Posted:
Saara weekend nautanki kiya
Post pe Post washte kiya
Rudra ko khambay jaisa khada dekh
usko khoob hate bhi kiya
Laila ko gali diya
Paro ko blame kiya
And it turned out to be nothing but a dream
If this is not enough to make the Paro-brigade, Rudra-brigade and Laila-brigade realize that this is fiction and therefore, infighting is so moot, then I rest my case.
Paro wakes up from her dream feeling slapped like much of the forum feels right now because it wa just a dream. She finds Laila fondling Moonchiya all over and ogling at his best assets. Paro feels a twinge of jealousy and hurt and decides to find out once and for all exactly what and how the two did it for 8 straight years, no details spared.
Paro: I am not your wife, Major sa!
Rudra: Not true, You are my wife.
Paro: No, not in the truest sense of the word
Rudra: Watching you hurt hurts me, so you are my wife
Paro: No, that is not enough
Rudra: Watching you sad makes me sad
Paro: No, that is not enough.
Rudra: I feel for you Paro, all the time
Paro: No, that is not enough
Rudra: I will throw Laila out
Paro, No, that is definitely not enough
Rudra: What do you want, Paro?
Paro: I want what Laila has?
Rudra: Waistline? yours are better
Paro: No! I want what she had for 8 years
Rudra: What?
Paro: Do I have to spell everything out to you, you idiot! I want consumashuns, sax. S.A.X, THAT, yes, THAT! Without which we can play house house for eternity and I'd still not be your wife. Do you understand?
Rudra: Ermm umm cough, ugh!
Paro: Why, I am not good enough for you? It really doesn't matter what we have here, this, this thing we do every morning, i make tea, you drink tea, i make daal, you fart, we do tango,dandiya or look stunned and deaf when RR background plays. It doesn't matter. Unless we do it, consumashunator our marriage, I am not your wife.
Moonchiya is stunned at her belligerent response and immediately decides to google "how to seduce horny virgin wife"
Laila meanwhile has a google history of "How to flirt with a married ex-flame" and has resorted to tweeting her daily successes
today she tweeted "Touched Rudra's parts. Thrilled to bits" - she got 0 retweets and 1 favorite -> herself
Rudra: Paro, ok I googled it, errr, I mean I've thought over it. We will do it.
Paro: Sacchi?
Rudra: yes, we will make it all legitimate
Paro: Oh! So happy! Will I see you in your birthday suit like Laila has?
Rudra: Yes, I will tell you the date and time
Paro: Ok, will we try everything like you did with Laila?
Rudra: If I can remember, yes, and then some
Paro: Oh Major Saab! you are the best! As soon as we do it, I will leave you and disappear from your life. kThanXbye!
What Paro Wants is what Rudra did to Laila for 8 years
Sax with no Emojis
Notables today
Bapusa drank an extremely cold cup of tea
Maithili thinks its "Tie n Die" you tie the clothes and then die in the process
Danveer and Samrat cook 101 failed business plans everyday. Dilsher's retirement fund is about to evaporate
KcM has put her twitchy eyebrows on a much needed vacation
Sumer is down with Dengue fever and no one cares
Aman is the most under utilized handsome man in the show
CID
