~*report card-remix examination results*~

😳long ago around september we had dis unique remix examination to test ur remix skills😊.only 6-7 ppl (angels😳)took part in dis convetted exam😃 baaki sab didnt show up😡well guys ur punishment is gonna b fixed by dear vanshi😳be ready 😉

for ppl who dont even noe wat was dis about..GOOD MORNING GET UP!!😳😆heres d link to it😳

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=415011&K W=exam

sorry fr such late results 😳both niyu nd i were busy in exams but well wat better day dan christmas to post d results..it may b a christmas present fr sum 😳well iam now stopping my bak bak nd getting straight to point,..

well we went thru all d entries we recieved nd judged u wid grades

o outstanding

a+brilliant

a- very good

a good nd so on so forth

thus we unanimously came upto one name fr d title of remix forum "remixaholic"whos paper was simply d best

its none other than....😳

bata doon😳

pukka😆

drum rollss😉

REMIX FORUM'S REMIXAHOLIC IS NONE OTHER THAN

~~HARSHU~~

xMarauderx

nd dis was her paper😳

1-State the source of Ashi's inspiration to play pranks.(10)

Ans: Anvesha Bannerjee Ray..is often defined as a paradox who sometimes doesen't understand herself. When such a confused person mingles(in this case is forced to) with other ppl...she obv gets even more confused n in her boring life of confusion, confusion n confusion she tries to come outta her confusion n in this process her interactions with others are confusion-filled n other ppl confuse them to be her pranks

2-Whom does Yuvi love more and why: Ashi,guitar,mother,or us?(10)

Ans: Well, I'm inclined to think instead of all these things...which are quite petty, by the way....Yuvi loves a much more pure n more meaningful thing......his lovely hair. After all, the reasons for this eternal love are justified...his hair r with him all d time...and even if he wants he can't get rid of them forever..n they'll always be there for him.

3-Agar Tia Ahuja hona koi aisi waisi baat nahin hai toh phir kaisi baat hai?(10)
(or)
If Tia is too sweet for sweets,then is she suffering from diabetes?

Ans: Hardly the case...instead of being infected with diabetes...the little fairy girl s the infector of sweetness...she is the one who has been distributing sweetness allaround...

Last heard of lil miss fairy is that she has opened hr own shop,"Aaanglic toffees"

(warning:-all 5 inch heels and joota chappals directed to us should be redirected to Star One chairman)

4-Sanganer has no gym. So from where does Ranvir get all his strength?(10)

Ans: Well, it so happened(this is a true story) tha in Ranveer's childhood days, when he was in Sanganer...studying in the village school, he fell for his kaam waali bai. And so, inorder to please her...he used to d all her work..right from washing the vessels with Vim Bar right down to cleaning the floor with Santarash jhaadu..

Therefore in all these physical activities, his muscles developed.

5-What does the Remix band remix?(10)

And: Well, they remix all the anu malik songs...which are themselves remixes of arabic folk songs which are inspired from the american rapsters who mix n remix their songs from Bihari Lalu Yadav's Tihar jail inmates..who are at present, gyrating to remixian songs...

6-Shyla+Latty=(x-y)(a-b)
Given x=Ashi+Yuvi
y=Ashi
a=Tia+Ranvir
b=Tia
Prove Shyla=Cow and Latty=Snitch,given the above equation.(10)

Given: ashi+yuvi=x & ashi= y

therefore, yuvi=x-y

similarly, tia+ranveer=a tia=b

therefore, ranveer=a-b

Now, shy+latty= (x-y)(a-b)

=yuvi x ranveer

=gay relationship+illegal marriage

=chappal+joote from public

=hiding in grass+playing hide n seek

=cow + snitch

Comparing L.H.S &R.H.S, shy=cow & latty=snitch

7-Justify that Shyla and Raghu are a made for each other pair.(10)

Ans: In all fairy tales..teenage stories with high values of hormones n related things.. it has been found that the ultimate enemies ultimately fal in ultimate luuuurrrrveeee..

They hv many things un-common..but they also require a common ground....for the relationship to be a grand success.

Now, Shy is utterly, without any doubt...rich n spolit n a bratty lil cow(reason answered in above question) n raghu is as much dirty lil ding-bat living in squalor...

Their clothes r also opp....shy's r expensive....comin from various exotic places while raghu's clothes r his great,great,great,great,great,great,great, great grand-uncle's.

But they hv things in common too...like both their clothes look like freak shows from the nearest asylum..

Apart from tht their mental capacity is also d same...both the sensory n motor speech areas in their cerebrum are permanently damaged beyond repair.

8-Sonia calls Sumeet Cement Statue. State the nature of cement and location of the statue.(10)

Ans: Nature of cement(in Sonia's words): Cement looks very hard n grainy n naturally disgusting...but is very soft n sexy to touch(no no....erase that last part)...It looks very gullible and easily weak but feels great if it is near..oh yes..very nearr n closeee...(aarrrggghhhhhhh!!1 Not that again)

9-Ashi-Yuvi can climb gates for each other and Tia-Ranvir can burn a piece of wood with their names engraved on it. State the consequences if Tia-Ranvir had to climb gates for each other and Ashi-Yuvi had to burn that piece of wood.(10)

Ans: Case1: Tia-ranveer climbing the gates..

Result: A visit to the Civil Engineer and ofcourse..most importantly a rather hasty retreat to the neares clothes shop.Coz, Tia's dress will unvariably not be in a postion to handle he stress n pressure of her legs stretching too wide inorder to climb onto the gate and as a result, it will cause a slight(initialy) and then a huge cavity in her dress...which will render her furious about the peson who made d gate..but ranveer will hv to carry her off to a clothes shop

Case2: Ashi-yuvi burning log of wood:

Result: A visit to the local(hopefully one can be found at the island) infirmary...

While burning the log...ashi, who is already highly interested in devil-craft or the occult will see shapes in the fire..nshe will take this as a cue to jump high with mad happiness...setting yuvi's beloved hair on fire...he will put it in water to save it..but he will be in no doubt that they should make a visit to the infirmar or mental asylum...

10-Sid is two-timing a and b. ab implies a and b meeting each other. Therefore ab=sid?(10)

Ans: a& b are complex conjugates of each other [Hint: complex=irrational; conjugates=opposites]

therefore, a x b= -infinity(sid)

result-"o"

😆

hey w8 its not over.. we still have 2 more prizes to go😳

d second prize goes to none other than our prankster...

~VANSHIKA~

funky n crazy

and the third place is a tie between a cool nd rocking gal😉

~SOUMYA AND NITZIE~

radz_2cool and *nitz_rocks*

other participants please dont get disheartened u were very very good too but dey were a slight tiny miny better😉😳

nd dis is for all the participants😃

👏

if u want to see d other participants entry do tell me😳

dats all frm me for now😉

next time ppl plz show more sportsmanship nd doo participate more😊

merry christmas to all😃

2 hon'ble judges signing out until next time

😈shelly nd niyu😎

vanshikas entry

-State the source of Ashi's inspiration to play pranks.(10)

Ashi's sourse of inspiration to play all these pranks are those brainless and dudless kukoo's who need to getcha freak on......these people motivate her and force her to start of with some shaitani to get them on the right track.However, it is also an inborn trait that does not need any inspiration......ON the other hand another inspiration could to ashi could be her thinking aswell.....so there are various inspirrations most important being trust in her self which people dont take as an inspiration but in reality it does inspire one(atleast me!)

2-Whom does Yuvi love more and why: Ashi,guitar,mother,or us?(10)

This question has no definate answser......each of the following have a unique importance in his life.......however asper me it would be ashi whom he loves d most.....even more than us......you see she is the one who understands him best(that is a fact cant be changed).......she is the only one who can make him realise his mistakes and get him on the right path.......Before ashi entered yuvi's life he didnt know d true meaning of love(yes he dint it was just a word 4 him)......now if she wouldnt have come in his life then how could he have loved his guitar mom or even us without even knowing the true defination of love?????....so its her he loves the most and because of her indirectly he loves the rest of them next!

3-Agar Tia Ahuja hona koi aisi waisi baat nahin hai toh phir kaisi baat hai?(10)
Tia Ahuja hona koi aisi waisi baat nahi hai balki bahut badi baat hai......if ur not tia ahuja you cant have 2 lovely friends as meher and pri who are always glued to 24x7......World ke fashion designers ki band baj jayegi cuz their dresses that flow in the market because of tia ahuja will stop selling......lakme will face a great deal of loss as there would be no one to buy tons of make-up again n again n just use it once........chocolates will get eaten up and more will have to be made on a daily average.......ranveer will fall in the hands of shy......but because TIA AHUJA hona koi aisi vaisi baat nahi hai yeh saab nahi hota hai na hi kabhi hoga aur naa hi kabhi ho sakta hai!!!!!!.........



4-Sanganer has no gym. So from where does Ranvir get all his strength?(10)

Sanganer has no gym however ranveer has so much strength..its all thanx to the sarsoon ke tel ki maalish that his mom did when he was a baby.......the badaams that he was fed with milk every morning......the typical rajasthani khanna........excerise in the form of push-ups, sit-ups, cycling,etc(yes they do all this i asked my servant how they excersice in villages)......the sona chandi chavanprash that he was fed helped him aswell.......

5-What does the Remix band remix?(10)

The remix band remixes the old thoghts traditions and ideoligies into todays thinking for the better through their songs.....Along with this they have an element of fun,masti and energy involved in it with creativity........If you see carfully each song has a thinking behind it.....For eg.Boom......It motivates you to go ahead in life with a happy go lucky nature taking life as and when it comes!......Love station.....as it says badle zamane ke saath rules badaltein hain but the foundation is the same so once again theyve remixed the thoughts through their songs .........

6-Shyla+Latty=(x-y)(a-b)
Given x=Ashi+Yuvi
y=Ashi
a=Tia+Ranvir
b=Tia
Prove Shyla=Cow and Latty=Snitch,given the above equation.(10)

(x-y)(a-b)

=(ashi+uv-ashi)(tia+ranveer-tia)

=(uv)(ranveer)

there - and - cancel and only yuvi and ranveer are obtainted......hence proved that shy=cow and latty=sntich cuz their aim to remove ashi from uv's life and tia from ranveers life to have the 2 respectively 4 themselves.......

7-Justify that Shyla and Raghu are a made for each other pair.(10)

Shyla and raghu are made for each other as they say opposites attract....shy n raghu are total opposites (in some terms): shy is rich raghu bechara pateechar.....shy is a bitch raghu is a billa maama(cat).....

however they have also stuff in common which will keep them happy.....both of them r highly evil....unka aim ek hi hai tia-ranny ko alag karna..so agar alag nahi kar paye toh kyun naa khud hi saath mein aa jaye!!!!!!!!!!therefor they are made 4 each other

8-Sonia calls Sumeet Cement Statue. State the nature of cement and location of the statue.(10)

The nature of cement is of a very sweet papa(like my papa)...very caring understanding and full-fills al the wishesh of his pyaari beti.....his nature is dat of a true gentleman......involves a little bit of imli in his taste when it comes to sonia ray.....but all in all very nice nature.......and the statue is located no where else but in sonia's heart!

9-Ashi-Yuvi can climb gates for each other and Tia-Ranvir can burn a piece of wood with their names engraved on it. State the consequences if Tia-Ranvir had to climb gates for each other and Ashi-Yuvi had to burn that piece of wood.(10)

IF Tia-Ranvir had to climb gates for each other and Ashi-Yuvi had to burn that piece of wood it would result in a blunder.....as tia's leg would break while climbing the gates in the highhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heals+ she wont be able to do so in her micro minni cloths.......2nd of all she wont b able to jump onto the other side an would have to remember her god every 2 minutes.......tia's skin would start gettiin rouugh in this transaction.....and poor ranny's day would get spoilt seeing his tia in this stae......

On the other hand if ashi uv would go to burn a would it could prove highly dangerous because if galti se bhi ashi gusse mein aa jaati toh their were full chances of her shuving uv's guitar in the fire along with the wood.......secondly the burning of the wood could also cause a fight as they would sit deciding who will carve the words and who will gt the fire ready etc etc....therefor it would be a total mess.......and would result in fights b/w ashi-uv.....

these 2 mis-ideas would lead in disreptencies and harrowing states of both the couples

10-Sid is two-timing a and b. ab implies a and b meeting each other. Therefore ab=sid?(10)

ab=remix band ke manager sid ka ka band bajna.......sid would be left in a spasticated condition where he would be beaten up to a major bone slipments and fractures etc......he would be entitled to the names:lunitic,cheat,2 timer,born flirt,liar etc.......IT would be a de javau for him......HOwever his worried cute little face would cause many hearts to beat really hard and soon after the incident he would find some new chick waiting for him to run behind her!

I got 3rd prize that is A-😛 (atleast i got one😉)

I m choooooooooo happy!!!😳 nd congo to HARSHU,VANSHI nd SOUMU👏 i read all of your answers...nd they r awesum nd phunny😆 u guys deserved it👏

Thanx to our guru's...Ms. Shivali and Ms. Niyathi... madam i m ready to give my guru daxana😆 and I got my best christmas gift...thank you🤗🤗🤗

Luv,
Niyati

👏 👏 👏 Well done u guys!!

they are simply brilliant.this is really good........i mean........forget it.hey guys you all are..........fantabulous.

p.s-my special congrats to harshu(i think now xmarauderx and previously ashi rox)

harshu u rock big time......kya answers the 😆
congo everyone 😛

😆 😆 😆 congrats masi 😉
n congrats to evry1 else too 🤗

😆 Congo Harshu 😆

n yea, congo 2 d oderz too :P

Congrats Harshu, Vanshi, Nitz n Soumya 👏

well done gals 😳

awww thanxie for d gifts!!!! 😳 😳 😳

Never knew I would win *sniff sniff*wipes fake tears away 😆

thanx to my 2 inventive neicies for the *hem hem* unique examination!