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A Q&A with Thakur Param Singh Tejawat
Thakur sa laughs hysterically: Paro baisa, how many failed weddings will it take for you to understand, marriage, consumashuns etc is overrated.
Q. What is that, Thakur sa?
A. A gun, silly girl. I will kill you.
Q. Why thakursa?
A. Because you don't know anything.
Q. But I don't know anything, i didn't sign anything, then why kill me?
A. Because you will know everything in a minute. I am about to explain it all
Q. Nahi! Please thakursa, nanananananalalalalalala I don't want to hear it.
A. That is not even a question
Q. Was my wedding buffet dinner a sham?
A. As sham as your fake jewelry, baisa.
Q. Did Varun sa love me?
A. He loved guns more, and money even more.
Q. Who were those barathis?
A. Got them hired for Rs 20 per hour at Pushkar Mela
Q. Was I a fool to plan Varun's home renovation?
A. Yes, he was planning on donating you to the locals, like Nandini baisa was.
Q. Nandu was sold? Why thakursa why?
A. I don't know. Next time, i will push them into croc pool instead, like Bindi baisa was
Q. Bindi baisa was killed by you?
A. No, technically by a crocodile.
Q. What did she see?
A. A Whole Lotta Guns.
Q. Gasp! Tell me who killed my parents?
A. Are you stupid or are you stupid?
Q. Nahi!! Rudra was right. you are no Nine Inch walay!
A. SHUT UP! nanananananalalalalalala I don't want to hear it.
Q. Why are you a traitor, Thakursa?
A. Had to do something with life.
Q. Couldn't you have been a Doctor or Engineer like any good desi?
A. Nope, too boring.
Q. Why tell me all this, I am a nobody?
A. Look, if i don't confess every last crime right here, I can't sleep. And you know Thakurain, she is all googoo eyed in the bedroom.
Q. Do you know what I plan to do?
A. Whatever it is, it can't be better than me pointing a gun at you. So if you Q&A is done, shall I give it you on your head.
Q. No thakursa, I am going to throw Mirch on you, and dump them into your jodhpurs, making sure your vansh and parampara end right here. I will then use my Danda Trick to hit you too. An by god, this time I won't be left one full month in this stinking bridal attire, so I will ask BSD walas to give me new clothes pronto, as a condition to giving press conference. Rudra ji knows my dimensions 34A, 24 and 36. And then I will go back to my Rangrasiya for some real wedding and consumashuns.
PAro hits Thakursa at that last straw of insult.
