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A pertinent question swirls in our minds.
Where is Rukmini when you need her. Somehow an AR Rehman song keeps playing in my head
"Rukmini, Rukmini, shaadi ke baad kya kya hua
Kaun hara, kaun jeetha
Khidki mein se dekho zara"
Rukmini looked and rest is history.
Rukmini did Visa fraud. Since she has no diplomatic immunity, she is serving time in the cell next to Paro
She found Moonchiya's Patriotic performance so compelling, she joined an army training camp.
She found Rudramini on BSD campus. She is busy hyperventilating with him on trees, flowers, hospitals and bushes.
She prefers the comforts of Thakur sa's 5 star garden over the Sarhad par hotels.
She OD'ed on her anti-aging, wrinkle-erasing steroids
She is flat on her back, wasted on Bhang, from post wedding celebrations
She has moved to mumbai, the desert heat and lack of hip nightclubs in Birpur got to her
She prefers Eric Northman's fangs
She is depressed about global warming, moping in a bar
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