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Samiksha Birla

@Savi13

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#301

Age of drinks -1-3 milk

3-8 cerelac

9-13 horlicks

14-25 beer

26-40 wiisky

41-60 tonics

n after that anytime Ganaga Jal....

rupa di very inspiring msgs... spl.... friends wala.... thats why i keep buzzing my friends.... and keep reminding them..... Hello Guys....i exist... in this world still now

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Samiksha Birla

@Savi13

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#302

Two butterflies were in love........ .

One day, they decided to play Hide n Seek.......

During the play.....

Boy Butterfly - "A small game within us"

Girl Butterfly - "OK"

Boy Butterfly - "The one who sits in this flower tomorrow early in the morning..... that one loves the other one more....."

Girl Butterfly - "OK"

Next morning, the boy butterfly waits for the flower to open so that he can sit before the girl butterfly does......

Finally, the flower opened.....

What did he see.....???? ?........

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The girl butterfly had died inside the flower.....

She stayed there all night......so that early in the morning..... .as soon as she sees him.......she can fly to him and tell him how much she loved him........

This is true LOVE....

Life is LOVE.......

LIVING MIGHT MEAN TAKING CHANCES, BUT THEY ARE WORTH TAKING......
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT ITS WORTH MAKING...... ..

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#303

Originally posted by: rupalip
Inspiring LInes:
Born with personality is an accident but dying as a personality is an achievement

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#304

Originally posted by: rupalip
When God leads You to the Edge of the Cliff, Trust Him fully and Let Go, Only One of Two Things will happen,
Either He'll catch You When You Fall, Or He'll teach You How to Fly!"

Best one👏

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#305

Originally posted by: sam1903

Two butterflies were in love........ .

One day, they decided to play Hide n Seek.......

During the play.....

Boy Butterfly - "A small game within us"

Girl Butterfly - "OK"

Boy Butterfly - "The one who sits in this flower tomorrow early in the morning..... that one loves the other one more....."

Girl Butterfly - "OK"

Next morning, the boy butterfly waits for the flower to open so that he can sit before the girl butterfly does......

Finally, the flower opened.....

What did he see.....???? ?........

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

The girl butterfly had died inside the flower.....

She stayed there all night......so that early in the morning..... .as soon as she sees him.......she can fly to him and tell him how much she loved him........

This is true LOVE....

Life is LOVE.......

LIVING MIGHT MEAN TAKING CHANCES, BUT THEY ARE WORTH TAKING......
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT ITS WORTH MAKING...... ..

..................😭.👍🏼Its very emotional Samiksha di

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#306

Work Telephones
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#307

Ugliest baby!
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." 😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#308

Report card
"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."😆😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#309

Wrong Number!

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.

"Thank F**K for that!" replied the trainee and slammed down the phone.😆😆😆