannerjee separated hai.AASHI, I mean ANVESHA ney unkey saath zyada time spend nahi kiya. 😭
JUMBO: I'm really sorry, I did not mean to hurt ANVESHA…ahh…ANVESHA are you okay?
AASHI: yes sir….absolutely fine…( and there she went…perfect born rebel in her crystal eyes..)
JUMBO: you may go now….you are admitted ANVESHA…congratulations!!! ( he shook hands with AASHI and the grip the gurl had at the age of 10, that too with the confidence level was way too appreciable) 👏

SONIA and AASHI went out of the CABIN….AASHI was just next to normal now….she was relaxed…
SONIA: Mumum….( she stopped her…she bent down to her height..looked into her eyes and she could feel the proud mother of a 10 year old gift from bhaggu to her..)
AASHI: duh-uh….mammaa…..sab log dekh rahey hai…haan I love you too, but aap merey saath teddy bear teddy bear ghar mein bhi toh khel sakti hai nah…
😆 SONIA: ( as if teasing AASHI ) GHAR PE BHI TOH KHEL SAKTEY HAI NAH….( then she laughs wid her…and gives her best buddy a HI 5) 👏
They came out of Maurya and……
SONIA: oh hooooooooooooo…………aitha ki kocchhoo SONIA ???mumum tum yahaan ruko, mera cell phone shayad andar reh gaya hai..okay sweety..mein aati hoon..
AASHI: okay mom….( she turns around and guess kissey takrati hai??????) 😆 😆
YUVI: hellooo….are you blind or what? 😡 🤢
AASHI: nahi…my eyes are way functionable, you are blind chicken.. 😡 🤢
YUVI: beach mein lamppost ki tarah khadey rehna zaroori hai kya? 😡 🤢
AASHI: ji haan, warna tumharey jaisey creatures aapni manmani karney lagengey. 😡 🤢
YUVI: listen you…tum shayad nahi jaanti ki mein kaun hoon? 😡 🤢
AASHI: tumhara photo kisi police station ki wanted list mein dekha nahi mainey abhi tak, isliye tumhey jaanti nahi hoon, by the way…tumharey dad aur mom ney tumharey jaisey worm ka naam kya rakha tha? 😡 🤢
YUVI: mein YASHWANT DEV ka beta hoon.. 😡 🤢
AASHI: hey bhaggu..the longest name ever…MEIN YASHWANT DEV KA BETA HOON…
😆 YUVI: shut up you slime ball, mera naam YUVRAJ DEV hai…and mein politician YASHWANT DEV ka beta hoon.. 😡 🤢
AASHI: POLITICIAN…you mean CORRUPTION !!! and for your kind information POLITICIAN key betey sahab, mein SONIA RAY ki beti hoon. 😆
YUVI: bol toh aisey rahi ho, jaisey tumhari mom film star SONIA RAY hai…
😳 😳 AASHI gives her wicked one sided smile to him…
AASHI: whatever you bizarre creature, tumney merey report cards gira diya…pick it up.. 😡 😡 😡
YUVI: wohhhhhhhh…tum mujhey order dey rahi ho?
AASHI: waiters ko orders hi diye jaatey hai Mr. Hair very fair !
YUVI: madam, now you are crossing your limits..
AASHI: I haven't even started yet , better pick up my file.. 🤢 🤢
YUVI: picks up the file…was just about to give her, but throws it away….
AASHI: haaaaaaaaaaaaaa………youuuuuuuuu……. 😡
AASHI gives him a hard PUSH…YUVI falls on the ground surface, he gets up and pulls AASHI's pony…and there it startsssss…….
Dono PSYCO + WACHKO, the physical fight ever man…..dish---dashh…up…down…left…right…centre….waooooooooo….. the crowd is gathered all around…sunddenly from two ends SONIA and YASHWANT made there grand entry
SONIA: yeh kya ho raah hai????( she sees AASHI completely lost her head on YUVI…) mumummmmm……..(she carries…and AASHI air mein haath pao maar rahi hai….and there YASHWANT carries YUVI apart and wahaan he is struggling hard to free himself and to go and eat AASHI alive…) 😳 😳 😳
AASHI: chodo mamma…mein is MAGGIE NOODLES waley hairstyle waley moron ko balled head kar doongi..
YUVI: dad just leave me..mein is walking stick ko break kar doonga.. 😆
AASHI: wat break haan…( still trying hard to free herself from SONIA…) you armadillo, pehley khud ko mirror mein dekhkar aao….upar sey nechey tak corrupted Human being, mom chodo mujheyyyyyyyyyy……..( she had her fist so tightly closed to punch YUVI) 😡
YUVI: you idiotic pest, tumhari choti ki barfiyaan baankey I'll sell it to sweet mart…dad….leave me…….( even here is the same thing going onn….)
SONIA: MUMUM….chill sweety…relax…( AASHI is jumping all over with read eyes…) 😕
YASHWANT: YUVRAJ….calm down….ek ladki key saath ladtey huey sharam nahi aati…
YUVI: ladki hai yeh..ladki hai……….iska check up karaoooo…
AASHI: what Check up haan, you BABOON…tum toh khud asylem mein jaakey admit ho jao…Agra ki tickets bhejoo…
SONIA: AASHI..bas…ho gaya shona…
YASHWANT: YUVI…..ab bas….bat khatam karo….
Finally SONIA succeded to take AASHI away..and YASHWANT was able to take YUVI away warna third world war had already started…..
In the car…( SONIA's as well as YASHWANT's)
AASHI: MOM….tumko mujhey pakadna nahi chahiye tha..I would have smashed superman's face…
YUVI: DAD…agar aap paanch minute baad aatey nah..toh aapko ambulance leykar aana padta tha..cause I would have killed her..
AASHI: samajhta kya hai khud ko?
YUVI: samajhti kya hai khud ko?
AASHI: (in a teasing style) POLITICIAN's baby BOY !!!
YUVI: ( in teasing style too) ACTRESS ki baby GIRL !!!
AASHI: he is such a PSYCO !!!!
YUVI: she is such a WACHKO !!! 😉 😉 😉
So folks...this was the WACHKO PSYCO ORIGIN...thats the name of the fic too....hope you'll like dthe fic...I really wrote it from my heart......😳

The air was scented with the glow of candles, the night had the essence of melody, where two people had danced in the beautiful halo of each others' arms.

The fragrance of this memory still hung in her mind and all she could do in this past one week in London was to wait desperately to get back where her heart resided.

Now that the plane was about to land she felt her heart thumping and her tummy being attacked by a million butterflies. She couldn't believe that even after 246 hours of rehearsing, she was still nervous. She looked at the mouth organ which she had bought for him and blushed deeply at the twinkling eyes and the grinning face which would be an obvious after math on him. And then he would say Thank You ..he would come close ….so close that she would feel his breath dancing on her face ….and just when he was about to seal her lips ….a voice cracked "Passengers are requested to fasten their seat belts for a safe and smooth landing …"She rolled her eyes and prepared herself for the last lap of journey which would finally take her to him.

Since the past 99 minutes Ashi was walking to and fro in the tiny shed, stumbling at every two steps. She was way too anxious anticipating his reaction and worried that as always he might not take her seriously and instead conclude that this was her newest method of irritating him. She was very scared as this one move of hers would change her life for better or for worse.

The night before she had left, this very place had witnessed mountains of ice being melted away to leave behind the warmth of unsaid love. For her this love was nothing new. She had been hiding it in a small corner of her heart for a long time now. But that night, this love had shown in his eyes …The resilience in those eyes had given her a wishful hope of building a crazy future with this geeky yet cute Doberman.

But today she was apprehensive and looked back to ensure that all those looks of adulation bestowed upon her were for real. Suddenly the nervousness within her made her unsure of the response she would get …would her feelings be reciprocated… what if they weren't…. just this mare thought made a shattering noise within her heart.

She forced herself to calm down and gulped in few hasty breaths to silence her hammering heart and hurried to a corner upon hearing the familiar footsteps

The door opened and their came in the aura of light which brought him to her. she gasped as her eyes bathed in the glory of his presence. He looked just fantallaciously PERFECT…he wore her favorite black T which showed off his muscular arms and broad built and made her skip a beat. His hair was still wet with the recent wash they must have had which gave them a jelled look and his eyes had a weired kind of joyful mischief.

Her heart soured at his happiness. She had seen him so blessed and cheerful after ages and she couldn't help but wonder if this was a consequence of cupid's untimely attack.

She prided of being the reason of his radiant smile and was about to pounce on him when the ground shifted and she felt herself sinking in the deep trudge of despair.

Instead of she enfolding his eyes and revealing her pleasant surprise, there was this girl, voluptuous and alluring, who did the honors and got his encapsulating charm

"you are late by two minutes" he said, pulling her close…too close to himself and bringing her hands to his lips…. And ashi felt her own hands go numb.

She ran his fingers through his hair and through each and every feature of his face till they rested on his lips. Ashi saw him respond with every single touch of hers. She saw the passionate pleasure that gleamed through him and blinded her in its force. He hugged her tightly and then, then, ….he did that which broke her heart and her soul into granular pieces of grain

.

He had kissed her, …. Very slowly at first as if tasting every bit of hers and then that kiss turned into a wild act of desperate need and a much stronger emotion that may be called…LOVE

Ashi thumped to the floor whose coldness was nothing as compared to her frozen heart which was now a warehouse of her smashed feelings. She saw them hugging and kissing and giggling and holding hands for a lifetime journey, shunning her out FOREVER

They left the shed, which had been the testimony to all her dreams and desires, without even noticing that they had just trampled a soul beneath their shoes. Yes her soul had died here at this very shed which no longer would make her blush in its reminiscence but rather would remind her of wound of heart break which even the almighty time may not cure.

She looked at the mouth organ and regretted for having bought it so lovingly.. the person whom she had wished would play it had just now played wid her feelings like a tennis ball. She was still trying to grasp the fact that he was happy… without her. Maybe he had never actually wanted to be with her. Maybe she had taken that night way too seriously or maybe her own love had forced her to believe that something might be there at his end too.

She did not know whether to blame him or not. Her heart cursed him for being so selfish and ruthless for walking out on her. But her mind reasoned that he had not held any promises. He had arranged that night to make her feel special. But that didn't implied that he loved her. It was she who had assumed it and now she was bearing its brunt.

She was feeling like a fool who had ran after a silly dream. Yet she felt badly hurt and jealous and immediately a pinch of haltered took over jealousy. She envied that girl with whom he had walked out and closed the door to reach him. For the first time in life she felt sad of not being a beautiful lady. For the first time she wished that she had given more concern to her looks. For the first time she realized that just being real from inside was not enough and beauty did matter after all. And for the first time she felt her confidence being shaken into tears of empty sadness.

She cried for hours hoping to wake up from this nightmare. She waited for him to come and kiss away all her pain. But she knew he would never come back. For once he was happy and for once she was sad to an extent which made her selfish enough to ebb on his happiness.

She knew she was hating him for no mistake of his but a rejected heart was too heavy to bury. She shivered at the thought of her feelings being made public and she thanked her bhaggu for saving her face and thanked him for the fact that he had made her so nervous that she didn't react instantly. Now at least she had this one grace of holding her defeata nd rejection to herself. He would never ever come to know that he was the one who had snatched her heart out of her body, filled it with unwanted desieres of love and affection and now broken it in such a manner that it could never be repaired.

She wiped her tears and set her face into a plastic smile. She had always prided herself of having led a real and unprejudiced life. But from now she had to be artificial and fake because any real show of emotion would bring her nothing but mocking laughter.

She gave one last look to her beloved shed. That look held all the love which was flowing through her nerves, it held all those fights she have had with him, all those songs she had sung with him and all those instances where she had felt he belonged to her and ditto. She knew that after this last look he would be nothing but an acquaintance whose life would be far away from hers

She shed one last tear of regret and turned to go back to Room No. 15, where her friends awaited her. But before going she went to his guitar and hugged it possessively one last time. She kissed it goodbye and left the mouth organ besides it hoping that it would remind it of the beautiful moments where she had laughed and cried with him.

Link: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/remix/603349/zilch-ay-oneshot

Author: devilangel

The fire was alight with the strong winds lashing his face. At some other time, he would've made an effort to warm his hands in the fire, but it contained a body. He was currently sitting beside the fire, not daring to look at the ashen body of his wife. Not that he was in denial or in shock, he didn't feel anything. He didn't feel a stab of pain when he heard the news of her death, he didn't feel jealousy at the people who brought her body back, and he didn't even feel like flinching at the fact that her body was burning before him.

In his hand was a piece of paper, maybe that was what had stopped his feelings. He had read it over and over again, it was written by her and her chauffeur had bought it for him.. even the paper evoked no feelings in him. He scanned the paper again, the words seemed to bore into his soul and rip his heart, yet he felt no pain.

Zilch. ..

He was the kind of person who renders you speechless. He was the kind of person who never ceases to amaze you. He was the kind of person whom you just can't help but fall in love with….

I felt zilch for him, at first sight. At first sight, he was just a character, a character with a black tank top, and a stubble. He was surrounded by the police, and all I did was look at the screen blankly in anticipation of a better scene. And that's when I saw his handcuffs. It was a special shot, and I still remember the way the design of his handcuffs was imprinted into my mind. He was defiant, he held his head high in pride, and it was almost ironic that he was bound to just a creation of steel.

Yet, that was when I felt the first pang for him. Slowly, I got to know his name. Yuvraj. Yuvraj Dev. His eyes were jet black and dashing, and when they were pointed at you, you could feel them boring into you. They held a lot of emotion, a lot of pumped up emotion, and as I looked into them, I silently urged them to come out. They didn't. He had a very clear cut face, with a small stubble, muscular body and a pessimistic outlook towards life. Nevertheless, he had a sense of dignity and self respect which I haven't seen in any other human being. That was the moment when I knew that he was unique.

That one word summed him up. Unique. His attitude towards life was simply marvelous. He didn't care about anything. He didn't care what people thought about him. It was as if he had stopped feeling everything. He drank to forget, he drank to wash away all his sorrows. He had lots of faults, lots of low-downs, and yet even after that, I couldn't help but feel that he was real.

He was much closer to reality than many of the physical people I've met. Everything was strange around him He had an aura about him, which spoke all the words that his dark lips couldn't possibly speak. He had a smile which he rarely displayed, and when he did, it was worth a million dollars. I still remember the way his smile lit up his eyes. that was the only time he had displayed emotion, and that was when I was convinced that he is, indeed, human. But most of all, he had a sense of justice. He had a sense of right and wrong, a sense of morality, and a deep, if not angsty, sense of humor. His speeches were passionate, heartfelt and they made you pine. He might've lost a lot of things in his life, with his family problems and a whole period in jail, but he never lost his heart.

He was the kind of person who would do everything for you and when you look back for the last time before going forward in life, he will wink and say, "Told ya." He was the kind of person who will never let you down. He was the kind of person who would whisper, "I love you too" in your ears, and make you realize that you have fallen in love with him. At the end of the day, before going to bed, he made you feel lucky, he made you feel good about yourselves, that in your lives, you have something to look forward to which doesn't include alcohol, military or loneliness. He made you realize that even when the earth is covered with snow, and time becomes static, there is still something out there, something that has a the fierce capability to change your thinking. All you have to do it reach out and catch it.

He folded the paper and laughed.. his laugh was so hollow and bitter to his own ears that he flinched at the irony. He had done everything, when she needed love, he had loved him. When she needed trust, he had given her his own; when she needed care, his shoulder had been there; when she wasn't there, the tears fell unstoppably, and he had always dreamed of the magnificent way to welcome her when she came back..

He intended to do everything; everything for her.. just not in that particular order..

For what was to be the last time in his life, he cried.