PhatPhatiya Post - Valentine's Day Gift

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Moonchiya has sensational news about Sarhad Par Exported Brides.
Moonchiya: Those girls don't walk around in designer clothes. in fact they are in fl
Paro: Shhh! Na na na i can't hear you! And because you are a callous man, I retract the apology for something you did that no one remembers. Boo!

Mythili has planned a special Valentine's Day gift for the entire family. She asks everyone to fasten their seat belts hold on to their Pajamas for she has a sensational news of her own. Everyone's shocked and waits with bated breaths.

Danny boy breaks the silence: Samrat is gay! That's what you are trying to tell, I knew it! I knew it! Mohini I told you not to dress that baby in pink frocks! O Lord!
Samrat: No, I am not! Tell them!
KCM : Shut up! You are infertile, right?
Sumer: Bhaiyya has an affair?
Sunehri: No! Bhabhi sa is having an online affair with Hrithik Roshan!
Sumer: I have announcement to make too
Sunehri: Is it about that magazine, shit! Sorry!
Danny Boy: Sumer, you are transgender? Oh, double No!
KCM: Not now, Sumer! And you old man, take hold of yourself!
Dilsher: Calm down people! Let her get her word in.
Moonchiya sits there grinding his teeth: I did not sign up for this drama!

Paro nods encouraging Mythili to spill the beans before the Vodka shots she took to muster some courage wears off.

Mythili: Maaji sa, please see this catalog of children's selection. Its just as easy as choosing the right color of paint for your room. In fact, I like the one that especially looks like my pathi paremeswar. And what a coincidence, the baby was born exactly nine months after he returned from Jaipur.

KCM: shut up! you imbecile moron!
Paro: How dare you? I am adopted, whats wrong with me. I am fine, see? *twirls in her ghaghra to sumer's delight*
KCM: Don't angry me you pygmie, chit of a girl!
Paro: God wants to match children with parents. Whats wrong with that? In fact, the nice catalog of children makes it so easy!
KCM: Hold your tongue, before I chop it off
Paro: Right, I am not done here! Let me count the number of ways this is good for you...A.) ...
Rudra's mind is doing somersaults: Bedroom mein bhi bhashan degi kya?

Rudra doesn't miss the golden opportunity to hold Paro's hand. He glares at her to not interfere, after all, there are not here on a social agenda. They are here for a very specific agenda of consumashuns, focus focus. Dilsher knew he made the right choice in announcing Paro as his DIL. She holds such high ideals, while her ideals are slowly beginning to stir parts of Moonchiya

KCM prepares her ring to land a nice slap on Paro's face. Moonchiya's superman skills speedily place him in the trajectory of the slap and leaves another cut on his face. Its a very needed cut - to implement Body-O Paro next week.

And that my friends is KCM's true valentine's day gift to Rudra


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Seriousiya Note-

Infertility, child adoption, inability to have children are emotionally gut wrenching issues for any couple who wants to conceive a child. I would never trivialize the seriousness of the issue because I know from friends and family, how painful that experience can be. I appreciate the fact that the makers have chosen to bring this subject up in the show, as much as it is out of context for the premise, because it brings forth conversations and discussions about adoption. I do take exception to the child "selection" process a bit, but I would not sit judgment on anyone because I can't pretend to know the angst unless I walk a mile in their shoes.

The post is not intended to hurt anyone's sentiments. If it did, let me know, I will remove it.
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TheMogambo thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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aaj bhi first...bahut kuss huhn main...😃

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SJ 😃 (the precap was our VD gift...sort of came like..."Come on !...just take it...enjoy"

Dilsher ...👏 Provided good food, this man is improving day by day...

Sunehri...goes to college.😲...

Samrat...seriously performance anxiety...he just elopes whenever mythili comes near him...😡

Ek choti si scratch ke liye...one bowl of turmeric paste...did she intend to apply it all over 😉

I had lots in mind but the precap screwed and I am waiting for Monday



(ps: SJ, lubbed ur note at the end...Paro's dialogues were too good and apt...and I could relate to it so well since I too live with my foster parents...great dialogues...👏)
Edited by TheMogambo - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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good one SJ.Happy valentine's Day to you and Ranawat Family.
I also love the fact that Our R is finding it easier and easier to hold on to Paro now.

Holding hands whenever he sees her --unwilling attraction.

Twirling ghagra much to Sumer's delight...I can see Sumer's face inside out like Tom and Jerry.

Have a great weekend SJ.see you next week.stay warm.

YOur note about adoption is well written.good job.
Edited by DN2012 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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So today's epi was brilliant in that KcM (the actress) excelled i was holding that breath for a slap when i knew thanx to yesterdays precap that it whas Rudra who would land it...
as far as the rest of the epi that was mostly shot at the dining table i am sure the the set technicians were happy and happy valentines to them cos they can go home early...

the logic of the whole thing ...well realistically there was plenty that fell short and story telling took a leap...
Paro I shall never get...


and on the issue of Adoption as you say it is sensitive and each has a right to an opinion cos the story does not end at just adopting the child its a life long raising and all the trials of that. There is no right and wrong regressive or progressive thought...
its painful and solutions lie with each family ...

in terms of portrayal I think Kaaki remained in character and i quite expected that from her...

Edited by CravingKhana - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Can we please have a meal without upsetting everyone like this? I can't remember the last time they had something to eat. It cannot be good for Paro to continuously not eat-- she faints at the drop of a hat as it is.
Those rings should be illegal. Or at least slapping people while wearing them should be.
At this rate, Ruds is going to end up with more scars than face.
That chaand sa face. M petishun.

Seriously though, KCM was TERRIFYING. I could FEEL my BP rising. What superlative acting.

I have a kostin.
How come Mohini's 'don't refute your husband rule' doesn't apply to herself?

I think what she REALLY needs is one of them 80's Padmini Kohlapure-type DIL's who take no shit and would catch her arm mid-slap.

I actually like Sumer. Sometimes. Rarely. But for him to win my undying loyalty, he needs to change his wardrobe. And his haircut. And his lecherous ways.


Uff, Rudra, just take Paro back to the desert ya. This place is getting too intense to handle.
Edited by Semanti - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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It was a nice of you to put the "note" on the bottom of your post.
But by know everyone should know PhatPhatiya is known as comic posts.

as always thanks for the laugh!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I think Paro would never have reacted so much if Kaki didn't insult the institution of adoption. But her long speech. It was totally OTT, and at one point I was hoping Rudra would just get up and drag her away. But he had to take that slap for her. Otherwise, TRP mata khush kaise hovengi. I just hope all the drama was worth it, and that it shows in the TRP meter.
About Nandini- Paro is like the pigeon who believed that the cat wouldn't see it if it closed it's eyes. On the other hand, Paro has a deep mistrust of BSD, and she probably thinks he is making up the story so she says something against the Thakur.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I felt bad for rudra.. And for us too.. On valentine day.. Audiences get to see some sweet romance.. Here we got masala kaki''s slap ... Rudra protected her.. Well it's good ..nither how we would have got precap.. Haye can't wait for Monday... Paro was outstanding today .. Loved sanz acting
Edited by _SONA_ - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Loved the serious wala note more than PP today. You said everything I would have wanted to say, thanks.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Humne episode nahi dekha. Only read the WU.
But, but, but.

Monday seems to be 'bedwa pe cricketwa' day, hai na?

I am in. Over and out. 😆

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