Party Everyday - Page 2

Originally posted by: sam1903

goodtopic juhi...

here i go with my first sms on your party club

Listen to your elder's advice... not becoz they r always rite bt coz they have more experiences of being wrong

and it will gonna be gr8 fun over here....

Originally posted by: rajnish_here

nice juhi👍🏼

do you know why sardar study infront of mirror????

oye 2 in 1 kam hojaega ji
1-there wud be always some one to look at him😆
2-group study bhi hojayega🤣

hooooooooooo....................o

Originally posted by: sita11

WOW !! jingjing i liked ur shayari & rajnish tht was a great one !!! sam ur sms is fab !!!!😛

i am a big dumbo in doing shayari's n all ,anyways if i get to read any funny shayari & joke ,i will def. post it !!!! 😛

jingjing ur siggies r fab !!!!😛

Originally posted by: rajnish_here

some more

1-Maine jab chaha tab tab tum jaage,
wah wah wah wah
hamne jab chaha tab- tab tum jaage,
wah wah wah wah
kyuki aapke ghar ki ghanti hum hi baja kar bhage😆😆

2-LOVER BOY (standing at platform) : Yeh din, mahine, saal gujar jayenge mere yaar....... Jeena hai sirf mere liye is baat ka rakhna khayal.......!😭


GIRLFRIEND (irritated) : jab tak hai dil ko tera khayal... aur mera wallet hai malamaal.... yeh din, mahine aur saal toh U gujar jayenge mere yaar....!😊
par agar jeb ka bura hua haal... ya phir baap ne suja diya mera gaal...., toh majboori me karna padega, koi aur BAKRA halaal....! 🤣

3-Harbhajan to his wife,darling, kya main tera pahila pyar hoon,
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat,spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya.😆

4-Sapna dekho to usse apna bana lo ya phir usme kho jaao,
dost banaao to usse apna bana lo ya usme kho jaao,
agar kuch bhi nahi kar sakte to bistar main let ke so jaao

Puzzles-

1. Gora aadmi kala hat-.........?

2. Khana kabhi veh khata nahi,aur na pita pani

uski buddhi ke aage to haar maante gyani-.........?

guess the answers.

hey just met ur double.i swear it was u,i even called ur name.but it carried on poking its fingers up its nose and eating its banana..................ha.............ha..............ha................🤣

sher ki shaadi thi ,barat me sab shero ke beech ek kutta nach raha tha,usse poochha aap yaha kaise/to kutta bola shadi se pehle ham bhi sher the.............🤣

Originally posted by: jingjing

Puzzles-

1. Gora aadmi kala hat-.........?

2. Khana kabhi veh khata nahi,aur na pita pani

uski buddhi ke aage to haar maante gyani-.........?

guess the answers.