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@TweetOfGod "Why do People pray to me - Give us this day our Daily Bread Paro & Rudra..."
@TweetOfGod "Why do People pray to me - Lead us not to temptation, unless its Rudra's bedroom"
@NirupaRoy - "Paro Bitiya, good job crying. you outdid even me! #YaadonKiBarath #CryingIsMyHobby"
@AamirKhan "Phatphatiya is a nice touch, like my Dhoom3. Kahin se ghusta hai aur kahin aur se nikaltha hai. But #HeroHonda sucks #ILoveMyBMWBike #SatyamevJayate"
@PriyankaChopra "Sexy Hips...Don't lie, Paro, tell me na, tell me please, the secret of your sexy hips? #TakeAWild #Guess"
@SonakshiSinha "Paro, Have fun with the Moonch, my love. You will come to enjoy them. I promise, #PandayJiDoesBestGudgudi"
@AnushkaAgarwal "Try my solution to all problems paro. Grin and Bare your bikini body-shoddy! #WattageSmile #SolveAllProblems
@DeepikaPadukone "Take up badminton. buy the best shuttlecock. #RanbirKa-MallYa-RanvirKa"
@SonamKapoor "Let me say something nasty because I can, I don't like to act like something I am not. Paro dear, you need to change your clothes. #BuyDesignerClothes #ZeroActingIsMyBestTalent"
@KareenaKapoor "Listen Paro, don't loose heart. These sexy muscular men are really mush inside. If you got it, flaunt it. he will come around. #BegumSahibaHasSpoken #SaifMuscles #SaifSax"
@AishwaryaRai "Since Abhishek has stopped going to the gym, I will get you free membership at Talwalkars. Cheer up, girl"
@KatrinaKaif "Whatever you do, dear, do not, i repeat, do not go on a vacation with him and do not, in any event, pack a bikini . # MakePapadOfPaparazzi"
Tweets to "@ThakurNineInchWalay"
@Gabbar "Yaad rakhoonga tere designer kapde yaad rakoonga, aisa koi pant nahi jo Gabbar ko bees saal band rakhay."
@Gabbar " jis din mein Gandi-pants se bhaag nikla, Thakur, bahut pachthaoga"
@Gabbar " kaisa phadphada raha hai saala, de jithini gaali deni hai, aaj thum chillao mein tamasa dekhoonga"
@Gabbar "koi aakhri kwais thakur? Limca, Fanta, Coca Cola wagairah?"
@Gabbar "bhauth jaan hai there Dejigner Kapdon mein, yeh pant humko de Thakur, Yeh Pant Humko De Deee"
"@ThakurNineInchWalay Blocks @Gabbar"
@KesariyaVilayati (Gulshan Grover) "Thakur sa, #BadBoy You have something I didn't...You have Dimples. #Envy"
@ThakurNineInchWalay Favorites it
@PremChopra "Ranawat, Prem naam hai mera, but my brand name is ruined by stupid real men trying it on real women. #NoMoreRapists #DimplesAreEquallyDeadly"
Tweets to @RudraDeDanaDanMoonchiya
@ArnavSingRaizada "Why didn't anyone tell me about Moonch?"
@SrBachchan (AmitabhBacchan) "T 6969 - Angry young man Rudra, Kudos! Good Ma Complex and good Anger Management issues. But never ask the girl to look you in the eye. #DangerousIshq"
@RanbirKapoor "Listen man, I respect those Moonch. Do you think I will look good in them?"
@ArjunKapoor "Konsi Protein shake?"
@HrithikRoshan "Don't disempower your fangirls with raw sexism, Rudra #DifficultRoadAhead"
@AmolPalekar "Mmmain kya boloon. Rudra is baday aadmi but I am Aam Aadmi Party #SizeDoesNotMatter #MoonchMunda #WatchGolMaal"
@BeingSalmanKhan "Who copy-maro Dabangg Moonch, Dhai Kilo ka Haath and uniform? #ChulbulPanday # IsASecretForumTroll"
@ShatrughanSinha "Its all in the moustache, my son, all in the moustache. #MoonchIsSexy # I KnowWhatMyMoonchDidLast Summer # SarhadParReenaRoy #SupportMoonchMovement"
@AamirKhan "Phatphatiya is a nice touch, like my Dhoom3. Kahin se ghusta hai aur kahin aur se nikaltha hai. But #HeroHonda sucks #ILoveMyBMWBike #SatyamevJayate"
@ShahrukhKhan "Dekho, Rudra, make sure your heroine is 20 years younger than you, always. #LungiRules #ChennaiExpressesRegret"
@SaifAliKhan "What Begum said. #NawabOfFootLong-di"
Your contributions
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@Garam Dharam Kutte kamine @RudraDeDanaDanMoonchiya saara khoon akele hi pee gaya! #BloodiskeyUntamebleSince'69
@LailaKiCholiMeinKyaHai Paro bai sa duniya mein bas teen type ke marad hote hain "upar waale , neeche waale ya beech waale" #64dayscourseon69postions
@LaalooPrasadYaydude Consummashum Consummashum keh keh ke hum nau thoo bachha paida kar chuke aur tum sasoora ek Bill paas kara nahi paaye! #jansankhaya apmaan hai #bill ke liye contraception ka balidaan haiNaach_Basanti
@Nityananda- Consummashun is the secret of my energy and very soon Rudra & Paro's energy too.
@Takursa it is longer by 2 inches when compared to Rudra's. I meant my mooch, you gutter minded pplz.
@(S)Expedia.com due to huge demand for tickets to Birpur, we are now offering discounts for India forum customers.
@BeinginHumansalman- @ImSRK & I will becum frendz when Rudra & paro will consummate.
Bagwati.
@AlokNath: kanyadaan mujhse karwaate tou first night to ho hi jaati
sweetly_sour
@AnnaHazare I request the horny people of IF to continue this twitter kranti
# PassTheConsummashumBill I give my full support to # SJ'sToFastOntoDeath
_DarkLady_
@Charles Darwin :: @ThakurNineInchWaley Its Survival of the fittest not the Longest. #Don't Underestimate The Common Of A Power Man
