
ASHI WID YUVI

A:UV agar main tumse ek sawaal puchoo to tum ans karoge?
Y:haan theek hai. poocho whacko
A:tum hamesha yeh weird buddha t shirt pehente ho?
Y:wo kya hai na whacko, mere dad ek bahut bade buddhist mpnk se milne gaye the jinhone unhe yeh t shirt dekar kaha ki mujhe sudharne ke liye yeh pehen na padega. agar main mana kar doo to mere dad mere probs mere liye solve nahi karenge u c.
A:O i c. u rich spoilt papas boy!!
Y:kya kaha?
A:kuch nahi!!
ASHI N RANVEER

A:hey thakur!
R:arre ashi! aap?
A:tumse kuch poochna tha.
R:poochiye.
A:tum hamesha yeh floral printed shirts kyun pehente ho??
R:well, baat yeh hai ki sanganer ek registan(desert!!)hai. wahaan par phool zyaada nahin the to hum isiliye yeh kapde pehente the. par yahaan hamaare pas paise nahi hai a, to yahaan bhi wahi kapde pehente hai!!
ASHI WID ARJUN

A"hey hitler!
AR:kya kaha flunkie?
A"uh, kuch nahi. tumse ek quest poochna tha
AR:make it fast flunkie!i have no time!
A:theeke hai theek hai. tum hamesha yeh faltu denim jacket kyun pehente ho?
AR:woh kya hai na, director ke jo bhi puraane jeans the, mujhe unhi se kapde banvaane pade. kya karoon,mere to kismat hi phooti hui hai!
ASHI WID LATTY AND JUMBO

A:he latty mujhe ek baat bataon, tum hamesha itne kam kapde kyun pehenti ho?
L:well ashi, woh isiliye kyunki director ne mujhe, papa aur mom ke kapdo ke liye kuch pillow covers diye the. sabse zyaada toh mom le gayi. aur saara dad le gaye. jo bache the mujhe hi woh istimaal krne pade!
J:haan haan! iski maa hi aadha le gayi. isiliye mujhe hamesha yeh same grey suit pehenna padta hai!
ASHI N VRINDA

A:he maate vrinde, tum hamesha yeh 2nd century ka salwaar kyun pehenti ho?
V:wo, ashi kya hai na ki jab tak main yahaan tab tak meher aur tia ne pehle se sabhi cute clothes le liya tha. aur director ko ekta kapoor se naye sample lene the. isiliye, mujhe aise kapde mile.
A:he bhaggu!! ye kekta hum sab ko maar dalegi!
ASHI N TIA

A:he timbo!
T:tum!! tum yahaan se hato!
A:timbo,tum mujhe ek baat bataao, tum hamesha itne chote kapde kyun pehenti ho?
T:tia tumhe yeh baat kyun bataaye?
A:uh....... kynki main ek fashion magasine ke liye interview le rahi hoon.
T:oh! to phir tia apna make up touch up karke aati hai!
A:he bhaggu! tumhe mujhse baat karni ha, lipstick se nahi!
T:WELL PUNK, TIA ITNE CHOTE KAPDE ISILIYE PEHENTI HAI KYUNKI USE APNE PAPPA KE FASHION HOUSE KE LIYE KAPDE BACHANE HOTE HAI!
A:o.. tumhare pappa itne kangaal ho gaye!?
T:WHAT???
A:nothing, nothing
T:waise tum itne punk rockish kapde kyun pehenti ho?
A:kyunki main tum jaisi timbo nahi hoon!!!!
