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Posted: 11 years ago
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Gaur se dekhiye iss aadmi ko...

Ye vahi shkhas hai jisne aajkal apni harkaton se tehalka macha rakha hai.Isi k karan aajkal MAAein apni kitchen set se naya TEA set nikalne se katrane lagi hai.JI haan dosto. ye vahi shkhas hai jisne Apni chai k cup todne ki harkaton se duniya ko khaufzada kiya hai. AAj RR forum par hum Lekar aaye hai iski exclusive report.
{He is the same person who has created the chaos now a days. Beacause of him mothers are hesitating of bringing new tea sets from kitchen. yes my friends he is the person who has scared the world by his activity of broking the cup.we are presenting exclusive report on this forum.}
Chai bananevali maaein Saavdhan ho jaye.. Kyuki aapki mamtabhari ek chai ki pyali Khtrein me hai. Ye 'Cup todu' aapse aapki Teaset ka ek Cup chin sakta hai. Isne 3 mahine me kai cup tode hai aur bohot chai barbaad ki hai..
{Moms..beware.. your Cup of Tea is in dangeour. This 'Cup todu' can snatch your cup from teaset for forever. he has broken many cups in three months}

Lekin aakhir aisa kya hua jo isse iss tarah k Gunaah karne pade. Iski aaj RR forum news ne puri taftish(invetigation) ki hai. aayie hum aur aap jante hai iske piche ki vajah.
{But What is the reason behind this crime. WHy he is forced to do it. RR forum news has completed its invetigation. Lets see the reason behind this}
Apne aap ko Rudra Pratap ranawat kehne vala ye shkhas ek jabaaz BSD officer hai. Apne Din bhar ki Kadi training k baad Jab ye Ghar aata hai to Ek Normal insaan ki tarah ye bhi Ek cup chai ki ummed krta hai. Lekin.. Badle me use kya milta hai? ?Kya Rudra yahi chahta tha? kya use cup todne me maja aata hai? sawal kai sare hai. aapko kya lagta hai. kya hai vajah??
{person known as Rudra Prtap ranawat is a brave BSD officer. after a hard working hours,he expects a cup of tea in evening like a normal man but what he gets in return?does rudra want this? does he enjoy his cup broking activity? questions are many. what do you think what is reason?}

Ji haan aapne bilkul sahi socha. ISki vajah hai ye Aurat jo btati hai ki uski pohoch mausam vibhag tak hai. Har baar chai pine k waqt pe ye apni mausam vibhag ki jankari lekar Rudra k pass pohoch jati hai. Lekin Rudra in chetavani ko pacha(digest) nahi pata aur ek aam aadmi ki tara ise bhi mausam vibhag par gussa aa jata hai aur vo garam chai ki pyali iss aurat pe fekna chahta hai. Par apni bhavnao pe kabu rakhkar ye chai aur cup jameen par fek deta hai.

{yes you are absolutely Right. this woman is the reason who says that her refrence is upto wather forecast departent. Every time she reaches to Rudra with her weather forecast at his teatime. And just like a norman human being rudra can not digest her forecasts and wants to throw hot cup and tea on her face. but by controling his emotions he throws it on fursh}

We talked to head of PH Saurabh Tiwari who said"we can not afford the Dinner time Chaos Everytime beacause of low budget. So We have came to conclusion that we will break a China cup everytime which costs 10 Rs. instead of breaking a Plate which costs 40 to 50 Rs. Per plate."


On asking of question that When Rudra will get a cup of tea he said. "see we are trying hard for this but somehow story is not allowing me to do so as Rudra is Sad and in state of shock. He can drink 'daru' he can drink water he can eat dinner also but For tea you have to wait mr Ranawat."

Toh Dekha aapne kiss tarah se production house ne apne kam budget k karan Rudra ko bina Dudh ki chai{black tea} pilayi hai jise Rudra ne piya to kya dekha bhi nahi hai. Kya lagta hai aapko kab milegi Rudra ko chai? Kab rukega ye cup todne ka silsila? Apne Jawab hume Jarur bheje. Our news channel is open for every kind of replys. Bashers as well as praisers are Welcome😳 Drop your Reply. and Hit like.😃
Hope this tea was not awful.😆 And you liked our report.🤣
Diya😳
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Edited by ..Diya.. - 11 years ago


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Posted: 11 years ago
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"to break plates is not rudra's cup of tea"...🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Mast report tha Diya 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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wow what commentary!... superb... great report.
my thought

ab chai thab jab Rudra apne new recruit Gauri se kehege... -

Bas!...Ja!... mere aage peeche ghumana bandh kar!... thak gaya hoon, mujhe sab ghumtha dekh raha hai thaare iss ghumane se...Ja...chai leke aa!


chai jab aayee... Rudra banna ne kalai mein dekha R...so chai ka cup phir gaya tapak
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Lolz...funny post but very true..ohh when will cup breaking silsila end n poor moonchiya get his tea?😕
I actually can dedicate the much sung title song of PaRud to the frequently seperated cup-plate. Imagine the pair of cup plate singing...

"Ye bhi hai kuch adha adha..
"Woh bhi rahe adhoori.."
"Itne kyu ye cup plate tute hai"
"Aisi kya majboori"
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Posted: 11 years ago
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OMG you are so funny 😆😆😆😆.Janab app ki creativity ko mera salaam 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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You know,i read this report in the voice of that kamlesh khabri from the show that cannot be named,the one who said chicks were dropping into the laps of rich dudes like ripe mangoes😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: stp007

You know,i read this report in the voice of that kamlesh khabri from the show that cannot be named,the one who said chicks were dropping into the laps of rich dudes like ripe mangoes😆

you are on right track. this report was inspired by non other than epic kamlesh khbri😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ..Diya..

you are on right track. this report was inspired by non other than epic kamlesh khbri😆

EXACTLY! ..especially that .. "gaur se dekhiye iss ladke ko " 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ..Diya..

you are on right track. this report was inspired by non other than epic kamlesh khbri😆


Saachiii bhaisa jieee... Kamlesh khabri was so hilarious... i can still remember her antics to the news...where is she???... kahan gayee wo chulbuli natkat muskurathi hui wo????... sorry wrong forum i guess for this!!!!!

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