PhatPhatiyaPost -I want what she has - Page 6

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Aman is the most under utilized handsome man in the show

one of these days... i will die of laughing in front of my PC!!! seriously..!

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This has to be the funniest PPP I have had the honor to read thus far!

I was snickering thoughout the episode after hearing Paro ask for conshumashons! My mouth hit the floor...cvs never fail to surprise me! I just love her thought processes!!

Will Rudra "stand and deliver?" Tune in to find out!

Awesome post SJ. Hilarious as ever. 😆

If this is not enough to make the Paro-brigade, Rudra-brigade and Laila-brigade realize that this is fiction and therefore, infighting is so moot, then I rest my case.

Very well said... 👏

"Touched Rudra's parts. Thrilled to bits"

OMG! SJ. Your PPP's are going to kill me someday. I am going to die of uncontrollable laughing.🤣🤣

Hilarious post again SJ-sa! And yes I did think if you during the Parud conversation and thought yes now I know what will be in PPP tonight!
Of course Paro wants what Laila had - seriously who wouldn't want that? And too right the thin red strung is no longer cutting it for her!
And yes it has been established - laila wants the exclusive rights and love n stuff and Paro wants the action and then it's hello hi bye bye! Well well the Cvs are indeed unpredictable - sacrifice I don 't think so - Paro has found her freedom and this is what this whole serial is actually about!

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

array!! I 've turned you into an insomniac. so ja mere dost, varna kal tired ho jaogay

Originally posted by: incorrigible

OMG a personal reply from THE SJ SA!! *has a phangirl moment and swoons dead away* 🤗

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Maham SJ memsab, apkeliye EK sawal, what is with the sunlight/light when Rudy boy talks to bendini, saying "kuch nahin tha paro", is it to blind us or make us not look at the leads...appka funda kya hai...😃

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Saara weekend nautanki kiya

Post pe Post washte kiya

Rudra ko khambay jaisa khada dekh

usko khoob hate bhi kiya

Laila ko gali diya

Paro ko blame kiya

And it turned out to be nothing but a dream

If this is not enough to make the Paro-brigade, Rudra-brigade and Laila-brigade realize that this is fiction and therefore, infighting is so moot, then I rest my case.

Paro wakes up from her dream feeling slapped like much of the forum feels right now because it wa just a dream. She finds Laila fondling Moonchiya all over and ogling at his best assets. Paro feels a twinge of jealousy and hurt and decides to find out once and for all exactly what and how the two did it for 8 straight years, no details spared.

Paro: I am not your wife, Major sa!

Rudra: Not true, You are my wife.

Paro: No, not in the truest sense of the word

Rudra: Watching you hurt hurts me, so you are my wife

Paro: No, that is not enough

Rudra: Watching you sad makes me sad

Paro: No, that is not enough.

Rudra: I feel for you Paro, all the time

Paro: No, that is not enough

Rudra: I will throw Laila out

Paro, No, that is definitely not enough

Rudra: What do you want, Paro?

Paro: I want what Laila has?

Rudra: Waistline? yours are better

Paro: No! I want what she had for 8 years

Rudra: What?

Paro: Do I have to spell everything out to you, you idiot! I want consumashuns, sax. S.A.X, THAT, yes, THAT! Without which we can play house house for eternity and I'd still not be your wife. Do you understand?

Rudra: Ermm umm cough, ugh!

Paro: Why, I am not good enough for you? It really doesn't matter what we have here, this, this thing we do every morning, i make tea, you drink tea, i make daal, you fart, we do tango,dandiya or look stunned and deaf when RR background plays. It doesn't matter. Unless we do it, consumashunator our marriage, I am not your wife.

Moonchiya is stunned at her belligerent response and immediately decides to google "how to seduce horny virgin wife"

Laila meanwhile has a google history of "How to flirt with a married ex-flame" and has resorted to tweeting her daily successes

today she tweeted "Touched Rudra's parts. Thrilled to bits" - she got 0 retweets and 1 favorite -> herself

Rudra: Paro, ok I googled it, errr, I mean I've thought over it. We will do it.

Paro: Sacchi?

Rudra: yes, we will make it all legitimate

Paro: Oh! So happy! Will I see you in your birthday suit like Laila has?

Rudra: Yes, I will tell you the date and time

Paro: Ok, will we try everything like you did with Laila?

Rudra: If I can remember, yes, and then some

Paro: Oh Major Saab! you are the best! As soon as we do it, I will leave you and disappear from your life. kThanXbye!

What Paro Wants is what Rudra did to Laila for 8 years

Sax with no Emojis

Notables today

Bapusa drank an extremely cold cup of tea

Maithili thinks its "Tie n Die" you tie the clothes and then die in the process

Danveer and Samrat cook 101 failed business plans everyday. Dilsher's retirement fund is about to evaporate

KcM has put her twitchy eyebrows on a much needed vacation

Sumer is down with Dengue fever and no one cares

Aman is the most under utilized handsome man in the show