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POLL RESULT AND CONCLUSION<font size="4">the story will have hum tum links do see them ASAD IS HUM AND ZOYA IS TUM NOTE THE FF DOES NOT RESEMBLE WITH THE PICTURE BUT HUM TUMS GIRLS V/S BOYS CONCEPT IS ADAPTED FROM THERE THANKS</font>
THIS PART IS DEDICATED TO linsie who has guided me to asyamaneet and aleeshashah both of them who have helped a lot in sending PMS and making ppl vote and last but not the least to divyasr who asked me when i was going to update and from her post i got the motivation which lead to the idea of introducing hum tum cartoon strips as zoya and asad thankshum tum cartoon strip THE BEGINNINGZOYAS PASTzoya had shifted to rio in 1997 and had done her schooling from her localities demaine school.Well the following incidents will help you to know her personalityincident one humeira was always a quite and obedient child just like her mother. But zainab had taught zoya you get what you deserve but if you want what you like then you have to fight. Gauffar had to divide his time between both his daughters and mothers but zainab and zoya werent the one who would share when they weren't in the mood to. Like today when zoya wanted to go to shopping but Gauffar has promised humeira that he would take her to see the indian embroidery exhibition today and zoya was dooor dooor tak not interested in stitching hell, of her dad dint learn to stich she would no way learn it just because she was a girl. So zoya though of a plan Zoya to Humeira : Well did you read that magazine the one that is very expensive and was actually to be delivered to Mr Nilson house but came here wow you know it has some awesome horoscope.
Then zoya came to her room and put on a movie and made aloud barking noise and as soon as Humeira came she his below the bed and pressed the play button on the remote and the hero in the movie said it was all fated and destined...it was the second time that Humeira was hearing words like luck and fate Humph coincidence.
Zoya saw Humeira starting at red color and zoya remembered that Humeira had seen a red colour scarf and had wanted it.Zoya went to the nearby store bought a similarbut cheap red colour scarf and attached a luck draw coupon with it and got it delivered to Humeira
ZOYA: wow our luck is so good name
Again lunch thought humeir
Then vzoya came dressed as a fakeer baba and said to Humeira" meri bachi agar aaj ke din tum apne ghar se bahar nikli toh sab ulta pulta ho jaeyga. Zoya best friend jasleen who had dressed as assistant fakir said"yehi nahi meri bachi sit on the bed cover yourself with a blanket put socks on your ears and whosoever comes near you say bijli bijli soya tried controlling her laughter.
Poor Humeira was scared so many fated things had been happening maybe that was a forewarning. The poor girl ran away scared and did as she was told.Zoya and jas high fied. Gauffar was shocked at humeiras behaviour, but she wouldn't bulge.So finally he had to take zoya and jasz to shopping.
Well zoya wasn't that bad next day she requested Gauffar to take Humeira to the exhibition. Soya loved herself but she wasn't mean but as her best friend said this was kalyug so yeah she first fulfilled her wishes than she did what she thought was good for others
second caseIn school in 5 the class. Christopher,jasz and zoya were running when suddenly they three banged into each other and fell down. All the started crying,
Teacher to Zoya andvJasz:child don't cry its okay ,the pain will go.
Teacher to Christopher: No be strong boys don't cry.
As soon as both the girls heard this line they stopped crying week if boys were strong so we're they. They had seen that in some religions the women were not taken to the burial or cremating ground. Well they understood now women made a fool of themselves while crying and howling. Yes everyone geeky dad they would cry but never again would they be called weak IT BECAME ZOYAS AND JASZ MOTTO TO SING THE SONG HUMSE HAI JAMANA SARA... JHO KARO GAY USS SE BEHATER KAR DIKHA AYE GAY HUM WAHI ...GIRLS ARE BEST JAN LO BAAT YEH MAAN LO...
SO THEY LEARN EVERYTHING WRITE FROM FOOTBALL TO BASKETBALL THEY WONT STAY BEHIND.Well at that time bayblade was a craze among the boys and they used to have matches one of zoyas and jaszs friend Kelly too liked it and wanted to compete in the match but she was insulted and send back by akram.
Jasz to zoya: Let's show them hum woh hai jo 2+2 ko paanch banadey
Soya :to sunu mere plan...
They both high fied each other
zoya and jasz practised continuously for 10 days then they were ready ready to fight
Zoya competed with akram and jasz with Christopher. BOTH THE GIRLS WON
Zoya and jasz: Now for our prize you will, in the lunch break stand in front pg the whole class and SAY THREE ADVANTAGES OF CRYING
POOR AKRAM AND CHRISTOPHER THEY NAMED ZOYA AS FIREBRAND AND JASZ AS BOMB
akram and Christopher in the break :three advantages of crying are,
1-it cleans your eyes
2-if you're short of water it helps you in cleaning your hands and face
3-it let's put your emotions AND MEN ARE MORE PRONE TO HEART ATTACKS THAN WOMEN thank you
The class burst out laughing and zoya and jasz high died each other
incident 3&4 Well these girls weren't scared of frogs,mice,cockroach.One day their teacher had given them the task of cleaning the old store room as part of punishment ...the history class was going on the teacher had not only pakaoed them but had deep fried and grilled them.Both zoya and jasz had white mice in their pockets they released them ,and then oh my God situation came there was chaos everywhere so they were rewarded punishment
Jasz: oh god zoya well miss our music class we'll have to clean the store full of webs, cockroaches god our beloved music class WAWS
Zoya:jasz don't you know girls are afraid of ask of this this we have moti moti aankhae and aasuo ki tanki
Jasz gave zoya where DID YOUR FEMINISM KISSI KE KAM NAHI GO LOOK
zoya winked jasz widened her eyes and both gave an evil look
JASZ and Zoya to their senior boy: wow boys are so cool na yeah they never get scared they can fight four scary RATS at a single time wow Nick you also can help us the knight in shining armour ..
Nick :you girls are so silly rats they don't bother you: okay I'll show you by going in the store room and chasing everything... He was caught by the headmistress and had to clean the whole store
Both the friends highfied each other
ZOYA: you're right boys are so strong he he yeh because their brain is in their knees and head if full of ego and strength hormone hehehehehe
ZOYA AND JASZ EVERY SUNDAY volunteered at the church and taught older women who had not been to school to read and write and they also told them about various famous women and all
Brazil was a westernised country so people were free to dress add they want but a few Indian college students were creating ruckus and were teasing the girls ZOYA AND JASZ LIVED PLAYING DETECTIVES SO THEY HAD OPENED A ONLINE AGENCY THE BOND GIRLS WHICH DEALT WITH PETTY CASES.
GANG OF BOYS : YOU girls dress this way to attract our attention only na then when we give you attention why do you shy baby. Zoya found this disgusting and she and jasz somehow came to know their numbers and decided to give them their piece of mind.
You guys come from a culture where the women dress in a particular way this is the culture here why don't you seem to understand the difference. When even in India this westernisd way of dressing first was shown in the films you males gave your support and made the movie a hit and when your wives or girlfriends saw everyone admiring them they also wanted attention and wanted to feel beautiful so they started dressing this way and then you talk cheap of them.
You wear everything rite from kurta pyjama to mini shorts dowe girls come and we've tease you or is it you can do whatever you want but the ladies should... Idiots and she cut the call and paid the shopkeeper whose phone they had used
JASZ AND ZOYA THOUGHT OF A PLAN
THERE were gays in their nearby locality they messaged the gays giving them the Indian boys number saying they were interested in them but they wanted to boo wooed
So they gays went around the boys formed a circle around them hooted and sang for these boys Zoya and jasz made a vedio and gave it to the girls who were being we've teased by these boys so now these girls had the upper hand
But zoya and jasz came to know and bitterly accepted the fact that in boys and girls of same age boys were more strong ,SO THE GIRLS DECIDED TO LEARN KARATE TO BECOME TABLE TORU BLACKBELT FEMINISTS
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