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koi na will wait for 3rd nov 😊Originally posted by: jilmil.1
First college fest Chal rahe thain
Now examsExams ke wajese dad ne net connection cut kiyaWht the? ??Issmain meri kya galti huhNov 3rd ko milthe hai
Originally posted by: Barbievishi20
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Jillu millu MC 🤗
ok bhaag ja aur 3rd ko wapas aa jayi 😕Originally posted by: jilmil.1
Hey I am not back nd I can't chat coz its not my mobileMere cell nd lappy ka net connection cut hai thanks to dadI am so groundedBut soon I'll be backSo bye for nowIsse pehle ki koi muje pakadle😕😕
Originally posted by: jilmil.1
Uff Itina Gussa😕😕Dekh meri dad ne net connection cut kar diya tho iss main meri galti kya hai bata TuEk tho muskil se aaj kisi aur ki mobile se bol rahi hoonNd upar se tere sau nakreUfffI'll be back soon may be NovTab tak wait kar😡
Originally posted by: jilmil.1
First college fest Chal rahe thain
Now examsExams ke wajese dad ne net connection cut kiyaWht the? ??Issmain meri kya galti huhNov 3rd ko milthe hai
Part 15
Previous part: dance competition asad wth afreen nd zoya wth ayoob but cd goof up takes place
Zoya's theme: vampire nd princess
But her dress malfunction happens ...zip broken by asad
Now contd
Team members: yaha par 2 cd hai jinke label nahi hai I guess this cd...yahi cd hogi... label it asad zoya
Asad:well zoya tum princess ho..lekin tumara prince charming muje nazar nahi aa raha
Zoya :mere prince charming ke bharemain tum worry math karo tum apna deko
Zoya thinking yeh ayoob abhi tak toilet main kya kar raha hai...isse aaj hi zoro ki lagni thi..
Announcements
Its 9pm guys all of thm be ready wth ur dance partners
The first performers r ali sheza
Music begins
Ram chahe leela chahe leela chahe
Ram... Inn dono ke love main duniya ka kya kaam
Zoya: kaha mar gaya yeh ayob nd moves frm 1side to another
Some guys start staring at zoya's back
1st Guy : look at her back...kya cheez hai yaar
2nd guy : free show chal raha hai...hayeee nd start singing tu cheez badi hai mast mast tu cheez badi hai mast
Asad overhears these guys spking abt zoya nd flashback comes of him brking the zip
Asad fuming ;free show tum logo ko main dikaaon..
Nd the guys stop singing ...
Asad :arrey gana band kyon kiya fuming
Tum log gaao main bajatha hoon angrily showing his fist
The guys run frm ther maff karna bhai
nd asad moves behind zoya
Iss ladki ko patha bhi hai ki isski zip kuli hai...yeh ladki tho bindaas ghoom rahi hai
Jaise koi hawa ka joka
Zoya moving here nd ther uff iam getting so nervous
Asad : zoya tume patha bhi hai
Zoya : not in the mood asad
Asad : par zoya
Nd the next performers r...asad nd zoya
Asad zoya : wht the f**k ???
Zoya : oh so u wanted to dance wth me
Asad : r u mad or somethg a big no...
Zoya ; nd thts y ayoob tumara dost toilet main chipka hai wow..wht a plan
Asad ; wht plan r u talking abt ??? nd wht makes u think iam so desperate to dance wth u
Zoya ;jis tarah se tum mere piche kade ho bodyguard ki tarah ...deko tum I know iam looking pretty nd all in this princess look nd costume.. but iam not dancing wth u coz mera partner ek vampire bana hai nd humara ek theme hai thts y tum samjo... I know tht evn u look lik a cold blooded vampire jo ladkiyon ko apne taraf attract kar sakta hai apne killer looks se but so sorry iam not 1 of those gals jo easily tumare trap main fas jaye
Asad : well I cant help it if u think so coz gals r always crazy for me...nd thy follow me everywhere taking my autographs pic nd all
Zoya ; oh thy follow u mera bas chale tho main unne kehdo tume twitter ya insta main bhi follow na kare
All shout asad zoya asad zoya
Zoya goes to the stage to postpone her performance nd asad follows her behind nd the lights on thm
Nd the music starts
Main hoon ek angel or devil mera yaar
zoya:Yeh tho mera song nahi hai
Asad: not evn mine wht the heck is going on
Zoya:lagtha hai ab yeh log hum par chappal eggs aur tomatoes marege
Tere jaisa duniya mein koi bhi nahi
Jise dhoondti nazar lage tu hi hai wahi
Pariyon ki rani hoon main sabse haseen
Par tere bina KiCK mujhe milti nahin
Tere bina KiCK mujhe milti nahin
Tere bina KiCK mujhe milti nahin
Tere bina, tere bina...
Asad: just shut up nd dance
Zoya:not to forget sadi huvi socks bhi hum tho buri tarah se pitnewale hai
Asad;zoya kuch level ki battain karogi nd chup chap lipsing karo
Nd asya start dancing
Afreen:ya allah telling everyone yeh mera dance partner hai...mera..aur isske saat tho main nachnewali thi...
Ladies: lagtha hai tumara kismet hi karab hai
Afreen fuming
Je mainu yaar na mile te mar jaawan
Je mainu pyar na mile te mar jaawan
Asad keeps on sticking behind zoya the whole dance he lifts her infront nd turns himself nd zoya
Zoya ;Yeh kya kar rahe ho mere piche chewing gum ki tarah kyon chipke ho
Asad ignoring zoya's words nd again carrying her in his arms nd twirling togthr nd her sandal just come off
Arrey mere sandal asaddd grr
Zoya instead of dance goes near the sandal asad dancingly goes near zoya
Nd dancingly makes her wear the sandal
But zoya getting frustratd
Nd in frustration holds asad's shirt nd asad drags her close
She pulls it nd his shirt tears all start clicking pics wow sexy 6 packs.. but asad ignoring evrythg carries her nd swings round nd round
Zoya: allah tallah muje chakkar aa rahe hai
Chodo muje asad nd dance gets over nd she swings slowly around his body nd rk pose
both lost in each othr
bg music
Ishq, pyaar aur waar khule aam karoon
Main hoon mutasib tujhse
Dil ye tere naam karoon
Aaja meri baahon mein
Lemme love you baby
Kahin tu mujhse ye na keh de
Je menu yaar na mile, mile.. mile..
Te mar jaawaan
Nd all shout aak aak zoya snaps out
Asad chodo muje kuch ho raha hai
Asad ; touching her bare back .. kya ho raha hai
Zoya ; kuch kuch ho raha hai
Asad : u mean kuch kuch hota hai lik... rain srk kajol
Zoya ; I mean gudgudi ho raha hai lik watching kapil in comedy nights starts laughing.. asad stops touching her
Asad ; fine nd leaves her..nd starts getting angry at her for not co-ordinating ...tumare wajese muje 1st place nahi milega..
Zoya : oh hello mere wajese tume kya nahi milega...tume tho sirf tenga milega nd kon desperate tha mere saath dance karene keliye huh
Asad : my mistake meri galti to dance wth u..I just was doing tht coz ur zip was broken warna muje koi shauk nahi tum jaisi non- dancer ke saath nachne ka
Naach na jaane aangan teda
Zoya : kya zip is broken nd touches her back tabi main sochu tumara touch muje 420 volts ki jatka kyon de rahi thi
Asad ; tum bhi kuch kam nahi ho jatke dene main ..aur tum pehli aisi bandi ho jise zip tootne ki eshaas tak nahi hai
Zoya : bas karo kitpit muje koi shauk nahi tumse baat karneki
Asad : same here muje bhi koi shauk nahi ...agar tum duniya main akri prani bhi hoti tho bhi tumse baat na karta
Zoya ; huh whtever nd moves frm ther nd thinks usne muje abhi kya bola wht usne tho prani bola how dare he? He called me an animal...do I look lik an animal frm animal planet..main kya jungle ki balu lagthi hoon ya fir sherkhan
Zoya's self image: talking to zoya even mogli better tha instead of prani.. bg music
Jungle jungle patha chala hai ..patha chala hai... chadi pehenke pool kila hai pool kila hai...
Mere hi saamne mera insult meri muh pay karke gaya and main chup chap sun key a gayi aaghh
Afreen comes running asad yeh sab kya huva..yeh sab half breathingly aur tumne uske saat dance kiya...humara dance ka kya ???
Asad : I know afreen but humara dance ab nahi hoga...
Afreen : haan pata hai.. but tum dono ki dance tho ek dum ghatiya tha ...voh zoya tho dance hi nahi kar rahi thi tumare saath nd tum uske peeche fevistick ki tarah kyon chipke thain.. sirf lifts pay lifts thain tum fir bhi koshish kar rahe thain but zoya
Asad : it's a long story lets just freshn up
Afreen ; results tho sunke jaao
Asad : not interested results jaye kade main
Announcements
First prize goes to azaan zara
2nd goes to altaf nd naaz
Best performance so nd so
Afreen; Well first hume mil jaata.. me nd u asad but thanks to u ...hum dance floor pay hi nahi gaye we wer just so perfect nd zoya she is such a mess
Aur tumari halath tho deko kis tarah se shirt pati huvi hai...oww u poor baby...here yeh lo black T-shirt...aak wears the tee
Aak :getting frustrated moves towards the elevator nd presses the button
Zoya : is already in the elevator all alone already dress changed black top nd short white skirt
nd suddenly elevator gets stuck
zoya pressing 1234 all the buttons
asad : ya allah koi iss bewakoof ladki ko samjaye ki buttons ki saat khelna band kare
zoya ;main buttons ke saat nahi khel rahi ..iam just checking whts actually wrong
asad ; oh yeah yeh tho miss fix it all hai..ya kudha koi isse samjaye that iam not talking to her...
zoya : oh yeah hum tum tho baat ki nahi kar rahe...allah miya yeh kya ho raha hai...
kya socha tha
aur kya hogaya ab tho soch soch ke pareshaan hoon
asad calling azan : yeh hall ke leftwali lift ko halfway main kyon roka hai whts wrong just findout
zoya : plays music loudly frm her cell ...hum tum ek kamre main band ho..aur chabi kho jaye..
sees asad herself nd the situation nd changes the song. Jadhu hai nasha hai madhosiyaan again changes gandi baat gandi gandi gandi gandi baat
asad widens his eyes will u just stop it
zoya: koi mujse baat kar raha hai kya...issi baat pay sher arz hai... voh humse kafa
hum unse kafa
dono ek duje se kafa
aise main baat karne ki kya yeh waja
aak :allah muj par rehem kha muje baksh de...raat ko tho aap jante hi ho kaise.. ga gaakar thansen banna padtha hai iski chakkar main.. aur neend tho udd jathi hai
ullu ki tarah jagna padtha hai...
zoya: aam meete aur angur kate
aam meete aur angur kate
mere shayari sunnewale ullu ke pathe
asad :angrily goes near zoya nd places his hand near zoya's neck nd glares at her
tum kaho tho tumara gala daba doon taki tumari awaz hi chali jaye
zoya: imagines asad holding her neck tightly nd lifting her up...zoya shouts nooo plzz asad chodo I cant breathe
asad ; ok I'll leave but tum koi baat nahi karogi chup rahogi u getting me...angrily getting me rit
zoya; haan haan chup rahongi ab tho chodo
asad ; leaves but his chain gets stuck to her button
zoya: ya kudha nd asad comes close...nd tries to remove the chain
zoya too goes close nd tada the current comes nd lift opens
ladies waiting outside the elevator sees asya nd assumes thy r kissing
arrey inne sharam naam ki cheez hai bhi ya nahi kahi bhi shuru hote hai
zoya ; jaldi karo
asad: wait thoda aur for 2 seconds
ladies : chii ... aise log kabhi nahi sudarte
nd asad removes the chain
zoya : uff thank god hogaya
nd thy come out all stare at thm ...asya glare at each other and move opposite directions😡😡😡
oye gowtuuu🤗🤗😈For amu jas nd heenu
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