PhatPhatiyaPost - Lovers' Quarrel

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Paro has no sense of humor. She delivers the mar jaathi main tho bhi apko mazaak lagtha biwi wali dialogs, which usually happens after 10+ years of marriage. Moonchiya's real struggle was hiding his inability to spell "Sorry". Once he consulted his trusted Oxford dictionary, he was confident enough to write the word with Pond's Talcum powder.

Milk was the wrong drink to make Paro blabber, Moonchiya. She has gotten the taste for a good champagne. Didn't you notice how one shot of Mimosa got her singing her inner most secrets like a canary? Ab Paro doodh peethi bachi nahi rahi, Major sa.

The exchange between the two newly weds is meant to up the cute factor because CVs know this is how newly weds argue. Moonchiya was genuinely afraid, as Paro noted, that his Moonch would thin along with his hair and he would lose lean muscle mass, if he were the first to say sorry.

Paro strongly believes that her tenuous 7 venomous vows with one extra-venomous vow free, free, free marriage is absolutely legit, sanctioned and approved by strictures and pandits. Therefore, she is keen on upholding the marriage including the lovers quarrel, taking liberties with barely husband and acting like a blushing bride. Never mind that the man was drunk and his vows were anything but sanctimonious.

Sumer seems to be the only man who enjoyed the show of lovers bickering. I like how he frequently forgets whose side he should be on. KakiCumMaasi (KcM) hatches her next devious plan, this time it involves Havaban Harday Hajma Chooran, which induces intense diarrhea.

KcM decides exactly 5 laddoos should do the task and is adamant that even though she wants Moonchiya out of the haveli, he MUST NOT, SHOULD NOT eat the laddoos - because that will be too easy and less TRP generating.

Moonchiya should send Aman to buy bangles, like good old ASR. Rudy seems eager to please his wife, because he is convinced she did not set fire to Bapusas room, and after spending two days with her, he already finds her less beautiful and therefore, less hate-worthy. No other explanation for this volte-face turn coat!!!

My neighbor has a fat black cat that has made it its mission to cross my car path every time i drive out for important errands. If I were to believe in apshaguns, thats the mother of all apshaguns and I would never succesfully complete my errands...on second thoughts, there might be some truth to it.

The bad omens portend a bad day for satyanarayan pooja. Mythili makes note of all the bad omens in the house, spilled panchamrut, broken laddoos, burnt daal, samrat's nose hair in milk, and lizard in neighbors yard. She doesn't know what to do with the list of apshaguns because they are really meant for us viewers to absorb and gasp in horror.



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Posted: 11 years ago
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Arre aj PPP itne jaldi...perfect end to the week!!

The 5 laddoo wala part was hilarious...KCM ne paro ki figure dekhi hai? She really thinks paro will increase her calories intake and eat all 5 laddoos and risk her patli si kamar? How dumb!

Awesome post as usual :D
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Posted: 11 years ago
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lady! u pick up so many points! haha
its hilarious!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie



Moonchiya should send Aman to buy bangles, like good old ASR. Rudy seems eager to please his wife, because he is convinced she did not set fire to Bapusas room, and after spending two days with her, he already finds her less beautiful and therefore, less hate-worthy. No other explanation for this volte-face turn coat!!!



🤣
Superb humorous on time point to the khubsurat syndrom.
Edited by DoryBlue. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious PPP as ever, SJ sa...

What can I say... when I can't stop laughing...
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The bad omens portend a bad day for satyanarayan pooja. Mythili makes note of all the bad omens in the house, spilled panchamrut, broken laddoos, burnt daal, samrat's nose hair in milk, and lizard in neighbors yard. She doesn't know what to do with those apshaguns because they are really meant for us viewers to absorb and gasp in horror.

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Havaban Harday Hajma Chooran, which induces intense diarrhea.

This was so hilarious...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


But SJ, how did you forget about the "50 Shades of Pink" crash course our Bana Sa joined.😆😆

Thank you for the fast and furious hilarious post, SJ.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Main bhi soch rahi thi.

Has familiarity already begun to breed contempt for Moonchiya? Is that why he is no longer disturbed by Paro's khubsoorati and is eager to buy her gulabi churiyan?


Forensics is clearly unheard of in Chandangarh-- even among the BSD and police. No one investigates anything and KcM plots murder the way my Mom decides what to cook for dinner.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Sj, I'm a less beautiful version of Paro. Will Moonchiya be interested in me?!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Awesome!!! But You know what, my neighbor has a black dog, he keeps on coming in my way when I am off to work in the morning, I guess, I never really believed in those apshaguns but now that I think of it, my day goes much better when he crosses my path, wow, point to ponder, these apshaguns (shagun in my case, I think) do happen! Thanks for enlightening yet again an important aspect through your PPPs!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 loved it...
This week was full of "lattoo over each other" and next week is gonna be laddooo...





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Posted: 11 years ago
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OMG 😲 Smriti you turned Pink wow
Congratulations ⭐️ well done
and now off to read your post

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