How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 58

Originally posted by: -Jazzy-

Have you not acquainted yourself with my current sassyass personality? It builds character. That's my motto. I'm immune to embarrassment now.

Originally posted by: ...SankaDevi...

Yup but our Asad is hotter.

Originally posted by: astonm

How I Met My Boyfriend: the embarrassing edition

(Monica, this is my embarrassing life story LOL)

first year of university I told my friends that I thought the smart hot brown guy at the front of the room was my soulmate. Like honestly, he was so perfect, he looked like Harman Baweja but taller & built. and on top of that he was a genius, I have a thing for smart guys! LOL.

So I am totally besharam and started sitting at the front and talking to him. we got along amazingly well and we flirted a lot. It started as random stuff in class and then he'd randomly find me around campus and we'd talk.

And then came embarrassing moment 1! So this one time he sitting with me in the food court once. All my guy friends decided to walk by and say hi to me or walk by the table over and over again because they knew i liked him. And apparently we were meant to be because his name was Rahul and I am Anjali. So I sat there hoping he didn't notice but he did. And then one of them started singing "Anjali and Rahul sitting in a tree..." I WAS MORTIFIED. Sometimes I question how my friends got into university...

So he smiled and brushed it off. Then came the most embarrassing moment of my life. The ketchup fiasco. We were still friends at that point and he was sitting beside me and I dropped ketchup on his crotch then proceeded to dab, swipe, frantically wipe it off until I realized where my hand actually was. And this was in the middle of a full cafeteria on a table with our friends.

So I thought I was crazy and probably in the friendzone but my friends were so sure that he liked me. I tend to stress out around exams and I hated chemistry with a passion but he was good at it so he was tutoring me once. And we were playing this game, every time I got a question right I'd get to ask him a question and if I didn't he did. So I decided to be a man-figuratively- and asked him if he wanted to go on a date with me and he said...YES! So I was on cloud nine and we went to Toronto because he had never seen the CN tower and wanted to do the edge walk. Lol, so we had a near to death experience on our first date. And according to my psych textbook doing scary things, like amusement parks, on dates increases attraction because your body mistakes the fear for attraction LOLLL.

And then when we went on our second date I ended up yelling "I won't have sex with you" to him in the middle of a restaurant because my friends were so sure that he was unresistable. I am angry at the ground for not swallowing me up. I even wished for the creepy waitress to kidnap me.

Then this one time he walked into my dorm which me and my two friends shared and I was in the middle of walking from the bathroom into my room. In my bra. I think my whole body was red, that's how embarrassed I was.

And then another time I fell asleep on the couch on movie night and apparently mumbled his name in my sleep like a hundred times.

But I guess he is crazy because he doesn't think I am a total doorknob and we've been going out for like half a year now. apparently all those embarrassing moments make me a very cute bumbling idiot!

SEE SOME EMBARRASSING STORIES HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!

Originally posted by: -Jazzy-

So there was a cute Australian guy I was talking to and he told me about how it gets so hot in Australia that their thongs melt and stick to the asphalt.

Naturally, I attempted to keep the conversation decent. My immediate thought was "I'm pretty sure it's not the heat that's making your thongs fall to the ground". But I didn't say that. I went with "Umm, maybe try a nice pair of boxers".

Turns out, they call effing flip-flops thongs in Australia!

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

i love the minions too esp. their banana song Idk y but wenever I c them then word banana just shoots out of my mouth n i say just like they say it too its funny one time I was looking at tv n i saw an ad with the minions n I was like "banana" for no reason whatsoever n my my mom was looking at me as though I was an alien or sumthing n she was like "what happen girl?"

n i was so embarassed I started laffing like a maniac

n now i'm so embrassed *facepalm*

Originally posted by: dolly_negi

hey guys i m new to dis forum n i really luv dis thread n ur incidents r really gud..ok i vl lyk to tell u mine...i was in 9th standard n my relationship vd my best frnd was getting strain,she suddenly changed n strtd hanging out vd othr frnd leavng me alone in short she left me n ignore me fr no reason..i was cryng evryday at my home coz i felt bad dt she left me during dt tym i befriended my othr classmate..he was studyng vd me since 3rd grade bt we hardly tlkd in all dose yr..we strtd tlkng n eventually he became my bestfrnd..one day we were tlkng thrgh txt n we were askng each othr abt our crush..he was telling me abt his past crush dn i ask him who is his present crush..he said dt i vl tell u bt u hv to promise me dt it vl nt affect our frndship..i said ok..he told me dt currently i m his crush..i was lyk omg..i was shockd n u knw wat i was lyk studious gal n didn't wntd to b in relationship n i knw he wntd me 2 b hs gf so i tld him no n tld hm my reason as well n he nicely accepted it bt it was hard fr me to continue my frndshp vd hm so i tld hm dt we cnt b frnd anymore..he freakd out n tld me abt my promise bt i didn't budged frm my decision..he strtd callng me n i switchd off my cell n dn he strtd callng at my landline n obviously i cnt tlk at my landline coz of my parents n he tld my other gud frnd dt i m nt tlkng to hm n askd hr to convince me..he didnt tld hr y i m upset vd hm n my othr frnd knw dt i loose my temperament very fast so she knw dt i might hv got angry on any of hs habit so nxt day was very diff. fr me..i was tryng to avoid hm n he was staring at me n my other frnd was askng y i was angry vd hm n i was gvng hr random reason coz i dnt wntd hr to knw abt it otherwise she would hv teased me a lot so i avoided hm all day dn in physic period my mam askd to collect money fr d trip frm all students n i was like y on earth she askd me to do dt so i collectd money frm evry1 except frm my besti n i sent my frnd to collect money frm hm n wen she wnt to hm..he simply said i vl gv money to me only so at last i hv to go to collect money becoz it actually becoming a scene n my mam was askng y i m nt collecting money frm hm so i wnt to his seat n as soon i reached dere he smiled n said sry n beggd fr forgiveness n u knw wat he hs a cutest smile n as soon as he smiled i strtd laughng so hard n ultimately frgt all thng n continued our frndship..we r still best frnd n mind u i hvnt tld dis stry to any1

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

awww dat's kinda cute I've got frnd who likes me too

ok so prom nite everyone partying n dancing n stuff so eventually I dot bored n went to sit outside n i saw my friend____ I call him my bro n he calls me his sis so I saw his cup I drank frm it it was vodka but knw it was my frnd whom i call my bro so i didn't really care so then he was like "do u wanna go sit at d pavillion nd there were no lights there it was totally dark so i asked him abt his gf n he told me they broke up n wadever n i kept telling him well u knw dw abt evruting's gonna b ok n den all of a sudden he told me he liked me n i was like W*F? hw can u like me we call each other bro n sis I mean like tht's wrong n there's no way I cud ever think of u like tht n he was like but I had always liked u n then eventually i cudn't take it anymore n went back to the prom

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

i love the minions too esp. their banana song Idk y but wenever I c them then word banana just shoots out of my mouth n i say just like they say it too its funny one time I was looking at tv n i saw an ad with the minions n I was like "banana" for no reason whatsoever n my my mom was looking at me as though I was an alien or sumthing n she was like "what happen girl?"

n i was so embarassed I started laffing like a maniac

n now i'm so embrassed *facepalm*