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eveline

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Posted: 11 years ago

#11

🤣..where oh where do you get this nonsense of humor from??

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dmg2c

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Posted: 11 years ago

#12

🤣🤣🤣

No no no no no...i like fauji sa's hair...next week he will need a haircut though .

to sound terribly cruel, i am all for Varun sa to cop it now. Let the damn story move on, man!!

Yahan bhi Aman is cuteee...i like him more and more. And I am getting more than concerned for his safety.

Awesome post as usual!!👏

Edited by dmg2c - 11 years ago

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-MIMOSA-

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Posted: 11 years ago

#13

Phenomenal post as usual...👏 / 😆 / 🤣

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sweetly_sour

@sweetly_sour

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#14

Yahan-Bhi-Aman and Rudra will next time recruit IF's crazy creative Photoshopers to create a fool-proof fake search warrant.

But this time warrant will be on the Pajamas of Thakur-sa to put an end to his bogus claims of Thakur-sa being the 9 inch waley and prove it to the Goanwaley that he is just a mortal as them, a mere minuscule Dedh inch wala.

Thakur sa who has by now mugged up the whole book of Kamasutra, is in a hurry to shoo away the freeloading Baraaties, while his Dedh Inchiya is itching to get some action with Thakurayan sa and practice some KM unconventional moves with Thakurayan-sa.

But the Chipku Paro-sa is reluctant to leave the haveli this soon.

Paro-sa: Where is Bindudi??

An irritated Thakur sa announces: Bindi had been kidnapped by the "They-Who-Cannot-Be-Named"

Paro-sa: Crap!! She owes me 2 Kachhi Imli ke bootey and Namak alag se! Now who is going to repay me my udhaar.

Thakur-Sa- *still trying to hide his tiny boner under the Kurta* : Don't worry I'll handle it, I'll send you a Sandook bhar ke Imli and a Bag full of Iodized Namak. Just go now!

Paro-sa: Wait! Where is Rukmini ji, I'll never get to meet her again if I cross the border, what if they shoot her down if she flies in the No-Fly Zone??

An exasperated Thakur-sa: Don't worry I'll handle it too, I'll get her a ticket and Visa clearance, everything will be taken care of, just go already!!

Paro-sa: But Thakur sa, what about the creaking window of my Mami...

Thakur-sa gags Paro to prevent her from speaking more and pushes Paro and Varun-sa out of the backdoor and finally gets some cozy time his Dedh Inchiya and Thakurayan-sa.

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GodhuliLogon

@GodhuliLogon

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Posted: 11 years ago

#15

😊 😃 😆 🤣 all sorts of emotion

Edited by GodhuliLogon - 11 years ago

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Michmichi

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Posted: 11 years ago

#16

🤣 SJ you are amazing😊

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 11 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: Semanti
*sigh*
I agree. Rudra (already) needs a haircut. What IS it with men and their disinclination to shave/cut hair? Ok fine, a little stubble is sexy. Floppy hair that competes with mine is not.

Thakursa and Birpur-walon ki favourite game is Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?
ThakurSa- I think the BSD stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Gaonwalon- HAW NO!
ThakurSa- While they were at it, they kidnapped Bindi, destroyed a few homes, ate all the dal baati, and kicked a puppy.
Gaonwalon- THOSE MONSTERS! THEY ATE ALL THE DAL BAATI.
ThakurSa- Worry not, I'll fix it all. I will order more for everyone.

Man, their priorities and gullibility both make me shake my head.

Also, just how many guns and how much cash have they been packing? They've been at it ALL day!

I have a kostin about Raja Thakur's age. Just how old IS he?
He sorta implied to Bindi the other day that the Indian govt had stripped him of his official title and now he's telling Aman that he's been wearing a turban since Aman's been in diapers? Bahut conphushion. If he turns out to be a vampire, Imma cry.

Between the fast forward shaadi and Paro's tears, I made one notable disovery! OUR LEAD MAN HAS A BACKGROUND SCORE.

This is very very very important. It tells us when shit will go down on the show. Hear that music and you know that Rudra's going to appear on his bike and bust a few gun-smuggling rackets while curling his moustache. He may also deign to save Paro's honour from random people.

But it's next week I'm waiting to see. Much intense.

Raja Thakur is tortured by the spirit of his ancestors who remind him of the stripping...of title.

Those darn Aathma's wont let him forget his sordid past or his size.

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#18

Originally posted by: Storybrooke
A haircut so soon? I am loving Rudra's hair at the moment...it flies in the fake generated wind perfectly. And lands perfectly too...even better than Paro's😆😆

Imagine Paro sa giving him a haircut ... in a bikini!!! 😉

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#19

Originally posted by: eveline
🤣..where oh where do you get this nonsense of humor from??

hi eveilne 🤗

good to see you again!!

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: dmg2c
🤣🤣🤣
No no no no no...i like fauji sa's hair...next week he will need a haircut though .

to sound terribly cruel, i am all for Varun sa to cop it now. Let the damn story move on, man!!

Yahan bhi Aman is cuteee...i like him more and more. And I am getting more than concerned for his safety.

Awesome post as usual!!👏

I like Yahan-Bhi-Aman. He is a nice trusty sidekick to Moonchiya Pehelwan. I wish he comes a good dewar sa for Paro