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purvi

@coolpurvi

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#41

2 pyaj
3 lahsun
5gm jeera
2 spoon salt
1 cup water
aur hara dhaniya

pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?

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Aaapko bewakuf woh bhi swad anusaar

Sharaab bane to maikhaane bane
husn bane toh diwane bane
wah wah wah!

Sharaab bane to maikhaane bane
husn bane toh diwane bane

Kuch toh baat hai aap mein
yu hi nahi paagalkhaane bane

Ek sardar zindagi bhar shochta raha, soch soch kar paagal ho gaya Ki meri behen ke 3 bhai toh mere 2 kaise

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sita

@sitakshii

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#42

Originally posted by: jingjing

Few lines on tension-

The moment u r in tension

U will lose ur attention

And there enters a feeling of irritation

Than u are in total confusion

this may spoil ur relation

Ultimately u won't get corporation

Things get into complication

And u may have to exercise caution

Along with lot of meditation

Why not try understsnding the situation

And come up with some solution

Many problems will be solved by discussion

Which will work out better in ur profession

Dont think this is a free suggestion

It is only that cure is better than prevention

If u understand my intention

U will never came again enter the zone of TENSION.😛

wow !!!! great 👏

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sita

@sitakshii

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#43

wow !! purvi ,bevkoof woh bhi swad anusar !!!! ha......ha..... , i really liked it !!!!!

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rupali pandey

@rupalip

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#44

kya baat hai Purvi...

sardar one was too good....

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rupali pandey

@rupalip

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#45

Originally posted by: rajnish_here
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya😆😆

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye 😆😆

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Kay Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur khuda tumse puche
Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise 🤣🤣

god Rajnish u r too much jiiiiiiiiiii

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rupali pandey

@rupalip

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: sita11

yup!!! i agree wid u !!!😊

when ever i am sad or depressed ,i come to this forum & it really helps me !!!!

very nice one sam ... and I agree with u sita...

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rupali pandey

@rupalip

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: rajnish_here
A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha hai. 😆

A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple. 😆

The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly. 😆

🤣

Thanks a lot this Forum has all sorts of post , some to have fun, gain nowldge, music, videos everything..

Thansk juhi for starting this one...

and Rajnis purvi jasleen thanks for all these

🤣

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rupali pandey

@rupalip

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#48

hi,
here's a story 4 u:-

Sand & Stone
A story tells that two friends were walking through
the desert. During some point of the journey they had
an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in
the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but
without saying anything, wrote in the sand: "TODAY MY
BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."
They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where
they decided to take a bath. The one who had been
slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning,
but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the
near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE."
The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,

"After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write
on a stone, why?" The other friend replied:

"When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand
where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But,
when someone does something good for us, we must
engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR
HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE
YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

A Special Person They say it takes a minute to find a
special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to
love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

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rupali pandey

@rupalip

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#49

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! 😉

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. 😆

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) 😆

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand. 😆

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. 😆

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. 😆

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid 😆

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purvi

@coolpurvi

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#50

Thanks sita di n rupali di
rupali di I loved the story u posted

Now some lawyer joke

Some funny stupid ques actually asked to witness by lawyers

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
_________

"How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
___

Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?" _
___

"How many times have you committed suicide?"
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"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
_____
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
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"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

Edited by coolpurvi - 16 years ago

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