How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 35

Originally posted by: -Jazzy-

That OS was previous Shwetha. It was hilarious!

It also reminded me:

I work at the same place as my friend. She got me the job. So my first day at work, I went to the bathroom to change my tampon. But I couldn't find a trash can. And it was really frustrating. So I walked out holding it up (wrapped up safely, of course) and I was like "Do I shove it back in me or what?" Expecting my friend. But no. It was the other male coworker. I see him everyday.

Originally posted by: LoranMaddiLee

hahah omg jaz!🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: -Jazzy-

That OS was previous Shwetha. It was hilarious!

It also reminded me:

I work at the same place as my friend. She got me the job. So my first day at work, I went to the bathroom to change my tampon. But I couldn't find a trash can. And it was really frustrating. So I walked out holding it up (wrapped up safely, of course) and I was like "Do I shove it back in me or what?" Expecting my friend. But no. It was the other male coworker. I see him everyday.

Originally posted by: astonm

@LoranMaddieLee : OH MY GOD! Is it weird that I was hyperventilating for you while I was reading it?! That part of the movie was unexpected though so I don't blame you! OMG, he caught you looking at his thing. I would be sitting there mentally burying myself in a hole. Wait, the bump isnt usually noticeable unless... lol, that makes me sound like a perv but I am not okay.

hahahahha omg trust me, i was hyperventilating just TYPING that memory! and i know right! leave it to me to get caught looking at someones boner 😕

At least it was dark right so no one saw you turn red? Unless you are one of those lucky people that don't turn red as a tomato when you blush! UNFORTUNATELY or fortunately so, im one of those girls who has a very EXPRESSIVE face. HE DEF. could tell i wanted to die right there and then, which made him smile more (that f**ken jerk!) i should have told him his boner was not that impressive to begin with! 😡 the room was dark. however, the light from the hallway was seeping through AND the sofa (Although located at the back) WAS right across from the TV. so the light from the tv also made everything visible! x.x

LMAO, the c*** thing! You should have strangled the girl in front of you. GAH. I am mentally calling her a s**t for you, idk why! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. I feel bad now. Sorry to whoever she is! I KNOW RIGHT?! UGH. I HATE THAT GIRL. I was so embarrassed

Lmao, my phone is always that loud! That's so sad but at least he got the hint I suppose? He chose to ignore that hint, lemme assure you! 🤔 But unlike him, i have a little bit of shame 😆 and decency 😆 I cannot even fathom to tell you HOW embarrassed I was to face him after all those incidents!

QUICK CATCH UP! 😃

- Maddi

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

So this isn't very funny. Anyhoo, when I first moved onto the street I now live in, I had this crush on this cute guy, it was a like bollywood la la love at first sight. I swear I heard music in te background. He was damn goodlooking, he was casually leaning against the wall on the other side and here's me literally falling out of the window. Okiesss this story is weird. He happened to be my brother's best mate. At that time, there was this love calculator thing going about everywhere, where you put yours and his name and then this thing tells you how much you love each other or one loves the other. Mind you, back then computers were a lil slow too. So yeah here I am putting his name and mine into the computer which was in my brother's room. And guess what, my brother, older brother walked in, I tried shutting everything down, I fell off the chair and looked up at my brother as if I had seen a ghost. He slowly looks at the computer to find our names on there with 83% inside a huge heart. I avoided my brother for a few days before I could look him in the eye.

Here you go, crappy story.

Originally posted by: -ForeverYours-

Ok this is stupid but I'm actually jealous you get to experience such awesome embarrassing moments. Like I said I don't necessarily always make sense.

Originally posted by: astonm

YOU GUYS I GOT UPTO PAGE 30! Holy moly, this thread is amazing! I cringed for everyone's stories. I AM NOT ALONEEE!

<font color="#ff0000">@-ForeverYours- </font>: GIRL! I love love love this thread! It cured my boredom :)

Middle school = lapse of judgement! At least you threw color at him. This guy and me had a mutual crush on each other in grade 7. So we used to throw stuff at each other, I threw a pencil at him once ( DUMB DECISION) and hit him in THE EYE.

ahaha, going to a guy's locker with him alone is a matter of great importance so I understand your outburst! To make you feel better I yelled out "I am not going to have sex with you! " to my now boyfriend on our second date because my friends kept saying that he was irresistible, and I was having a convo with them in my head.

Lovely mishaps.

LMAO. What did Bob do after he realized that you weren't innocent?! that's normal thoughhh! :) tell me how I am cringing and reading with one eye open because I am that embarrassed for you. Eeeks.

OMG, the orgasm thing! You poor girl! A similar thing happened to me in grade 7, I had the stupidest guys in my class OMG. And he was like "do you like pen island?" And I was like "wth is that?", and he is like "say yes or no" and I said YES. And everyone just burst out into laughter. And then my friend explained it to me. It was so embarrassing, he still bothers me about to this day.

<font color="#ff0000">@LoranMaddieLee </font>: OH MY GOD! Is it weird that I was hyperventilating for you while I was reading it?! That part of the movie was unexpected though so I don't blame you! OMG, he caught you looking at his thing. I would be sitting there mentally burying myself in a hole. Wait, the bump isnt usually noticeable unless... lol, that makes me sound like a perv but I am not okay.

At least it was dark right so no one saw you turn red? Unless you are one of those lucky people that don't turn red as a tomato when you blush!

LMAO, the c*** thing! You should have strangled the girl in front of you. GAH. I am mentally calling her a s**t for you, idk why! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. I feel bad now. Sorry to whoever she is!

Lmao, my phone is always that loud! That's so sad but at least he got the hint I suppose?

<font color="#ff0000">@MrMrsAsyaKhan:</font> MOJO! *DEATH GRIP TYPE OF HUG* Stop putting yourself down baby girl<3 you are AMAZINGGG, and I'll box out anyone, even you, who thinks otherwise. KAPEESH? (Is that how you even spell it though?) And I know you may have heard this before and it's easier to say than do, but talk to him. Maybe apologizing and talking things through will let you move on and also give you a chance to see if anything is going to happen there? Because living with the "what if" your whole life is the hardest thing ever. I guess start with a hi. Please. You need closure! So if you even see him anymore, try to do it for yourself. You never know if you are just wasting time and he may like you too!

And and and. No one in this world is ugly. It's just that some people are extremely lucky bas***ds and were blessed with good genes. KAY? And I know people are...BLAH and so looks do matter, so I won't say "looks don't matter" because I don't lie. But they aren't everything. KAY? So don't be sad! SO DON'T PUT YOURSELF DOWN. I have no idea what you look like, BUT YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON. and that only gets better with age like fine wine, while beauty goes Bye bye.

If I knew where you lived I'd probably be at your door with a tub of ice cream while I yelled at you and then fed you ice cream and watched chick flicks. YOU ARE SPECIAL. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE A AMAZINGLY TALENTED HILARIOUS PERSON.

Sorrry for all of that, I just can't stand it when people i like are sad. *hugs*

LMAO, you whacked a guy where the sun doesn't shine! Poor girl, I am cringing. But I guess he didn't mind since he fancied you ;) thats so british by the way, it immediately reminds me of pride and prejudice, "fancies". Watch me say it for weeks nowww! no seriously, I am sure he didn't mind if it makes you feel any better!

Wanna hear something infinitely worse. When i was still friends with my boyfriend I dropped ketchup on his crotch by mistake and I started freaking out. So I grabbed a napkin and started dabbing at his crotch and then trying to rub it off. It was only when he said "You really need to stop doing that" that I realized I had my hand on his thing. OMG. I was so mortified. And all my friends and the rest of the food court was just staring at our table! Most embarrassing moment of my life, I was red as the ketchup. And he still teases me about it. I just wanted the ground to move up and swallow me. I couldn't look at him in the eyes for like a few days.

Omg, you wanna know what I do when someone is embarrassing themselves on screen? I like pause the video and then play it watching it with one eye as I cringe. I had the hardest time watching Khushi make a fool outta herself in IPKKND. Like the date scene and when she dresses up weirdly. I was hitting TJ pause button so much! And then I say "no no no". It's like I am the one being embarrassed. It's so weird!

<font color="#ff0000">@Fari</font>: awww, I miss middle school as traumatizing as it was! Can I get a free hug from you?! Mwahhh. And he's stay far far away from boys, they just turn your life upside down.

<font color="#ff0000">@|Directioner|</font> OH EM GEEE! Badminton and shuttlecocks have it out for you. I was laughing because the shuttlecock hit his...I SWEAR I AM NOT A PERV. Lol. Awww, he helped you up! So it's all good, damsel in distress types of feels!

<font color="#ff0000">@risingsea101:</font>FARHANA! I FIND YOUR STORY SO CUTEEE! Awww, I can imagine you jumping on his back. Did you hear background musiccc? Or is bollywood like the biggest liar everrr!

<font color="#ff0000">@nikki.171:</font> aw, you poor thing. I feel you. It's a pain being a girl, I make my friends check me after I get up every single time because I am terrified of that. DID YOU TALK TO HIM AFTER?

<font color="#ff0000">@mocchug:</font>awww Monica <3. high heels are mean so i don't wear them. And honestly if I were you I would have thrown the heels at him and said "TRY TO WALK IN THEM AND NOT FALL KAAAY?!" I am like 5 foot 10 inches so I look like a giant with heels, so at least you can wear heels? :D

kay, imma go back and read the rest guysss.