Part 6
Ayaan was still astonished wid Zoya jumping on Asad's bed.
"Bhaijaan, hum chalkar dekhte hai ki Zoya kya kha rahi aur hum usse vo bhi chheen lenge," said Ayaan scratching his head.
"Ayaan, paagal ho gaya hai kya?" asks Asad wid an appalled look on his face.
"To kya aap Zoya se darr gaye?" asks Ayaan.
"Nahi, bilkul nahi," replied Asad, "Use to main baad me sabak sikhaaunga."
They heard d main doorbell ringing.
"Zoya, kaun hai?" called Asad loudly.
"Phuphi," replied Zoya back loudly.
"Bhaijaan, main chalta hu. Bye," said Ayaan.
"Bye," said Asad.
Ayaan went 4m d window. Asad came in d hall wid his suitcase.
"Ammi, main office jaa rah hu," said Asad.
"Haan jao," said Dilshad.
In d evening, Zoya is watching cricket. Asad came back 4m office n changed his clothes. He then went to d hall. He stands before d TV n watches cricket. Zoya is not able to watch as Asad is standing before d TV.
"Asad, aap beech me se hatiye, main cricket nahi dekh paa rahi hu," said Zoya.
Asad does not moves. Zoya tells him again to move but he does not listens. Zoya charges 2wards him n trips over a chips packet. She falls in Asad's arm. They hv an eyelock. Mitwa plays in d bg(1st Mitwa in dis FF).
"Asad, wat r u doing?" asks Zoya annoyingly, "Chhodo muje."
"As u wish," said Asad wid a smile n drops Zoya to d floor.
Zoya falls down n gets angry. Asad smirks lukn down @ Zoya.
"Ye kya kiya aapne?" asked Zoya angrily.
"Aapne hi to muje chhodne k liye kaha," replied Asad wid a smirk.
Asad bends down n luks here n there.
"Aap idhar udhar kya dekh rahe hai?" asks Zoya while get up.
"Main ye dekh raha hu ki kahi mere tiles pe crack to nahi aa gaya hai. Aap jo giri mere tiles par," replied Asad.
Zoya gets up n says annoyingly, "Main khud nahi giri. Aapne muje giraaya hai."
"Kya hum shaanti se baithkar match dekh?" asks Asad calmly.
Zoya just smiles n sits on d sofa. Asad sits next to her.
"Aapne apne nikaah se bhaagkar bahot achha kiya tha. Maine Akram se iss baare me office me baat kar li hai ki vo aapke decision ka respect kare aur uska galat matlab na nikaale. Maine usse ye bhi kaha ki vo iss matter ko bhool jaaye," said Asad.
"Akram ne kya kaha?" asks Zoya.
"Vo samajh gaya," replied Asad.
"Thanks," said Zoya wid a smile.
Dilshad comes in d hall. She sits next to Zoya n watches cricket. After some time, Zoya starts coughing all of a sudden.
"Zoya, tum thik to ho na?" asks Dilshad.
"I think Phuphi muje khaansi(cough) ho gayi hai thandi k vajah se," replied Dilshad.
"Main tumhaare liye adrakwaali chai banaakar laati hu abhi," said Dilshad.
Asad widens his eyes in mischief n think, "Ye sahi mauka hai Zoya ko sabak sikhaane ka."
"Arey Ammi, chai se kya hoga? Aapko na Zoya ko vo special kadha pilaana chaahiye jisse Zoya ki khaansi bahot jald thik ho jaayegi," said Asad.
"Tumne thik kaha, Asad," said Dilshad wid a smile, "Main abhi banaakar laati hu."
"Thank God, Asad. Aap aaj kal mujse normally baat karne lage hai. Aapki zubaan abhi kadvi nahi rehti," said Zoya wid a relief.
"Kadvi zubaan kiski hogi vo aapko thode der me pata chal jaayega, Zoya," said Asad calmly.
"Matlab?" asks Zoya.
"Matlab aap thode der me jaan jaogi," replied Asad.
After some time, Dilshad comes wid a bowl of kadha.
"Ye kadha pee lo, Zoya," said Dilshad wid a smile.
Dilshad hands d bowl n spoon to Zoya. Zoya drinks a spoon of kadha n finds it very bitter.
"Phuphi, ye bahot kadva hai. Muje nahi peena hai," complained Zoya.
"Zoya, ye kadva hai par ye tumhe bahot faayda karega," said Dilshad.
"Ammi bilkul thik keh rahi hai, Zoya. Ye kadha bahot special hai. Aapko isse poora pee jaana chaahiye. Ise peekar aapki khaansi chali jaayegi," said Asad giving her a mischievous smile.
Zoya thinks his words abt kadvi zubaan n gets irritated. She is glaring @ him while slowly drinking d kadha while he is giving her a victorious smile.
"Zoya, jaldi jaldi peeyo na. Itna dheere dheere q pee rahi ho?" asked Asad wid a smile.
"Asad, ye kadha hai cold-drink nahi," replied Zoya wid a sarcastic smile.
"Aapko cold-drink k baare me sochna bhi nahi chaahiye. Cold-drink se aapki tabiyat aur kharab ho jaayegi," said Asad.
"Asad, tum Zoya ka kitna khyaal karte ho," said Dilshad wid a smile.
"Phuphi, main aapko kaise bataun ki Asad mera khyaal nahi muje torture kar raha hai," thinks Zoya disappointedly.
Asad is enjoying seeing Zoya drinking d kadha reluctantly.
"Main thoda garden me jaakar aati hu," said Dilshad.
Dilshad went out of d house.
"Zoya, ab bataaiye kiski zubaan kadvi hai?" asks Asad wid a smile.
"Aapne aisa q kiya?" asks Zoya glaring @ him.
"Kyu? Aapko kya lagta hai ki masti sirf aap hi kar sakti hai?" asks Asad.
"Maine aisa to nahi kaha," replied Zoya.
"Zoya, aap ye kadha poora khatam kijiye aur ise sink me fenkne k baare me sochna bhi mat," taunted Asad.
Zoya gets annoyed but quietly finishes d whole kadha wid Asad enjoying her distress.
"Very good, Zoya. Aap to poora kadha pee gayi. Main ammi se keh dunga ki vo aapko raat ko fir se kadha de de jisse aap bilkul thik ho jaayegi," says Asad wid a smile.
"Asad, aap aisa nahi karenge," said Zoya.
"Ye to kuch bhi nahi hai, Zoya. Aapko idea nahi hai ki main kya kya kar sakta hu," said Asad staring her dangerously n pressing a lighter before her face.
Zoya stares @ d flame of d lighter n thinks abt a girl crying n yelling 'Ammi, muje aag se bachao'. She gets scared n shivers seeing d lighter before her.
"Asad plz, iss lighter ko yaha se hatao. Plz, muje mat jalaana. Muje aag se bahot darr lagta hai," said Zoya while getn scared.
"Zoya," said Asad confusingly.
Zoya gets up 4m d sofa n moves back 4m him while pleading, "Plz, muje mat jalao."
She runs in her room while Asad luks on shockingly. He turns off his lighter.
"Ise kya ho gaya? Mera Zoya ko itna jyaada daraane ka bilkul iraada nahi tha," said Asad to himself in wonder.
Asad opens his laptop n logins Facebook. At homepage, he sees a recently updated photo related to Zoya Farooqui on which she is recently tagged by one of her friends. It's a group of friends photo. In dat Zoya is wearing a sleeveless blue top. He is shocked to see a large burn scar on her right hand. He goes to Zoya's profile n see some more photos of Zoya hvng dat scar on her right hand. He recalls Zoya getn scared of lighter n gets upset.
"Ye nishaan to bahot khatarnaak hai," says Asad to himself, "Ye nishaan kaise pada hoga Zoya k haath pe? Isliye Zoya lighter dekhkar bahot darr rahi thi."
He gets up 4m d sofa.
Scene shifts to Zoya's room.
"Ye maine kaise react kar diya?" asks Zoya to herself, "Asad to sirf masti kar rahe the."
Asad enters her room.
"Zoya, aap muje bahot galat samajh rahi hai. Mera aapko hurt karne ka koi bhi iraada nahi hai," said Asad.
"I know, Asad. Maine kuch jyaada hi react kar diya. Vo kya hai na, Asad. Bachpan me ek accident k vajah se muje aag se bahot darr lagta hai," said Zoya.
Asad luks @ her guiltily.
"Aap aaraam kar lijiye. Dinner k waqt hum me koi aapko jaga dega," said Asad.
"Okay," said Zoya.
Scene shifts to SM. All r in d hall.
"Ammi, ye kuch jyaada nahi hai kya?" asks Ayaan annoyingly, "Koi aise kaise 80 lakh ka car maang sakta hai."
"Ayaan, ladkiwaalon ko ye sab karna hi padta hai," replied Shirin.
"Main nahi manta hu. Vo demand karte jaayenge aur hum unki demand poori karte jaayenge," said Ayaan angrily.
"Ayaan, aawaaz neeche karo. Vo humaare honewaale rishtedaar hai," said Gaffur sternly.
Ayaan goes to his room frustratingly.
"Ye Haseena Bi to badi laalchi hai," said Ayaan angrily.
Scene shifts to KV. Its ngiht n all r sitting for dinner.
"Zoya, ab tumhaari tabeeyat kaisi hai?" asks Dilshad.
"Much better," replied Zoya.
"Kadha ne apna asar kar hi diya. I hope aapko firse uski jarurat nahi hai," said Asad.
Zoya gets irritated n says calmly, "Muje abhi kadha ki jarurat nahi hai."
"Par tum tum thandi me cold-drink peena kam ya band kar do," said Dilshad.
"Okay," replied Zoya.
In d morning, Asad does not wakes up Zoya like yesterday as he knows dat Zoya is afraid of fire n he does not want her to feel d burning sensation of d tea. Najma n Dilshad r out of d house. Asad is waiting for Ayaan in his room while Zoya is playing game a car racing game on her I-Pad. She is in yellow top n jeans. Ayaan comes thru d window in Asad's room.
"Ayaan," said Asad.
"AsYaan hugs each other.
"Vaise aapki Zoya kya kar rahi hai?" asks Ayaan.
"Aapki Zoya matlab?" asks Asad suddenly.
"Kuch nahi," replied Ayaan.
"Zoya apne room me apne I-Pad par games khel rahi hai," said Asad.
Zoya is still playing games on her I-Pad. AsYaan enters her room.
"Zoya, tum ab tak game khel rahi ho?" asks Asad.
"Nahi, pizza kha rahi hu," replied Zoya.
"Bhaijaan, Zoya humesha pizza k hi baare me sochti hai jaise ki pizza uska boyfriend ho," said Ayaan wid a laugh.
"Tum thik keh rahe ho, Ayaan," said Asad wid a laugh.
Zoya gets GAME OVER as she is distracted by their talks. She gets annoyed n gets down 4m her bed.
"Tum dono k vajah se mera GAME OVER ho gaya," said Zoya annoyingly.
"Chill down, buddy," said Asad coolly.
"Kya chill down?" asks Zoya annoyingly, "Aapko to main."
Zoya threatens to hit him.
"Koi faayda nahi hai, Zoya. Tum akeli ho aur hum do hain. Aap apni energy bekaar me mat waste kijiye," said Asad wid a smirk.
Zoya has a defeated look on her face while AsYaan smiles.
"Aap to darr gayi," taunted Asad snapping his fingers @ her face.
"Aap dono ladke ho aur main akeli ladki hu isliye bandar ki tarah jyaada ucchalne ki jarurat nahi hai," said Zoya wid a sarcastic smile showing her finger to him.
"Aapne muje Bandar kaha?" asks Asad annoyingly putting her finger down.
"OMG! Maine abhi abhi bandaron ka insult kar diya hai," said Zoya sarcastically.
AsYaan gets puzzled. Asad charges 2wards her but she pushes him forward wid her hand.
"Excuse me," said Zoya wid attitude n sat on her bed again while AsYaan lukd on.
Ayaan gets a call 4m Nuzhat.
"Haan Nuzhat bolo," said Ayaan.
"Bhaijaan, Haseena Bi car k baare me pooch rahi hai," said Nuzhat.
"Unhe car ki itni jaldi kya hai?" asks Ayaan annoyingly.
"Pata nahi, bhaijaan," replied Nuzhat, "Ammi aur abbu bahot pareshaan hai."
"Thik hai, Nuzhat. Main baad me baat karunga," said Ayaan n hung up.
"Kya baat hai, Ayaan?" asks Asad.
"Haseena Bi car lene k peeche hi pad gayi hai. Vo Nikhat k rishte k liye 80 lakh ka car tohfe me maang rahi hai," replied Ayaan.
"Tohfa ya dahej?" asks Zoya suddenly.
AsYaan's eyes gets wide.
"Dahej?" asks AsYaan 2gthr shockingly.
"Lagta to aise hi hai. Kisi k aise openly kisi bhi cheez ko maangna ko aur kya keh sakte hai vo bhi shuruvaat me," replied Zoya, "Maine law college me bahot saare dowry cases k baare me padhe hai."
Ayaan gets anxious.
"Kya?" asks Ayaan anxiously, "Kya aisa ho sakta hai?"
"Ayaan, tumhe India me rehkar bhi koi idea nahi hai kya ki India me kitne dowry cases hote hai?" asks Zoya, "Kya Nikhat ki honewaali saas tum sabko especially Nikhat ko genuinely pasand karti hai?"
Ayaan thinks abt Haseena's blabbering abt d rishtas came for Imraan, asking Razia on y didn't she brought Humeira's rishta for Imraan, Haseena constantly commenting on Nikhat's complexion, Haseena sending fairness creams for Nikhat, Haseena nearly breaking d rishta for attaching price tags to d gifts, Haseena desperate to know abt his relation wid Asad, Haseena constantly manipulating them into giving gifts. Asad snaps his finger @ him. Ayaan comes out his thoughts abt Haseena Bi. He thinks abt Zoya's question.
"Pata nahi," replied Ayaan, "Muje lagta hai ki vo humse dahej hi lete jaa rahi hai."
"Fir koi protest q nahi karta hai?" asks Zoya.
"Ammi kehti hai ki ladkiwaalon ko humesha jhukna padta hai," replied Ayaan.
"Main nahi maanti hu. Main sirf equal rights maanti hu," said Zoya.
"Ghar pe meri koi nahi suntan hai. Uss Haseena Bi k vajah se hume usse ye tak chhupaana pad raha hai ki bhaijaan se humaara koi rishta hai aur Mamu aur Mumaani baar baar yahi kehta hai ki main bhaijaan se rishta tod du nahi to Haseena Bi ko pata chala to vo Nikhat ka rishta tod degi," said Ayaan.
"Kab tak chhupaoge tum dono usse ye baat? Main iss matter me involve to nahi ho rahi hu par main sirf itna kehna chaahti hu ki tum Nikhat k bhai ho to tumhe bhi kuch karna hoga. Agar kal Haseena Bi ka tum dono ka sach jaanne par Nikhat ka rishta todegi aur Imraan apni ammi ka hi side le to Nikhat k liye ye rishta thik nahi hai. Itni bhi kya dushmani hai jo vo tum dono ko bhi alag karna chaahte hai? So, its up to u ki tumhe kya karna hai. Agar Imraan sachmuch Nikhat se pyaar karta hai aur Haseena Bi tum sabko genuinely pasand karti hai to use iss sach se problem nahi honi chaahiye aur aap sabse car bhi nahi maangni chaahiye. Agar aisa nahi hai to they r just using u all," said Zoya.
AsYaan gets shocked n thoughtful @ wat Zoya said.
After some time, Ayaan says, "Bhaijaan, main chalta hu."
"Itni jaldi q jaa rahe ho?" asks Asad.
"Machhli pakadne jaa raha hoga," replied Zoya.
(Macchli pakadna here is a double meaning of lukn for girls. Humeira once said dis to Gaffur but only she n Nuzhat knew wat it actually meant.)
Ayaan's eyes bcums wide.
"To kya hua?" asks Asad, "Muje bhi machhli pakadna bahot pasand hai."
(Asad does not hv as much knowledge of double meaning as Zoya n Ayaan hv so he literally thought dat Ayaan is going for fishing.)
Zoya gets shocked while Ayaan facepalms himself.
"Kya?" asks Zoya shockingly, "Aapko bhi macchli pakadna pasand hai? Muje aapse ye umeed nahi thi, Asad."
"Machhli pakadne me kya buraai hai?" asks Asad, "Main aur Ayaan to kayi baar saath me machhli pakadne jaate hai. Main macchliyon ko jaal me fasaane me expert hu."
Ayaan sees n listen evrythng wid a puzzled face.
"Main phuphi se keh dungi aapki sacchaai ki aap dikhne me to shareef lagte hai par actual me aap machhli pakadte hai," said Zoya.
"Jaaiye, keh dijiye," said Asad, "Ammi, bhi ye baat jaanti hai."
"Ek din aapko ladkiyon se joote padenge," said Zoya annoyingly.
"Muje ladkiyon se q joote padenge?" asks Asad confusingly, "Fishing me ladkiyan aur joote kaha se aa gaye?"
Zoya realizes dat Asad was literally talking abt fishing not going by d double meaning.
"To aap actually macchli pakadne ki baat kar rahe the?" asks Zoya.
"Haan," replied Asad n asks, "Aapko kya laga? Macchli pakadna aur kise kehte hai?"
"Zoya, bhaijaan ko double meaning me humaare itna knowledge nahi hai. Shaayad unhe ye nahi pata tha ki macchli pakadne ka double meaning hota hai ladkiyan dekhna," said Ayaan wid a grin.
Asad's jaw was dropped in shocked.
"Kya?" asks Asad, "To ab tak muje vo waale macchli pakadne k baare me baat kar rahi thi?"
"Haan. Muje nahi pata tha ki aapki knowledge double meaning baaton me kam hai aur aapne macchli pakadnewaali baat ko literarally samajh liya," replied Zoya wid a chuckle.
Zoya n Ayaan r laughing maniacly. Asad gets embarrassed n glares @ them causing both of them to stop laughing.
"Sorry," said Zoya n Ayaan 2gthr.
"Ayaan, tum itna jaldi q jaa rahe ho?" asks Asad.
"Ammi ne kaha jaldi ko qki vo Shaitan Ki Khala Haseena Bi aanewali hai," replied Ayaan.
"Shaitan Ki Khala," said Zoya wid interest n says, "Pata nahi ye Haseena Bi hai kaun?"
AsYaan recalls how Zoya threw Haseena Bi out of d house n told d security to never let her enter again in dis house.
"Agar Zoya ko pata chal gaya ki Haseena Bi actually kaun hai to pata nahi uska reaction kaisa hoga?" thinks Asad.
Precap: Zoya is talking to Zeenat's mom Zahira in her room. Zeenat's parents treats Zoya like their own younger daughter.
"Ammi, main jiss insaan ko dhundne yaha aayi hu use main kabhi maaf nahi karungi. Usne meri ammi aur muje dhokha diya hai. Main 5 saal ki thi jab maine apni ammi ko apni aankhon k saamne aag me jalkar marte huve dekha hai. Lekin, abbu ne muje orphanage me daal diya tha. Agar aap sab ne muje dhunda nahi hota tha to main usi anaathalay me sadti rehti thi aur meri poori zindagi barbaad ho jaati thi. Uss insaan ne hume barbaad kar diya hai," said Zoya.
"Zoya beta, tum jaldi se New York vapas aa jao. Hum sabko tumhaari bahot fikar ho rahi hai," said Zahira.
"Aap sab meri fikar na kijiye. Main yaha bilkul thik hu," said Zoya.
"Achha thik hai, apna khyaal rakhna," said Zahira.
"Ji Ammi," said Zoya n hung up.
Zoya is sitting on d sofa n watching hindi songs on TV. Asad n Ayaan r behind d hall wall.
"Ye kya? Zoya cigarette bhi peeti hai?" asks Asad shockingly pointing to a box on d coffee table before Zoya.
"Hume iss poochhna padega," replied Ayaan.
They went before Zoya.
"Cigarette peena sehat k liye haanikaarak hai," said Asad.
"Aap ye baat mujse q keh rahe hai?" asks Zoya confusingly.
Asad points out d packet. Zoya sees d packet n rolls her eyes.
"Stupid, dhyaan se dekho. Ye cigarettes nahi candy sticks hai," said Zoya annoyingly.
AsYaan sees d packet n r shocked.
"V r so sorry," apologized Asad.
"Its okay," said Zoya, "Smoking aur drink karnewaalon ko main bhi bahot hate karti hu. They think its cool to do all these things but they r just fool."
"Zoya, hum dono ko ek din aap apne ammi-abbu se milaaiye. Hume dekhna hai ki itni smart ladki k ammi-abbu kaun hai," said Asad.
"Haan, jarur milvaaungi," said Zoya wid a smile.
"Hum dekhna chaahte hai ki aapko kis ammi-abbu ne janam diya hai," said Ayaan.
Zoya's smile fades.
"Muje kisi ko call karna hai," said Zoya n went to her room.
In her room, she thinks abt wat Ayaan said in d hall n cries bitterly on her pillow while lying on her bed.
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PS: None of d lead characters r negative here. They r just hvng fun on making each other's life hell in funny n mischievous ways😃. Edited by angel_juhi04 - 11 years ago
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