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juhi jain

@jingjing

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Posted: 17 years ago

#311

Sailor's logic!
A Captain asked a sailor, "Where did your father die?"
"He drowned at sea."
"And your grandfather?"
"At sea too."
"Aren't you afraid of the sea?"
The sailor retorted, "Sir, where did your father die?" "In bed."
"And your grandfather?"
"In bed too."
"Sir, aren't you afraid to go to bed every night where your father and grandfather died?" 😊

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

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Posted: 17 years ago

#312

Whats in name?
Customer: "Waiter! I asked for Alu Paratha but I find no potatoes in it!"
Waiter: "What's in a name Sir! If you ask for Kashmiri Pulav, will you expect to find Kashmir in it?" 😆😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

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Posted: 17 years ago

#313

Originally posted by: rajnish_here
Thanks rupali di samiksha di and juhi. enjoyed a lot reading ur post😃

U are welcome rajnish bhaiya...............Plz do post ur Stuff sooooon

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

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Posted: 17 years ago

#314

Matter of faith...
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don t want to go out there. It s dark!"
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don t have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He ll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he is out there?"
"Yes, I m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you re out there, would you please hand me the broom?"

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rajnish kumar

@_rajnish_

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Posted: 17 years ago

#315

juhi tum hasa hasa kar pagal kar dogi😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#316

War is War

Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 80-year-old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded.

The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."

"War is War, bring us the food!"

So he gives his last morsel of food.

"Bring us some wine!"

"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"

"War is War, bring us the wine!"

So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.

"Now, bring us a woman!"

"But everyone has left the village. The only female here is my 80 year old grandmother!!"

"War is War, bring her to us!"

The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"

Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!"😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#317

Last name

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "😆😆😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

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Posted: 17 years ago

#318

Originally posted by: rajnish_here
juhi tum hasa hasa kar pagal kar dogi😆

Well............That is my only intention😉😆😆😆😆😉Hainnnnn................hainnnnnnnnnnnn😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#319

Father's ashes
During their first date, the guy goes to the girl's house, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to get them a drink, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in with the drinks.
Holding up the vase, he asks "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there ..."
He goes, "Oooh ... I ... I didn't know your father ..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."😉😉