FF:IT TAKES TWO TO A TANGO *ASYA Start see index*updated - Page 2

ELENA AND SARA:whats hutum????

ALISHA: dear it's a bollywood
movie starting saif and rani and hum tum is a cartoon which appears in regular
intervals of the movie well when I get time ill show you its English version.
WELL I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT THEIR PHILOSOPHY..

A man will pay $2 for a $1
item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2
item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about
the future until he gets a wife.

ELENA: Welldear
they say they rather study astrophysics than understand women.I ASKED HIM HE
SAID ..

Asad says that women ask which color should i
wear baby and when the man tells them this one they say no i want to wear the
other one so why do they ask in the first place.Then see hans girlfriend she is
fat still she asks baby am i fat.See caroleen she said i am not girly i
challenge you to beat me in Demo-rash(a video game) and when i gave her the
controls she dint even know how to play and then when i complimented her about
the colour of her phone she said its not blue its turquoise blue ...DAh blue is
blue😆😆😆

ASAD:Anyway i DON'T BELIEVE OPPOSITE ATTRACT. I AND KARAN BELIEVE SIMILAR ATTRACT(which will be proved right)

KARAN:And anyway whats with baby shona come up dont
girls have eyes to see fully grown up people...you know;

Some women are terribly hard to please...the

rest are impossible

Prologue 2

Zoya and Jasz are sitting near the campfire in cambridge
university.KEN WAS OGGLING ZOYA AND</font>

ZOYASAID: Men have
always had a hard time keeping their eyes focused</font> even when they are around
their woman. They always have to stare at other women across the street. It's
almost like THEY ARE helpless OH REALLY.
Or are they?

researchershave revealed that anaverage manspends six months of hislifeleching at women! And his eyes make sure they

get an average of eight sneaky stares each day, sometimes for up to two minutes
at a stretch.

Zoya and Jasz are
celebrating the last day of their MD and both are 25yearsold.Zoya is 5 feet8
inchiesShe has beautiful extremely silky black hair.She had a very fair and
flawless skin .She had beautiful brown expressive eyes and a very cute button
nose and high cheekbones and plum red lips.She had a amazing sense ofhumorand was very naughty.She was a pucca feminist and she and jasz had learnt
KARATE also.She said funny shers and always carried aiPadalong with her.

She and jasz were
very beautiful..only if they had time to notice it which they never had
..(PLEASE DO READ THEIR CHILDHOOD INCIDENCES TO KNOW ABOUT THEM BETTER LINK is given at top)

MARIAM:Well zoya and jasz you have so many

admireres yet i have seen zoya go on
dates to find an ideal marriage partner but i have never seen you two have any
boyfriends may i know why?</b>

<b>well dear the reason
is :

1. Why
   do men like smart women?
   
   Opposites attract.


2. What
   do men consider housecleaning?
   
   Lifting their feet so you can vacuum under them


3. What
   are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
   
   1. No mind.
   
   2. No business.


4. How
   do men sort their laundry?
   
   "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

jasz: men say they don't gossip oh really whats with
the boy talk hah...They don't love shopping oh really they mean we dont like to
see women shopping</font>

ZOya:believed that opposite attract (WEll sorry dear thats is not going

to work out)