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Sumer does a full dance on "Palat, thera dhyan kidhar hai, ye thera hero idhar hai". Paro cringes at his crude pelvic thrusts a la Govinda and really prays to Bholenath to make Sumer disappear.
KakiCumMasi KcM, quickly sees her investment portfolio disappear, faster than Goldman Sachs, as she sees her rascal of a son ready to marry the chit of a girl for a bargain of just Rs 13 lakhs. She had hoped to reap a good 1cr or more simply on his looks because she knew if Sumer opened his mouth his net worth would drop down to Rs 1.
Sumer is such a cutie. He is thinking he got the Fridge free with the mixie. But he winces when he sees Paro crying and decides to market himself to her
Sumer: Paro, meri honay wali lugai, My dil is Burj Khalifa of all dils, it has both luxury and regular apartments, it even has corporate offices. You choose where you want to live. You can even be the CEO of my heart. ok?
Paro thinking: Will he tickle me just as nicely as Moonchiya's moonch? Will he angry me like Moonchiya? Will he drag me around the house by my wrist? Nahi, nahi, nahi. Mein yeh shadi nahi karoongi.
Sumer: My hair is real too, it not a wig. It may not fluff or flip like Rudra's but i can use Dabur Amla Tel. Oh, I can grow a moonch too
All Paro wanted was a simple consumashuns and five six children. Haili Mhari Sun le Ramji, what a mess has she put herself in.
Moonchiya scolds Aman how much he hates having the girl in the house becuase he cannot control his runaway feelings for her. Aman advices Moonchiya to take cold showers and Pudin Hara to calm his Hulchul over and below the waist.
Thoroughly useless Gundi, that devyani the arsonist! Which self respecting Arsonist discards her dupatta conveniently in the courtyard of the house after setting fire? Mythili is a pukki chaloo cheez ok. It takes her exactly 10 secs to put two and two together and realize KcM is the real Gundi. Did you guys notice Mythili's assertive conversations with Paro? If you dont want to marry Sumer, then you must ask yourself what you want to do?
Obviously, Paro wants to work as Investment Banker with JP Morgan Chase Bank but that is not happening, is it? So what are her options really, she bhai-zoned Aman, she does not think Sumer can perform, that leaves the only eligible bachelor, Rudra. But Paro baisa, the innocent virgin that she is, wonders what she wants to do after all with her life, if not marry Sumer. Just then, a breeze blows, because the breeze is the only way Paro knows she has Kuch Kuch hotha hai. Moonchiya is afraid to lose Paro, see, how he never misses an opportunity to lunge forward and grab her wrist. Like she is incapable of following simple instructions.
So the big big 15 year old mystery is solved for Paro. Rudra is the boy to whom she gave her prized doll. Rudra snatches the doll from her and almost has an out of body experience when he talks about what that doll does to him.
Rudra: This is no ordinary doll Paro. No. This doll, this doll, this doll, is ah! this doll is just, you know, what do i say.
Paro: Mein jo Poori ki Poori Live Doll tumharay saamnay khadi hoon, nahi dikhayi detha
Rudra: But see, you are beautiful. this doll is ugly with ugly painted face. So she is Pure, Sweet, Immaculate, Virginal.
Paro: Virginal? are you sure?
Rudra: shut up, let me concentrate. Yes, here is your wedding trousseau
Paro: I'd rather die than be forced into the same stinky Shadi ka Joda. At least, get it dry cleaned first.
Rudra: hain??
Was anyone else rattled that Rudra played with dolls as a kid?
Was anyone else rattled that RangRasiya believes in Recycle Reuse whether its the concept of Shaadi or Shaaid ka Joda and might force Paro into the same Joda?
Was anyone else rattled by the third attempt at Shaadi?
Heck, I am tempted to do a second shaadi out of sheer frustration of failed shaadi's in the show.
Tomorrow: Paro proposes, Rudra constipates
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
