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The Exam:
1-State the source of Ashi's inspiration to play pranks.(10)
Ashi gets inspiration from Tia Ahuja. I think she gets inspiration from tia is because looking at tia she gets half a dozen "plans" to put coke on her head, to trip her, to tear her dress and many more.

2-Whom does Yuvi love more and why: Ashi,guitar,mother,or us?(10)
He luvs his fan more. The reason that makes me think that he loves his fan more is because if there is no fan, who would listen to his music and appreciate his long hair and his smile and who would make ashi jealous so that she would fall for yuvi and who would tell him about his dad except us. So inshort he just loves US.

3-Agar Tia Ahuja hona koi aisi waisi baat nahin hai toh phir kaisi baat hai?(10)
Agar tia ahuja hona aisi waisi baat nahi hain…to baat aisi hai ki woh baat ke baarein koi baat nahi kar sakta.

4-Sanganer has no gym. So from where does Ranvir get all his strength?(10)
The place or thing or person where Ranvir gets all his strength is TIA AHUJA. I think he gets his strength from Tia Ahuja because he is in love with her and tia is too much into make up that she don't know how to protect herself. So as he loves her, to protect her he gets energy from his love. As in one can do anything for love.

5-What does the Remix band remix?(10)
Remix Band remixes Music and Generation. Basically, Remix is a mixed up generation with Fun, Masti, Rebel and lots of stuff. The Remix Band is inspiration to New Generation and signifies them.

6-Shyla+Latty=(x-y)(a-b)
Given x=Ashi+Yuvi
y=Ashi
a=Tia+Ranvir
b=Tia

(x-y)(a-b)
(ashi+yuvi-ashi)(tia+ranvir-tia)
(Yuvi)(Ranvir)=Shyla+latty
Friends in gud deed=Friends in crime
well now shyla is cow coz she wants Ranvir…and then she want Yuvi
and lattie is snitch because she wants yuvraj and leaks out other peoples secrets.
Prove Shyla=Cow and Latty=Snitch,given the above equation.(10)

7-Justify that Shyla and Raghu are a made for each other pair.(10)
Well they both have no other job but to ruin other peoples life. And as no one loves them, not even like them they would be perfect for each other.

8-Sonia calls Sumeet Cement Statue. State the nature of cement and location of the statue.(10)
Well the nature of the statue would be extra hard since Sumeet looks a bit too solid and the location of the statue is obviously Sumeet.



9-Ashi-Yuvi can climb gates for each other and Tia-Ranvir can burn a piece of wood with their names engraved on it. State the consequences if Tia-Ranvir had to climb gates for each other and Ashi-Yuvi had to burn that piece of wood.(10)
Tia Ranveer climbing the gate- Tia must have worn high heels so when she will climb gate her heel will broke and she will fell from the gate. Where as ranveer he was too busy thinking about what tia is upto so he didn't noticed that tia fall from the gate and poor tia got facture.
Ashi Yuvi burning the piece of wood- Ok when Yuvi was about to burn the piece of wood, Ashi screamed and told, "yuvi I will burn this piece of wood" and yuvi want to burn it. As they both wanted to burn it, they both again started fighting and they fought till morning.

10-Sid is two-timing a and b. ab implies a and b meeting each other. Therefore ab=sid?(10)
If AB r together and sid is there with both of them, then his face would be whole red by the sandals of A nd B. And he might need plastic surgery. So like in kekta's serial, sid would go to hospital and get his face changed.

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1-State the source of Ashi's inspiration to play pranks.(10)

Don't you guys know it is me . When I was two years and when Ashi was about 13-14 yrs I taught he how to play pranks on people who are like Vanshika and din't you hear her interview when she said that "Soumya Mata ki jai ho " . Though I am smaller than her but I am her mata in pranks

2-Whom does Yuvi love more and why: Ashi,guitar,mother,or us?(10)

Yuvi loves his Ashi more because one day Yuvi expressed that he wants to get married as soon as possible.He can not marry his mom for obvious reasons because if he marries his mom his father will be then his male saut an this will create more confusion. He can not marry his guitar as it is a non living thing and he won't become a father ever in his life and if he marries us then bechara apni patni ka naam hi bhool jayega as there will 1000 wives of him and he will break the Guiness record of having the maximum number of children so I feel Ashi will be the best one for Yuvi and Yuvi luvs Ashi a lot and I think every one knows that

3-Agar Tia Ahuja hona koi aisi waisi baat nahin hai toh phir kaisi baat hai?(10)
(or)
If Tia is too sweet for sweets,then is she suffering from diabetes?
(warning:-all 5 inch heels and joota chappals directed to us should be redirected to Star One chairman)

First of all Tia is 2sweet4sweets and not the long form what you wrote and umm no she is not suffering from diabetes . See how do you pronounce diabetes. It is pronounced as die betis . Tia still din't die and she doesn't have any beti (I donno whether she has a najaaz beti) Thus she is not suffering from diabetes.

4-Sanganer has no gym. So from where does Ranvir get all his strength?(10)

I will answer later

5-What does the Remix band remix?(10)

I will answer this later

6-Shyla+Latty=(x-y)(a-b)
Given x=Ashi+Yuvi
y=Ashi
a=Tia+Ranvir
b=Tia
Prove Shyla=Cow and Latty=Snitch,given the above equation.(10)

Let x-y be a handsome guy and a-b be the golden snitch(IN HP Harry is a seeker in Quiddich game and he catches the snitch).

(x-y)= Ashi+Yuvi - Ashi = Yuvi . Yuvi is a handsome guy so x-y is correct. (a-b)= Tia +Ranveer- Tia = Ranveer. Ranveer is like a golden snitch which is very rarely found(I am comparing Ranveer with a golden Quiddich snitch who are very cute and very rarely found).

Shyla = (x-y). Cow's in hindi are called guy (pronounced gaaye) so Shyla is a cow. Latty is (a-b) and she is a snitch(not the quiddich wala)

PS-If you din't understand the answer I will explain it to u again.

7-Justify that Shyla and Raghu are a made for each other pair.(10)

In India's most Wanted serial people are finding for a guy called "Shyrag" who is a very notorius criminal like Osama Bin Laden. Shyla's petname is "Shy" and Raghu's petname is "Rag" and both are criminals and unka naame ek dusre se juda hai by SHy +Rag = "Shyrag".Shy and Rag are just like pyaar ke do naam-ek Shy aur ek Rag .SO they are the India's most wanted pair

8-Sonia calls Sumeet Cement Statue. State the nature of cement and location of the statue.(10)

The Cement is made up of arteries, veins and capillaries and the statue is located in Sonia's heart.

9-Ashi-Yuvi can climb gates for each other and Tia-Ranvir can burn a piece of wood with their names engraved on it. State the consequences if Tia-Ranvir had to climb gates for each other and Ashi-Yuvi had to burn that piece of wood.(10)

If Tia climbs the gate with Ranveer it is obvious she will have a fracture as she won't be able to climb the gate because of her height and even if she doesn't fracture her leg or hands her torn will surely get torn as the gate is too high for her dress. If Ashi and Yuvi had to burn the wood they will burn their hand because I know they will never know how to light the fire in a forest

10-Sid is two-timing a and b. ab implies a and b meeting each other. Therefore ab=sid?(10)

Let a be Jaya Bachchan and b be Amitabh Bachcha.

So AB will be Abhishek Bachan.

Sid is dating a girl as well a man and ab (Initial for Abhishek)can never be Sid because Ab is more handsome and cuter than Sid.. So ab is not equal to Sid

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