How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 34

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Also, I would like to apologize to the TM if this thread was meant to be clean. All of my stories are quite inappropriate.

Originally posted by: -BadtameezDil-

Has anyone's crush here every embarrassed themselves infront of you?😆

I used to crush on this hot guy from afar. And then he opened his mouth. I don't like him anymore.

Originally posted by: -Jazzy-

Also, I would like to apologize to the TM if this thread was meant to be clean. All of my stories are quite inappropriate.

I am not very decent myself.
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In other words, I don't mind. At all really.

YOU GUYS I GOT UPTO PAGE 30! Holy moly, this thread is amazing! I cringed for everyone's stories. I AM NOT ALONEEE!

@-ForeverYours- : GIRL! I love love love this thread! It cured my boredom :)

Middle school = lapse of judgement! At least you threw color at him. This guy and me had a mutual crush on each other in grade 7. So we used to throw stuff at each other, I threw a pencil at him once ( DUMB DECISION) and hit him in THE EYE.

ahaha, going to a guy's locker with him alone is a matter of great importance so I understand your outburst! To make you feel better I yelled out "I am not going to have sex with you! " to my now boyfriend on our second date because my friends kept saying that he was irresistible, and I was having a convo with them in my head.

LMAO. What did Bob do after he realized that you weren't innocent?! that's normal thoughhh! :) tell me how I am cringing and reading with one eye open because I am that embarrassed for you. Eeeks.

OMG, the orgasm thing! You poor girl! A similar thing happened to me in grade 7, I had the stupidest guys in my class OMG. And he was like "do you like pen island?" And I was like "wth is that?", and he is like "say yes or no" and I said YES. And everyone just burst out into laughter. And then my friend explained it to me. It was so embarrassing, he still bothers me about to this day.

@LoranMaddieLee : OH MY GOD! Is it weird that I was hyperventilating for you while I was reading it?! That part of the movie was unexpected though so I don't blame you! OMG, he caught you looking at his thing. I would be sitting there mentally burying myself in a hole. Wait, the bump isnt usually noticeable unless... lol, that makes me sound like a perv but I am not okay.

At least it was dark right so no one saw you turn red? Unless you are one of those lucky people that don't turn red as a tomato when you blush!

LMAO, the c*** thing! You should have strangled the girl in front of you. GAH. I am mentally calling her a s**t for you, idk why! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. I feel bad now. Sorry to whoever she is!

Lmao, my phone is always that loud! That's so sad but at least he got the hint I suppose?

@MrMrsAsyaKhan: MOJO! *DEATH GRIP TYPE OF HUG* Stop putting yourself down baby girl<3 you are AMAZINGGG, and I'll box out anyone, even you, who thinks otherwise. KAPEESH? (Is that how you even spell it though?) And I know you may have heard this before and it's easier to say than do, but talk to him. Maybe apologizing and talking things through will let you move on and also give you a chance to see if anything is going to happen there? Because living with the "what if" your whole life is the hardest thing ever. I guess start with a hi. Please. You need closure! So if you even see him anymore, try to do it for yourself. You never know if you are just wasting time and he may like you too!

And and and. No one in this world is ugly. It's just that some people are extremely lucky bas***ds and were blessed with good genes. KAY? And I know people are...BLAH and so looks do matter, so I won't say "looks don't matter" because I don't lie. But they aren't everything. KAY? So don't be sad! SO DON'T PUT YOURSELF DOWN. I have no idea what you look like, BUT YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON. and that only gets better with age like fine wine, while beauty goes Bye bye.

If I knew where you lived I'd probably be at your door with a tub of ice cream while I yelled at you and then fed you ice cream and watched chick flicks. YOU ARE SPECIAL. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE A AMAZINGLY TALENTED HILARIOUS PERSON.

Sorrry for all of that, I just can't stand it when people i like are sad. *hugs*

LMAO, you whacked a guy where the sun doesn't shine! Poor girl, I am cringing. But I guess he didn't mind since he fancied you ;) thats so british by the way, it immediately reminds me of pride and prejudice, "fancies". Watch me say it for weeks nowww! no seriously, I am sure he didn't mind if it makes you feel any better!

Wanna hear something infinitely worse. When i was still friends with my boyfriend I dropped ketchup on his crotch by mistake and I started freaking out. So I grabbed a napkin and started dabbing at his crotch and then trying to rub it off. It was only when he said "You really need to stop doing that" that I realized I had my hand on his thing. OMG. I was so mortified. And all my friends and the rest of the food court was just staring at our table! Most embarrassing moment of my life, I was red as the ketchup. And he still teases me about it. I just wanted the ground to move up and swallow me. I couldn't look at him in the eyes for like a few days.

Omg, you wanna know what I do when someone is embarrassing themselves on screen? I like pause the video and then play it watching it with one eye as I cringe. I had the hardest time watching Khushi make a fool outta herself in IPKKND. Like the date scene and when she dresses up weirdly. I was hitting TJ pause button so much! And then I say "no no no". It's like I am the one being embarrassed. It's so weird!

@Fari: awww, I miss middle school as traumatizing as it was! Can I get a free hug from you?! Mwahhh. And he's stay far far away from boys, they just turn your life upside down.

@|Directioner| OH EM GEEE! Badminton and shuttlecocks have it out for you. I was laughing because the shuttlecock hit his...I SWEAR I AM NOT A PERV. Lol. Awww, he helped you up! So it's all good, damsel in distress types of feels!

@risingsea101: FARHANA! I FIND YOUR STORY SO CUTEEE! Awww, I can imagine you jumping on his back. Did you hear background musiccc? Or is bollywood like the biggest liar everrr!

@nikki.171: aw, you poor thing. I feel you. It's a pain being a girl, I make my friends check me after I get up every single time because I am terrified of that. DID YOU TALK TO HIM AFTER?

@mocchug: awww Monica <3. high heels are mean so i don't wear them. And honestly if I were you I would have thrown the heels at him and said "TRY TO WALK IN THEM AND NOT FALL KAAAY?!" I am like 5 foot 10 inches so I look like a giant with heels, so at least you can wear heels? :D

kay, imma go back and read the rest guysss.

Well I mean this was more infuriating rather than embarrassing, Harsh read a part of a fanfiction I was in the middle of writing when I left my computer idle for a few.

Needless to say I was judged but he was also at loss.

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Originally posted by: -Jazzy-

Also, I would like to apologize to the TM if this thread was meant to be clean. All of my stories are quite inappropriate.

OMG Anjali is here! Wooo 🤗 [:D/]

I can't believe you caught up. And please do not talk about IPK, I still haven't gotten over how embarassed I was for Khushi.

@risingsea101: FARHANA! I FIND YOUR STORY SO CUTEEE! Awww, I can imagine you jumping on his back. Did you hear background musiccc? Or is bollywood like the biggest liar everrr!