Once upon a time, there lived a hot and handsome guy in Bhopal. He was famous for cracking baseless jokes and wiered architectural ideas throughout the nation. His parents named him Asad Ahmed Khan, and he really started feeling to be a lion. He was running an architectural firm, and paid his employees to laugh like asses on his foolish jokes.
Once he won a contract for his firm and asked his employes if they were ready for some Rock and Roll, everybody cheered. he ordered some rocks and asked two most excited employes to roll over them. Two had to roll and the eighteen had to romp on his foolish joke.By:-Maliha-
And then there was an NRI Zoya Farooqui who though quite young & beautiful, lacked in grey cells. She was staying over at a hotel apparently having come to India on vacations. But her Appi had arranged a marriage for her, with certain Akram. Like she cared. For God's sake, she was tired of all the nikah fuss.
So she went out to a mazaar and prayed to her best friend Allah Miyaan
'Allah Miyah, meri madad kijiye. Mere nikaah ek aise ladke ke saath hone wala hai jo pata nahin kaun hai. Agar yeh bhi bhaag gaya toh mere Appi ka kya hoga?Yeh paanchvi baar hogi jab mere nikaah se dulha hi bhaag gaya hoga aur firse mujhe apni karate skills use karni padegi ushe sabak sikhane ke liye. And of course, baad mein aapko thanks bolna hoga aur Appi ke saamne fake aansu bahane honge. Allah miyaan, mujh par nahin toh us glycerine pe toh raham kijiye. Raham kijiye Indian TV industry pe. Agar aaise hi saara glycerine khatam ho gaya toh? 😆
By:PreetiASYArocks
And then came the one with the some brain cells functioning properly, Ayaan Ahmed Khan. Well, not really.'Hey girls, I'm Ayaan Ahmed Khan. Age 26, Height 5'9, Weight 63 and the dream man of every girl since I can sing and dance.'
Soooni de nakhre soooniii lagdeee mainuu
Soooni de nakhre soooniii lagdeee
All the girls left one by one, line by line until one of them was left, Humeira Siddiqui.
She was smitten by Ayaan and loved his singing. Maybe because she sang the same way or maybe because she grew up around that kind of singing, one would never know.
By:ARandKJFanOne day Asad's Mom told him, they have an NRI guest, Asad was all welcoming in nature. He asked Najma and Ami to prepare guest room and lavish dinner fah the guest. He invited Ayaan too on the dinner as he wanted someone to be there who could understand his deep and innovative jokes, ps he would get a much required dose of his shairies too with whom he was in love with. By:-Maliha-
As soon as Zoya entered the house, Najma went into her room seeing all the attention Zoya was getting from her darling brother. He didn't even sing her the regular song, 'Chikni Chameli' as soon as she came back from college. Najma felt very hurt and didn't want to see this guest at all. So, she picked up her horse-glasses with which she could only see straight and headed out. Zoya was the first one she saw and Zoya exclaimed, "Oh my god! I totally love your glasses. It is so cool. Could you lend it to me sometime?"
By:ARandKJFan
Okay the mariage day of our oh-not-so-bright Zoya Farooqui came. She was taken downstairs & the first thing she noticed about the guy was that he was wearing jeans. She breathed a sigh of relief.Wow! He's already prepared!😉
Maulave Sahab: Akram Miyaan, kya aapko Zoya Farooqui se nikah qubool hai?
Akram: Actually maulavi sahab mujhe thoda bathroom use karna tha! Can I?
Appi: Lekin Akram...
Since the guy was Asad's employee, Asad gushed in.
Asad: Aapko insaan ke basic needs ke baare mein khabar hai ya nahin?
Zoya: Exactly!
And Asad & Zoya hi-fived each other!
Zoya: But...who are you?
Asad:Who are YOU? I am the same!
Zoya: Huh?
Asad: A STRANGER!
By:PreetiASYArocks
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