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Paro is in a real dilemma. She bawls her heart out because she has a truckload of things to finish before she can marry.
Things like organizing Mamiji's Health Insurance and Retirement benefits
Things like automatic Bank Transfer of Mamiji's Pension to her checking account for Home Mortgage Payments.
Things like Mamiji's Dental Check up and setting date for her Bypass Heart Surgery
So many important things to do, but alas so little time
But Paro sa has the right priority in mind - its better to focus on mamiji's cushion design so her derriere can get the much needed rest on a cross stitched design of rose bush.
Panditji decides to go fast and furious with his mantras. The Wedding in Fast-Forward is really essential. Even if thakur sa' cover is blown. While the future love of his life is getting married, what does Rudra do? He watches something on his computer late night - Laila's live home video feed!! Very bad.
Yahan-Bhi-Aman: Mister Thakur.
That ticks Thakur sa off. like really bad.
Thakur sa thunders: Don't call me Mister! I am no Mister! Yahan ke log mujhe samman se "Raja Thakur 9 inch Walay" kehthay hain
Yahan-Bhi-Aman: really now! 9 inches? Aren't you exaggerating?
Thakusa: You Diaper wala officer. R.E.S.P.E.C.T
Yahan-Bhi-Aman: Ok ok, Raja Thakur 9 inch walay! We have a search warrant for you.
Thakursa: This one is fake. I know fake search warrants like Arvind Kejriwal knows corruption. I've seen it on Google
Yahan-Bhi-Aman: Ok, it was a worth a try.
Thakursa: I've been doing internet searches from the time you were in diapers, you Diaper-Wala BSD Officer! Don't try to fool me. I even know how to do Facebook and will be Tweeting soon. I post my selfies too. Bah!
Yahan-Bhi-Aman calls Rudra and they decide next time they will do a better fake search warrant by using Adobe Photoshop.
Paro sa is so lost in her thoughts, she throws the entire rice bag behind her, landing the rice bag on mamiji, spraining her neck. Paro is distraught that Bindudi decided to elope with her Styrofoam Crocodile at such a crucial moment of her life.
Varun sa would have preferred more curtains for the Camel Driven Chariot so he can begin the process of Consumashun on the way to "sarhad par". The nndulating ride would certainly make things easier.
Now Yahan-Bhi-Aman abandons fake warrant for a fake Camel rider guise. The burlap material of the Chador was itchy like crazy! He only wishes his hairspray will retain his fantastic hairdo, which Rudra even complimented him on.
Shoot out at Birpur has been postponed to next week.
We will see All India and "Sarhad Par" Congregation at Pushkar Mela/Fair next week, where Rudra will try the Shooting booth to win his favorite doll.
After that he has booked a haircut appointment with his favorite hairdresser.
I think Rudra definitely needs a haircut or his bangs would soon compete with Paro's bangs.
